The chapters for this story are simply little funnies or other small things to help clear out my head for my other main stories. I feel as if I should also let you know that I don't exactly have an update schedule due to how hectic things are getting in my personal life so I'm sorry to say that you'll get a chapter when you get a chapter. With that said I hope you enjoy these little tales.

Chapter 1: I can get a girl anytime I want

Lincoln was simply reading the texts he was getting from a bunch of girls that Lincoln knew really wanted to get in his pants. He was happy knowing that he doesn't have to worry about pining for women. He was about to start replying to some of them until his older sisters barged into his room.

"Jesus Christ! Is knocking a foreign concept to you girls or something!?" Said Lincoln grabbing his rapidly beating chest, he soon calmed down and wondered what they wanted, "So what do you five want I'm about to head out-. "

"You can go play with Clyde later twerp we need to discuss something important with you." Interrupted Lori with a stern glare.

"Yeah dude, me and the girls were talking, and we were thinking we should help you out with talking to girls." Said Luna looking a little apologetic for busting in his room.

"Yeah, and we should start by toughening you up so any girls you meet don't think you're a weakling and ignore y-."

"Let me stop all you right there, I don't need any help when it comes to getting girls I have enough texting me as it is." Interrupted Lincoln as he was getting off his bed and looking at the steady stream of texts coming from Margo, Tabby, and Cookie.

Lori gave Lincoln an amused look, "Pfft, yeah right twerp, cause your such a hit with the girls at your school right? You're not getting out of this Lincoln so let us help you."

"What you don't believe me? Oh, then why don't you read it and weep then?" Lincoln said while handing his older sisters his phone to look at contacts and text messages he was getting.

Lincolns Contacts:

Brownie

Kat

Sweater

Girl Jordan

Tabby

Haiku

Polly

Shy

Renee

Paige

Margo

Maggie

Ronnie Anne

Cookie

After they stared at the number of girls Lincoln had in his contact list they went to his text messages to find what shocked them even more.

Lincoln's text messages:

"Heyyyyy Lincoln, are you free today? ;)" –Cookie

"Hey… I was wondering if you wanted to hang out today if that's cool with you." –Maggie

"Sup mate, me, Polly, and Haiku wanted to know if you're up for a movie and maybe a little dinner afterward ;D" –Tabby

"Hey, Lincoln I got a new Ace Savvy comic… I wanted to know if you want to read it with me?" –Renee

"Hey Lincoln I don't have practice today and I wanted to know if you were free for a walk in the park?" -Margo

The girls were shocked by what they were reading and had many questions, they looked back up to Lincoln who had a smug grin on his face.

He took his phone back from Lori and said, "See what I mean? I don't have any troubles when it comes to getting girls so you're help is not needed." He was about to walk out of the room until his sisters stopped him.

"And for how long were you leading these girls on Lincoln?" Said Luan with a serious expression on her face.

Lincoln quickly got mad at his sisters for accusing him of playing with the girl's emotions and stood up to them to explain himself. "Okay, first off I'm not leading these girls on. In fact, they know about each other and they're willing to share." The girls looked at him dumbfounded by this, "Shocker I know."

The girls were speechless at the revelation that Lincoln had so many girls pining for him and at the same time knew that there were other girls pining for him as well and was willing to share him. Lori was speechless and didn't know whether to be angry or proud of him for getting so many girls to fall for him.

Leni was beaming with joy that her little Linky has so many friends. She wasn't aware that those girls were actually in a harem with her brother but no one bothered to explain it since she would just get confused.

Luna was giving a rather large smile towards Lincoln for being such a ladies man and at the same time being cool about it. She was especially surprised that Tabby and the other two girls wanted to give her brother a little something special.

Luan was thinking of a bunch of harem jokes and puns to use on Lincoln. She was also surprised that Maggie wanted to get with Lincoln, especially since he almost ruined her birthday party that one time.

Lynn was inwardly seething that Lincoln had so many girls running towards him and she couldn't even get one boyfriend. To find that her best friends Polly and Margo were falling for him didn't help things either.

Lincoln grabbed his wallet and was making his way past his sisters, "While you girls stand there looking out into space I got a movie to go to and 'dinner' afterward I'll see you guys later. With that said, he went downstairs and left the house to go to the movies with Haiku, Tabby, and Polly.

Luna turned to her sisters with the same smile, "Soooo… Our bro's a ladies man, I guess we were worrying over nothing then huh?"

"How does someone as lame as Lincoln get so many girls!" Said an angry Lynn. She stormed off to her room to send some choice words to Margo and Polly over the phone.

Luan let out a long whistle, "I'd think of a harem joke but there's too many to count! Hahaha… but seriously though Lincoln sure is a hit with the girls."

"It's totes cute that Linky has so many friends! O M Gosh what if one them is Lincoln's girlfriend!?" She started squealing much and shaking in place.

Lori was still baffled by the realization that Lincoln has more girlfriends than she had boyfriends and none of the girls he was with were angry with him. This only left her with one question, "WHAT IN THE LITERAL HELL!?"

I'll update this little collection whenever I have an idea I want to get out of my head. Most of them are just gonna be one-shots so nothing major. Thanks for reading and see you guys later!