Living with the akatsuki
deidaraichimaru: YEA MUTHHAFUCKASS my first fanfic!
Hidan: *sarcastically* break out the fucking beer.
deidaraichimaru:*gets Ak47* say it bitch!
Hidan: deidaraichimaru doesn't own naruto. Don't fucking flame him this is his first fanfic. You happy now cocksuker?
deidaraichimaru:*shoots hidan* Very happy.
Chapter 1. What the hell?
Dave
It's not easy have 2 girls as your best friends. They drag you into alot crazy shit. My name is Dave. Let's keep this simple. I'm a skinny white guy with blonde hair. My best friends are Rosie and Lila. We all lived in the same neighborhood. Then one day our parents left us. Fucked up right? Me,Rosie and, Lila decided to move into my house after our parents left us. Now at 15 years old, we are preparing to watch a movie! "Bitch! Get in here!" Rosie screamed at Lila, who was making popcorn."Wait. The butter isn't perfect." Lila replied. Lila is the evil one believe it or not. She dosent act innocent or anything she can just be evil. Rosie is the... Crazy violent, stalker, horny, one night stand, annoying chick. Lila walked in with a bucket of popcorn. "Hey where's ours?" I asked. "I'm not your slave. Get it yourself." Lila replied sitting on the couch. Me and Rosie walked into the kitchen and saw a strange green light. "Whoa! Where did you get that?" Rosie asked. "I didn't." I said. Lila came into the kitchen and gasped. "What the hell?" she said. "What. The. Fuck. Did. You. Do?" I asked Lila. "Me? Bitch this is your house!" Lila replied. "Whatever it is, I'm not touching it.' Rosie said. I grabbed Rosie's hand and said, "We'll do it on three and Lila will follow." "Okay" they said. "1,2,..3!" Then I felt Rosie push me into that green ball. I felt like spaghetti and then I hit hard rock. Did I mention Rosie was violent? I saw a man with piercings standing above me. "Now who are you? And why the HELL ARE YOU IN MY HIDEOUT!?" I shitted my pants."um.. I landed here?". Squeaked. My brain was saying run away bitch run! I heard a voice say"He landed here? Can I I blow him up uhn? "No! Now leave before I shove that clay up your ass and make you blow it all up. Then I'll have your hands lick your blown up ass!" the piercing guy said. I thought to myself shit,shit,shit,shittteee! What the fuck did these girls get me into? " I asked you a question. You answer me. Who are you?" the piercing guy said. I knew tae Kwon do but I didn't think that would do any good now. "My name is Dave. I was at home but then I was pushed into this blue orb." I explained. "Where are you from?" he asked. "Chicago" "Dont lie. Where are you from?" he said, less nice. I was about to say I'm not lying, when man who was.. Blue? Came out of nowhere and shouted "Why are there 2 girls in my bed that weren't here last night?"
Hope u likeeee:) I'm doing this from my iPad so it might be bad.