Disclaimer:

Me: I own everything even Edward Mwahahahaha

Bella: Hey edward is mine now say the line or else

Me: Never (runs away)

Bella: (growls) Come back here and say the line

Me: (still running) Nooooo!

Chapter 1: Jessica sings Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne

NOPOV (no ones point of view)

Bella: "Hey edward how was your weekend"

Edward: "Good it would of been better if you were there" he grabs her by the waist and kisses her on the lips

Emmett: "Get a room"

Edward: (hisses) "No. and what exactley are you trying to hide from me emmett" He looks at him questionaley

Emmett: "Oh you just wait and see at lunch its going to be AWESOME"

He walked away and bella and edward exchanged worried looks.


At Lunch

Theres a karaoke bar set up in the middle of the cafeteria and emmett is trying to get people to sing

Rosalie: "Babe what are you doing"

Emmett: "What does it look like im doing"

Rosalie just rolled her eyes and kept walking

Edward: "Bella look at jess she thinking of singing first" he laughs only so she can hear

Bella: "Cool i so wanna see that" She says sarcastically

Jessica aproaches emmett snatching the mic

Jess: "I'll sing first"

She gets on the platform and everyone sarcastically claps

Jess: "This is for someone who i used to like"

Eric: "Well if its for someone you used to like then why are you singing it" He yelled

Everyone yells "Yeah"

Jess: "Just shut up and listen" She sneered

Edward: "Hahahahaha she going to sing girlfriend by Avril Lavigne

He laughed along with bella

Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend

No way, no way, I think you need a new one

Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend

Edward: "No thanks Jess im right"

Everyone was giggling exept emmett who was laughing his ass off

Jess: "Shut up" she hissed

Hey, hey, you, you, I know that you like me

No way, no way, you know it's not a secret

Hey, hey, you, you, I want to be your girlfriend

You're so fine, I want you mine, you're so delicious

I think about you all the time, you're so addictive

Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright?

Alright, alright, alright

Emmett: "EEWWWW gross"

Everyone laughed but jess ignored them and kept singing

Don't pretend, I think you know I'm precious

And so yeah, I'm a hey, hey princess

I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right

I'm right, I'm right, I'm right

She's like so whatever

You could do so much better

I think we should get together now

And that's what everybodys talking about

Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend

No way, no way, I think you need a new one

Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend

Hey, hey, you, you, I know that you like me

No way, no way, you know its not a secret

Hey, hey, you, you, I want to be your girlfriend

I can see the way, I see the way you look at me

And even when you look away I know you think of me

I know you talk about me all the time again and again

And again and again and again

So come over here and tell me what I wanna hear

Better yet, make your girlfriend disappear

I don't wanna hear you say her name ever again

And again and again and again

Emmett: "awww why not" the he laughs

Cause she's like so whatever

And she could do so much better

I think we should get together now

And that's what everybody's talking about

Jasper: "no ones talking about that"

Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend

No way, no way, I think you need a new one

Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend

Hey, hey, you, you, I know that you like me

No way, no way, you know it's not a secret

Hey, hey, you, you, I want to be your girlfriend

Oh, in a second you'll be wrapped around my finger

Woo, 'cause I can, cause I can do it better

There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?

she's so stupid, just what the hell were you thinking?

In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger

'Cause I can, cause I can do it better

There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?

She's so stupid, just what were you thinking?

Edward: "Hey she's not stupid"

Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend

No way, no way, I think you need a new one

Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend

No way, no way

Hey, hey, I know that you like me

No way, no way, you know it's not a secret

Hey, hey, I want to be your girlfriend

No way, no way, no way, no way

Bella: "YaY! your done" She said while jumping up and down

Jess: "SHUT UP!" she said through clentched teeth

Emmett: "Who wants to go next"

*SILENT*

Emmett: "Okaayy. Ummmm...ooh Bella you can go next