Yo Lawlizilla here. Im going to make my first attempt at a crack fic so I hope you enjoy :3

Disclaimer:I do not own Naruto If I did Sasuke would come back and win Sakura's heart already, and Sakura would leave Naruto alone and he and Hinata would get together! D8
Naruto:Yeesh someone has problems! - looks at author-

Lawlizilla:I do not im jus-- DID YOU EAT MY COOKIES ?!!! ROAAARR~ YOUR GOING TO PAY!

Hinata:Eeep! N-naruto-kun! R-run!

Kaoru: Ugh.. enough of this start the story!( Author:Kaoru is my assistant, just to let you know)

Parings :

Naruhina , Sasusaku , Nejten, GaaMats, slight Inosai , ShinoOc, Kiba Oc And ect.

The sun shined through the curtiains letting a tiny streak of sunlight towards Naruto's left eye."Mmm Hinata-chan dont do that... " Naruto grumbled.(He's dreaming if he thinks pure innocent Hinata would do such a thing)Sasuke burst-ed through Naruto's bedroom door, clearly mad that Naruto was late for training with Kakashi. ' I mean for crying outloud! Kakashi got there before him!!'.Nevertheless Sasuke was pissed.

"Hey Nar-" Sasuke was cut off when he noticed Naruto sleeping. He groaned. Waking up Naruto is almost impossible. Sasuke serched the room for anything he could beat Naruto with, but instead he found somerthing better, a horn.(Author:Sorry i dont exactly know what the name of the kind of horn or how to explain i just pray that you know what i mean)

"Hehehe..." Sasuke laughed evilly as he placed the horn to Naruto's ear. ' 3..2..1!'BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naruto jumped out of bed and yelled" FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MY EARS!!!!!! HOLY *%#!" Naruto's eyes narrowed dangerously at Sasuke. " WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR !?"

" Hurry up and get dressed dobe your late for training. " calmly said by one of our favorite Uchia's.

" I DONT GIVE A DAMN YOU JUST RUINED MY BEAUTIFUL DREAM!!"

" For the love of god would you stop yelling!" a manly deep voice said from above.

"Who said that?" Sasuke and Naruto got in defensive positions, expecting some sort of ambush.

"Uhhh no one....?"

"OH okie dokies. " Naruto said while heading out the door.

Sasuke grabbed naruto's shirt "Oh no you don't " he said ."okay first off all your a retard, there is someone there." stated as calmly as possible ."Second,.." His voice grew louder, "Why would you leave your house withoutyour Pants on?!" Sasuke shouted. Naruto looked down. to his disappointment Sasuke was right.

"Uhmmm.."

"Just forget it." Sasuke muttered. ' I'm surrounded by idiots. ' "OK now tell me who is there before I Chidori your a$$."

"Ok ok ! Jeez , well my name is Lawlizilla but you can call me Lali, you know like lollypop? Anyways I came here to tell you that your invited to a truth and dare party! And maybe some other games too !"

" Nahh i dont want to go" said Naruto " That kinda of stuff are for kids , we're 17 years old."

"Pass." Said Sasuke.

"hehehe.... you people are so naive, I'm not asking. I'm demanding" Said the still oh so manly voice.

"What makes you think we will go so willingly?"Sasuke asked seeming a little coy.

"Because I have control over anything in this story, and if I felt like it I could destroy Konoha, so in the end you guys have no choice. But right now I feel like I need some SasuNaru."

Naruto was confused what did she mean by story? Could she really destroy Konoha? And what the heck was SasuNaru? "What do you mean by story?"he asked.

"Very good question Naruto-kun. You see there is a magical place named and there anything can happen, and i am writing this story write now as we speak on so write now im going to make Sasuke kiss you"

"Wha-" Naruto was cut off by Sasuke's lips. Naruto punched him in the gut and wiped his mouth. " Sorry teme but i dont bend that way."

" It wasn't me !" Sasuke objected.

"He is right" the voice continued "it was me . I commanded in my story for Sasuke to kiss you, so does that prove my powers?"

" So I guess we have no choice to go to that stupid party" Sasuke sighed " It's really stupid for you to go through so much trouble just to get us to come."

" Oh dont feel so sad, you wont be alone your friends will be coming to." said the voice. " OH yeah meet me at the northern gate in 4 hrs, and pack a weeks work of stuff, see you in 4hrs !"

" What just happened?" asked Naruto

" I don't know... but as Shikamaru would say ' this is going to be troublesome'." Answered Sasuke.

Sasuke started to leave to go pack his things, seeing as there was no way he could get out of this, when Naruto stoped him. " What about training?!" Naruto shouted. Sasuke sighed ' I wonder how many times he's been droped on his head?'

" Just forget about it and start packing."

" Whatever."

Then he left.

OKay ! So how was it? Please be honest with your reviews , just no flaming pleash!

Yeah sorry it was kinda of short.

So anyway i wont continue without good reviews.

Soo yeah!

Ja ne!