Insanity
This is what happens when a tired teen decides to try to write a Tortall story that makes no sense at all.
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Alanna was eating a chewy oatmeal and pickle sand witch one day when the almighty Naked Mole Rat rode up on a giant ferret.
Alanna: Greetings, your nakedness!
ANMR:*does crazy dance* Yo! You're needed in the woods. There's a giant dolphin trying to eat some cross-dressing guys.
Alanna:*rides off*
In The Woods
Alanna:*sees cross-dressing guys are George and Numair* George!! What are you-gasp, those are Thayet's clothes!
Gorge: It-it's not what it looks like. Now just kill the dolphin.
Alanna:*kills dolphin*
[Just then a bunch of evil purple monkeys with green star-shaped spot carrying sugar sacks show up.]
Monkeys:*hit Alanna with sugar sacks*
Alanna: Oof! Ouch! Ow! Sweet! Okay now I'm angry! Ahhhhhhhhh!
Monkeys:*run away in terror*
Alanna: Ha ha ha. That'll show you, you evil monkeys you! Come on George, let's go home.*walk away*
Numair:*looks around* Um... did everyone forget about me?
Monkeys:*return and start to attack Numair*
Numair: HEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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R&R please. Be kind ....... please
This is what happens when a tired teen decides to try to write a Tortall story that makes no sense at all.
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Alanna was eating a chewy oatmeal and pickle sand witch one day when the almighty Naked Mole Rat rode up on a giant ferret.
Alanna: Greetings, your nakedness!
ANMR:*does crazy dance* Yo! You're needed in the woods. There's a giant dolphin trying to eat some cross-dressing guys.
Alanna:*rides off*
In The Woods
Alanna:*sees cross-dressing guys are George and Numair* George!! What are you-gasp, those are Thayet's clothes!
Gorge: It-it's not what it looks like. Now just kill the dolphin.
Alanna:*kills dolphin*
[Just then a bunch of evil purple monkeys with green star-shaped spot carrying sugar sacks show up.]
Monkeys:*hit Alanna with sugar sacks*
Alanna: Oof! Ouch! Ow! Sweet! Okay now I'm angry! Ahhhhhhhhh!
Monkeys:*run away in terror*
Alanna: Ha ha ha. That'll show you, you evil monkeys you! Come on George, let's go home.*walk away*
Numair:*looks around* Um... did everyone forget about me?
Monkeys:*return and start to attack Numair*
Numair: HEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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R&R please. Be kind ....... please