Naruto's New Messenger!

How would things go if the Naruto cast were to have access to the internet?

How would things go if this was Naruto's first time on msn?

Read to find out!

(Pre-time skip characters)

P.S.

When words are in " " that means that they are thinking it, and not actually typing it 

Chapter 1:

Note:

Dattebayo! ----------------Uzumaki Naruto

LovelyBlossom ----------Haruno Sakura

ImAnAvenger------------Uchiha Sasuke

SoTroublesome…--------Nara Shikamaru

Start a conversation with LovelyBlossom

Click Click

TIKA-DUN!

LovelyBlossom may not reply because his or her status is currently on Busy Dattebayo! is typing a message…

5 minutes later

Dattebayo! Says: OH HIYO SAKURA-CHAN!

5 minutes later

LovelyBlossom Says: Baka! Cant you see Im busy?!

Dattebayo! Says: yes

LovelyBlossom Says: Then don't bother me!

5 minutes later

Dattebayo! Says: Then what is the point in being online?

LovelyBlossom Says: Gawd, you type slow…

LovelyBlossom has left the conversation

"I'm lonely now…"

TIKA-DUN!

"Ooh, Shikamaru's online!"

Click Click

3 minutes later

Dattebayo! Says: Oi! SHIKAMARU!

"Damn his name is long…"

SoTroublesome… says: Oh, Hiyo Naruto…

5 minutes later

Dattebayo! Says: What is new with you Shikamaru?

SoTroublesome… says: n2m, its raining outside, so the cloud watching isn't that pleasant right now.

10 minutes later

Dattebayo! Says: Really? I haven't noticed! I was too busy setting up my messenger! By the way, what's n2m?

SoTroublesome… says: gawd you type slow. Haven't you heard of abbreviations? Like lol, brb, g2g, and n2m?

2 minutes later

Dattebayo! Says: Nani?

Shikamaru's mom: "Shikmaru!!! You com here this instant!"

Shikamaru: "Troublesome woman…"

SoTroublesome… says: I got to go. (g2g) My mom's calling me.

Shikamaru has left the conversation

5 minutes later

Dattebayo! Says: Wait! You haven't told be about abbreviations!

TIKA-DUN!

ImAnAvenger Says: Hey dobe.

Dattebayo! Is writing a message

10 minutes later

ImAnAvenger Says: gawd you type slow…

ImAnAvenger has left the conversation

Dattebayo! Says: Oi! Sasuke! How are you doing? I challenge you to a match! Fight me Dattebayo!

"Too late..."