Hi Everyone! First Fanfiction, So if it sucks just say, I don't mind XD
Twight does not belong to me :P
And so that it doesn't confuse anyone, the Cullens are allowed on La push now

Chapter One, Hello Stranger!

Taylor's P.O.V

I Lifted my feet up to the free plastic chair next to me, I was wandering my thoughts lazily while people bustled around me trying to get on the plane or finding toddlers who wandered off somewhere in this god forsaken place! Oh yeah, you may have guessed I am waiting for my useless brother, Paul, in Seattle Airport, I was about to doze off when a loud "Hay!" shouted from across the room, I looked up and saw this giant of a man in front of me, black hair, spiked; tanned; tank top and jeans, yeah this was him "Yo my bro'" I said as I stood up and gathered the belongings that weren't already in his arms, or mouth for that matter, he mumbled something and spit my back pack out of his mouth into (luckily) my hands "careful!" I slapped his arm and walked by his side as he slid and grumbled around the other morons around here "how life treating you, did you take em' anger classes I said about" I half laughed half questioned, he always had a problem with his temper...

"Ha-ha, you made a funny" he replied sarcasticly.

"Shrek? Really bro'? Can't come up with any good come backs?" I laughed "and here I am, returning to live with my lovely brother in hope that he could heal me from the genetic gray uniforms and lemmings at the prison!"

"I see your using big words now, who's my little boffin' ?" He sneered back and tried to push me into the car that was stupidly small, but seeing Paul cursing and trying to get in was just funny that I forgave the little car and called it Bitty for some odd reason.

"So stranger, hows the shack?" he asked finally pulling the steering wheel out of his stomach.

"Same old, same old... Summer finally got out is now in Spain with her parents, lucky shit!" I sighed "couldn't I live here with you since mom's to busy screwing the milk man to care bout' me"

Then he said something so shocking I would have died of joy

"Sure, It's not like mom cares enough that she would do anything, and I'm guessing all you really learn there is how to say swears in other languages and how to make you ties super small, Chav"

"Saint Merde!" I said, pleased that I memorised that then the ten pages of pure bullshit for my test, utter crap the French are with the man things and woman things.

Yeah that sounded wrong....

"See, point proven, now shut the fuck up I need to call Sam" Paul rolled his eyes and pulled out his phone.

"Still leeching off Sam?" oops' his glaring "hay! If it helps his son is hot!" Even if he is 13 he has a 8-pack, already!

"Can't wait to tell Aaron that" Paul snickered and pressed the buttons on the phone.

"Dude! No! Ew, he has druggie eyes! He looks high, but he still has a 8-pack so I rate him a 6" I bellyached, and punched Paul in the arm

"Yo Sam! Yeah did I tell you that-" lets just say He didn't finish the sentence...

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"Honey wake up" I gentle voice whispered, I opened my eyes to two pairs of brown eyes and a pair of blue ones.

"Ugh... Rachel? Finn, Colin?" I yawned hugged the two chubby figures and slim, but Pregnant one, Oh yeah this is Rachel, my lazy-ass brothers wife, I once said to her that she shouldn't stick with him because of his lack of good humour, always finding it in the wrong places, Sicko' "Jesus guys, nobody would have thought you'd be 9, maybe 10 or 11, heck if you weren't covered in jam I would consider kissing you since I missed you!" And Finn and Colin, my nephews, twins and massive! In hight I mean, always covered jam since I decided to tell them that jam keeps the vampires away, but hay' it was on Halloween and they where scared of them since Jacob (My Step-Brother or Uncle or Whatever) decided it would be funny to scare the living shit out of them, Aaron and his nine-year-old daughter, Jessie, Nice dad, Dick.

Not that he isn't funny Its just that, very much like my brother that he likes playing tricks, along with the all famous, Er... I can't remember, Emmett Culler or something...

"But it keeps the vampires away!" Finn frowned, I sighed and sat up, kissing each of the grubby boy's head, strawberry to day "Yum, strawberry, Rachel I'll have two Finn and Colin's with jam please" Rachel laughed and handed me a banana nut muffin, did I mention I love this woman!

"good as always!" I moaned and sipped at my drink "so how the little one?" pointing to her blotted tummy.

"well, I have a feeling it's a girl, the boys kicked like mad the devils!" she laughed and munched on her apple "also with the boys I had craving's for raw meat" I pulled a face remembering the last time she was Pregnant and I caught her eating raw stake...

"Names? Please I beg of you don't let Paul chose it!" I plead, standing up and grabbing my plate and cup.

"I don't know... maybe Poppy or Carly..." she sighed.

"I could help with the names, something like... Jemma! Or Ronnie!" I smiled

"Dylan?" she asked

"Glynn, to give it that vintage feel" I suggested before a load bang crashed through the house along with Paul and Jacob in a head lock with each other with Jessie and Ness' following after. Oh I knew someone was missing...

"Oh my god! Taylor! Look at you, Jesus! How old are you?!" she gasped.

"Mm... 15 in two weeks" I answered and pulled her and Jessie into a hug "so how bout' you? Got another in the oven?" she laughed and shook her head, I turned to Jacob and remembered the last time I was here, shit, I used to stalk him...

"Hay Tay' stalking anyone else lately?" he joked, ass.

"Well lets see.. we have Justin Holloway, and Robert Pattinson!" I joked back.

"That homo out of, what is it? Twilight!" Jake Shuddered and I slapped his back.

"No! If you read the messaged I sent you, you would know that I like Taylor Lautner!" I claimed... Dick "he looks a lot like you, its creepy"

"Aw... Tay-Tay is crushing on me!" Jake laughed, I glared at him and flipped him off when he wasn't looking.

"You staying for tea Jake?" Rachel asked, He answered with a nod and kissed Rachel on the cheek before being pulled out of the room by Paul, Finn held out his hand for Jessie and she happily took it and toddled off after him "looks like its a girl's night" Nessie smiled, I nodded and helped Rachel cut peppers and tomato's, while Nessie made the salsa, do I smell fajitas tonight?

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After we finished cooking everyone gathered around and took what they could, since my brother and his 'brother from another mother' as he put it, quickly grabbed most of the food, I guess its every man for him self.

"You know bro' if you don't stop eating your head won't be the only thing that reaches a part of this house." I smiled as Jacob fell off his chair laughing with a mouth full of salsa "You too Jake, see you broke the chair" I pointed to the broken heap off wood next to Jake.

"Oh Dude common' ! That was my nan's chair!" Paul shouted.

"It's okay! Its okay!" Jake said, holding his hands up "I'll fix it"

"Sure, sure" Paul sighed and got up "you guys want coffee?"

"No, s'okay, we need to get back anyway, Edward wants to see Jessie" Jake replied and hugged Paul and kissed Rachel a kiss on the cheek, and gave me a pat on the head "Night shortie" he laughed and walked out the door with Jessie and Ness.

"I'm not short!"I screamed at the door "Well, I'm turning in for the night" I yawned and kissed Rachel, Finn and Colin, walking up the stairs and into my room, It was simple and most importantly blue, I loved blue! I went over to the small computer and checked my emails.

Yo Tay, Hows you?, wishing I could see ya' again! I'll send you some pictures of Spain, hows the family?

Summer X

I smiled and clicked on the reply.

Hola Summer, hows you, Paul is well Paul... anyway I forgot to tell you Rachel is Pregnant! And thanks, I'll send some too.

Tay-Tay X

I stretched and pulled on my boy shorts and a flannel top and hopped on the bed.

"Night" I said mostly to my self and fell asleep...