Ok this is the prologue so its short and whatnot this is my first Ita/saku story so go easy on me I really hope you enjoy it and remember fanfiction makes the world go round but reviews make it worth while. And if you don't know what to put in it just say "flying monkey's WILL rule the world" ok get reading, 'go on get' *said in crazy country accent*


Sakura Haruno strode purposefully to ichiraku's.

Short fuchsia hair was being lifted playfully by the light breeze, her avocado green eyes blazed with righteous anger.

Her pale fist clenched in an attempt to substitute for Naruto's face and failed miserably.

She quickened her pace when she targeted the blond. Who happened to be sitting with his orange clad back, to her.

Totally oblivious to his on coming doom, much like his raven haired team-mate, Naruto continued inhaling his ramen swinging his feet childishly on the stool next to Sasuke who persisted on picking at his food.

Until the two Anbu were yanked backwards off the wooden stool's by the scruff of the neck.

Dangling helplessly the two boys had known this was coming eventually but were taken by surprise none the less.

"So….." Sakura began sweetly, "You to Kiba and Lee got drunk last night huh." she questioned in masked anger.

The boys could see the malicious intent in her crazed grin.

And nodded shakily in unison.

"And you felt the need to not only steal my underwear but to send it to ITACHI FREAKING UCHIHA" she spat. "and along with a love note declaring my alleged feelings for him" she ground out.

Again they nodded, she discarded them on the side walk in a conveniently positioned puddle.

"I'm not going to touch you" she stated calmly after having an epiphany.

You could practically see the question marks above their heads.

"because……" she drawled, "I'm going to tell Mikoto-san"

"you wouldn't,…….. your bluffing" Sasuke said shakily standing up and detangling himself from Naruto.

The grin was back "oh yes I would" and with that she spun on her heel and was gone in the direction of the Uchiha compound.

Leaving the two to make their funeral arrangements.

Sakura getting angry was bad but getting Mikoto-san angry meant a fate worse than death.

Sasuke has one scary mom.


With Itachi


For once in his life Itachi Uchiha, the prodigy, the genius was at a loss of what to do.

As he examined the strawberry print underwear that undoubtedly belonged to his brothers cute team mate along with that ridiculous note.

That he decided to read again for good measure it had to be a trick of some kind because if it was true and his mother discovered this he would be married to Haruno by the end of the week, she loved that girl and wanted her to be in the Uchiha family at all costs.

Dear Tachi-chan

I can no longer contain my feelings for you for I may burst.

I am madly in love with you. And now you finally know I wish to marry you and bear your children and we can live together by the beach in a blue house with lots of children………

Itachi wrinkled his nose it all went down hill from there and in oddly detailed describtion.

He paced in his room what should he do.

Sure he'd gotten underwear before as the hidden leaf's strongest and most attractive shinobi he was bound to.

His pacing stopped and you could almost see the proverbial light bulb above his head light up his head.

He finally knew what to do the only person who could help him was his dear cousin Shisui Uchiha one of the biggest players in Konoha.

This was going to be interesting.

He thought walking out of the main houses front door only to collide with a certain pink haired medic.

Not bothering to turn around she called an apology over her shoulder and dashed into the main house.

Yep this was going to be very interesting.


was it horribe the first five review will decide if I continue with this story.

So REIVIEW PEOPLE.

Minimum-chan~