One fine day Lily's cat Tips ran away. Lily went looking for her and she climbed threw the wire. She called for Tips.
"Tips! Tips! Where are you? I hate you! Stop running away you stupid smelly cat! If you did like me you would stay now come back so I can get father to drown you!"
Then out of nowhere, Tips was floating in the air and shouted out
"Gravity cat not amused!"
So Tips was spinning around in the air farting and she was choking Lily with her farting. Then Lily stood up and said
"I'm Dompalo!" And Tips got out a shot gun and shot Lily.
The next day Professor Layton and Luke went to a town because they got a letter from Luke, but Luke didn't write it! It was future Luke...
"Proffesah! What the hell just happened! Everything is all different now!" Shouted Luke
"Hrm... Luke my boy, I'm afraid we aren't in the future. We just went down a huge elevator, that's all! And future Luke, his name is actually Clive. Celeste' name is actually Colette and Flora is a lesbian. And I'm Dompalo!" Said the proffesah
Luke screamed and ran away then 2 minutes later he went up to the real professor Layton and said "Hey bud! What's happening?" Then went in a helicopter to Jamaica.