Hiei: This is stupid...
Uchiha Sasuke-kun: Now, now Hiei-chan... don't judge before you read! Now do the disclaimer...
Hiei: Hn. I don't wanna.
Uchiha Sasuke-kun: Well, if you don't then I can torture you as much as I like now can't I?
Hiei: O.O --twitch-- alright...Uchiha Sasuke-kun does not in any way own Yu Yu Hakusho. That is owned by the genius, Yoshihiro Togashi-sensei.
Uchiha Sasuke-kun: --pats Hiei on the head-- now that's a good little youkai...
Hiei: --grumble-- baka onna...stupid woman...
Uchiha Sasuke-kun: --giggles-- There, there puppy-chan...
Hiei: I'm going to kill you...slowly and very painfully...
Uchiha Sasuke-kun: You can't! 'Cause I'm the Authoress and I said so! --maniacal laugh-- Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!...erm...ahem... Well...Enjoy! and Please Review!
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DARK FLAME OF THE OVERLORD PART 1: FLAME OF LOVE
It was a normal day at Genkai's temple. Koenma had asked the group there to discuss their week-long vacation that he had so generously given them.
"Ahem. Well anyway...I hope you enjoy your week off! But has anyone seen Detective Senji? I asked for her to be here, but she seems to be very, very late..." he said in annoyance at the end.
Genkai nodded and sipped her tea. "That hellion could be anywhere right now...she's such a royal pain in the ass sometimes..."
The door opened and a curvy silhouette appeared in the doorway to the room, soaking wet and toweling a mop of pink hair. She was about 5'4" tall, with long, extremely wavy pastel pink hair that reached to her mid-back.
Yusuke was the first to speak. "Who's the broad?"
Koenma sighed and walked over to the girl. Obviously very annoyed at her.
"What in all of the underworld do you think you're doing coming in this late for, Detective Senji?"
She simply smirked and popped his binky out of his mouth, and held it up high.
"If that's how you feel, twerp, then maybe i should just wean you offa this thing and chuck it in the garbage..." her voice sounded like honey, but still stated nonchalantly.
"argh...FLAME..." he seethed, trying to sound threatening.
She glared at him with icy green eyes. "I don't think you want to talk to me in that tone of voice..." her voice suddenly sounding as if the smallest of her words could strike fear into the heart of the strongest demon.
"eep...yes'm" he squeaked.
Kuwabara, Yusuke, and Botan looked very shocked.
The pink-haired stranger bonked the frazzled underworld CEO on the head. "Well, I'm outta here. Later."
Genkai cleared her throat.
"Aren't you going to introduce yourself, child? It's clear your first impression shocked our dear friends here." The old woman rasped.
The young woman sighed and bowed, forcing a smile. "HeyI'mFlameSenjinicetomeetyouNotreallySeeyagottagoBye..." she said very quickly, as if the words were painful. She then made a break for the stairs. Genkai stopped her in her tracks with an, "Is that all, young lady?"
"Of course that's all, you old hag." she said flatly, rolling her eyes.
Koenma chuckled. "That daughter of yours, Genkai...must she always be such a stubborn, anti-sociable loner?"
Kuwabara, Yusuke and Botan screamed.
"WHAT THE HELL?!"
Said daughter replied with a, "Hn. Shut up, you stupid ningens, you're cutting my brain cell count in half, yelling like that..." before heading toward her room upstairs.
Yusuke looked puzzled.
"...wait a minute...doesn't ningen mean 'human'...?"
Genkai nodded. "Little-Miss-Ice-Queen over there is an Omnipotai apparition..."
Group "Whut?"
"15 years ago (plus 9 months), I prayed to the gods for a child. They granted me my request, and Flame was born. She is a full-blooded Omnipotai demon. An Omnipotai is a kind of apparition that can tap into almost limitless power. Any element, any attack...basically omnipotent...all-powerful. In a nutshell, she's a lone wolf, not wanting to be around many people. She's a very sweet girl, but she has trouble making friends. She seldom trusts anyone due to her low self-esteem. She's also sensitive about her height...or should I say, lack thereof? Don't be offended if she doesn't hang around here much! She trains constantly, and sometimes just sleeps in a tree!" she shrugged at the end.
Kurama couldn't help but smile at that. He turned to Hiei and said pleasantly, "Gee, sounds like someone we know, now doesn't it?"
Hiei blushed and grumbled. "Hn. I am NOT like that..."
Yusuke countered with, "Yup you are! 100 to the Tee!" he laughed.
Hiei growled and headed for the door. He went outside to the forest to sit awhile. He hopped up into a tall Sycamore and found himself face to face with the girl from before. She was clad in a white long tunic, with a dragon design on it, and khaki capri-style pants, with black bows on the fronts of the legs; and a white, lacey headband in her hair.
She glared at him.
"This is my tree, dude. Get. Out." she hissed.
He glared at her and growled threateningly. "What...did you...just say to me...?"
Her green eyes narrowed into slits.
"You heard me, Mr. Attitude. Move it. Now..." she snarled.
He frowned. "What if I don't feel like it, woman? What if I said this was MY tree? What would happen then?"
Her foot, fast as lightning, swooped under his feet making him lose his balance, and fall to the ground. After that not-so-gentle landing, his eyes were wide with shock. No one had EVER done that to him before. Not just the kicking-him-out-of-the-tree part, but to have the guts to actually oppose him! It was very unfamiliar to have someone NOT be intimidated by him.
'I cannot believe she actually DID that!? The NERVE of--' was his disconnected thought as a shoe smacked into his head.
"What the--? OW!!!" he groaned as he picked up a strappy red stiletto heel. He sweatdropped and screamed up into the tree, "What the fuck?! You're wearing fucking HIGH HEELS out here?! What the hell's wrong with you, you crazy bitch?!"
She snickered and yelled down. "My mom makes me train in high heels 'cause it's more difficult and it puts extra emphasis on balance and keeping equalibrium." she explained. "Besides, it could've been worse! I could've been wearing my steel-toed boots today!" she grinned.
"You Crazy Bitch!"
"Stupid Hothead..."
"Ugly Whore!"
"Retarded Mother-Fucker..."
"Fat-Ass Cow!"
"Skanky Dog Turd..."
"Fucking Asshole!"
"Butt-munching faggot..."
"S-S-Stubborn Girl!!!!" he screamed after trying to come up with a good insult.
"Oh...ow...that one really hurt..." she said sarcastically. "Pfft. I mean really, you couldn't think of anything better than that?! What are you, vocabulary-challenged or something?!" she smirked.
He was seething with anger. She was just so...so...infuriating! Usually he took pride in his ability to hide all of his emotions...but this onna was...just...plain...obnoxious!!! How can any woman that cute be so...wait a minute, cute??? Where the hell did that come from? He shook it out of his head and punched the tree with such power, that Flame lost her balance and fell to the forest floor. Her landing, of course was much smoother, and she simply flipped her body mid-fall and landed gracefully on her feet.
"What're you so pissy about?! Ever think about taking a Midol for that?!" she smirked. He froze and a vein popped in his forehead.
"You stupid ONNA!!!" he screamed as he began to chase her around the temple.
"Ha ha. Catch me if you CAAAAAN!!!" she taunted.
Meanwhile, in the temple...
Genkai heard the screams and sighed. "Koenma, my dear friend...isn't there ANYTHING you can do to calm this?!"
He pondered for a few minutes and snapped his fingers. "I've got it! I'll just use this new device my over-worked, under-paid assistants invented that I took credit for!" and he takes out something that looked like a grenade launcher. "This'll get'em to behave!" He laughed as he shot a grenade outside towards the direction of the screaming and the chasing.
KAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
As soon as the dust cleared, they all went to take a look outside.
There was a deep hole in the ground where the grenade hit, and in the middle, were Hiei's cloak, his black suit-thing, a dragon design tunic, capri-style pants, and red stilettos...
Hiei and Flame were nowhere to be found! After searching everywhere around the area, Kurama noticed the clothes wiggling. After pulling the garments away they found...
Two giggling, bouncing, babies...
The one found under Hiei's clothes had Black fluffy hair with a white starburst, and crimson red eyes. The one found under Flame's clothes had soft, pink hair, and emerald green orbs. The babies smiled and cooed.
The only words anyone had to say were, "WHAT...THE...FUCK?!"
Koenma bewildered, looked at the grenade launcher and said, "Well, shit...that wasn't supposed to happen...at least...i don't THINK..."
Everyone sweatdropped.
Koenma nervously rubbed his hand behind his neck and said, "Well, I suppose I should get going! Gotta inform my father of what happened! See Ya!" he zipped out of there. Genkai nodded and said, "I should join him and we'll discuss the situation and find a solution. I'm sure you'll have no problem taking care of the little ones...slackers..." she followed him and dissappeared.
Yusuke grumbled. "stupid old hag...sure...leave US to do the hard stuff..."
Kuwabara picked up Hiei and chuckled. "Ha ha. Now ya can't be a smartass, can ya shorty?!"
Little Hiei grabbed onto him, smiling, and said, "Da-Da!"
(gawd, can you just imagine everyone's face? Hilarious!!!)
Awkward silence...
Little Flame crawled over to Kurama and clutched onto him, cooing "Mommy! Mommy!"
More Awkward Silence...
Then they both point to Yusuke and say in unison, "G'amma!"
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Uchiha Sasuke-kun: Hope ya liked the first chappie!
Hiei: I hate you...
Flame: I hate you more...
Uchiha Sasuke-kun: Now aren't we all just a loving little family?!
All: NO.
Uchiha Sasuke-kun: Oh well! Too Bad! You have to be for the sake of the readers...so...you're out-voted!!! By the way...I would absolutely adore it if some of you readers could send your artwork in to see what Flame looks like, and what the little babies look like...just send it to and I will post up the name of the artist and the artwork of the entries on my profile and post links for all to see the wonderful work you did! I will be having contests for every chapter...so keep drawing!!! much appreciated, arigatou!!!
Kurama: Please Review!!!