This belongs to Toriyama and Toei and WTF WHO CARES, et cetera...
This story is set before Raditz appears, but everyone is at their Buu Saga age, meaning Trunks and Goten have been born as well. And they're also the protagonists. Deal with it.
"Hey Gohan, what does scholar mean?"
"Leave me alone."
"Does it mean faggot?"
"Shut up."
"Dicknose?"
"No. Shut up."
"Dweeb?"
"It means-"
"Cocksucker?"
"Shut up!"
"When are you going to get laid?"
"Shut up!"
"I bet you'll get laid by a guy."
"Goten, shut up!" Gohan said with an oddly pained urgency.
"Umad? Gonna cry?"
"Shut. Up." Gohan almost whispered painfully.
Goten finally noticed the incredible ki rising behind him. Trembling, stopped dead in his tracks, he slowly, carefully turned his head around. A red aura surrounded their mother, her face equally as red.
"Hello mother," Goten whispered kindly.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAUGGGGH!" Chi-Chi screamed, pimp-smacking that ho Goten across the room. "NO ONE INTERRUPTS GOHAN WHILE HE'S STUDYING!"
"Wait... seriously mom?"
"What?" Chi-Chi asked.
"You're mad at him because he interrupted me while I was studying? Not because he called me a faggot, dicknose, dweeb, cocksucker, and saying I'll probably get laid by a guy?"
"Well words are words, sweetie. And about those words, YOU DO KNOW EVERY WORD IN THE ENGLISH AND JAPANESE DICTIONARY, RIGHT?"
"Memorizing every word in the English dictionary is a superhuman feat by itself, but asking me to know every Japanese word is beyond possibility."
"SHUT UP! STUDY NOW, OR I'M GOING TO TELL EVERYONE AT SCHOOL YOU HAVE A TAIL!"
"Mom, my tail is plainly sticking out from my rear end. Everybody knows I have a tail, but they don't care or mention it because I'm the smartest and strongest person in the entire grade, if not entire school or country or something besides dad and Bulma."
"SHUT UP! STUDY!"
"OK..."