Descendant Friendly (Part One): Presence Danger! by CloudMistDragon
The peace of the realm had been forced to wait. An innumerable amount of killings were about to happen in Equestria. The denizens of Equestria were not able to see them at the time, and the time they would get to envision such a tragedy would not come until it was too late. The time that is too late is the focus of this tale though...
There is only one descendant of a different time...
The Changeling queen Chrysalis became Equestria's most recent threat, but she had been defeated, so now the tired princess Celestia could rest, knowing that her disciples and allies had devoted all of their essential energy to help.
"It is good to know that one of mine as well as one of my countries' greatest nemesi has been defeated." the defeated yet triumphant Celestia said triumphantly as she struggled on her throne, in spite of being battered and hurt.
However, that fact was sad, and was about to become sadder, as Chrysalis eventually healed from her injuries around the same time Celestia did, became far better at magic, and returned to the palace in Canterlot with an army of Changelings to take over Equestria! When that happened, the coinciding incident known as Shining Armor came into the palace to greet Celestia.
"Good morning, Celestia!" Shining Armor smiled at Celestia with uncontrollable happiness.
"You seem to be in a very good mood today, my faithful knight!" Celestia's doubt in her defeat was erased at this point. "Have the sentries spotted any suspicious activity?"
"Just one thing...one minor little problem..." Shining Armor informed as his smile grew wider.
"...Chrysalis is back! But she's not unarmed herself in disguise this time, she's coming to the castle with an army out in the open, so we should be able to defeat her easily!"
"True, but I should probably rest so that I'm not fooling around this time..." Celestia tried to be smart by relaxing herself in what she couldn't do and what Shining Armor didn't reveal.
"Fools, the girl is going to have all of it this time!" a cocoon armor-wrapped Chrysalis gloated at them as she burst into the castle with her army. "Your men didn't stand a chance, for love can not penetrate this magically protected cocoon! It's time to suffer, Celestia!"
"No! You will not harm my liege, she is like a sister to me!" Shining Armor made a strong stand to fight, but he was killed by one of Chrysalis' insect minions due to his lack of ability to utilize love magic.
"Good choice of food for your dinner!" Chrysalis complimented the Changelings that fed off of Shining Armor's remaining life energy.
"You killed my noble knight..." looked Celestia at her dead soldier. "Chrysalis you evil AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
As Celestia insulted Chrysalis in her cries, her fur went up in magical flames in her rage. She tried to use her body to harm Chrysalis, but Chrysalis' cocoon armor absorbed all the magic of her touch.
"Ha ha ha!" Chrysalis laughed evilly. "Too bad that your best man is gone! Without him and his love, you are a naked princess! Allow me to knit you a sweater!"
"No, I've been a fool again!" the blinded by rage Celestia felt like an unhappily married clown in the tissue of a boxer as she was completely wrapped in slowly developing flesh webs. When they had enveloped her, Luna came out of the bathroom, and saw Celestia burst out of the cocoon metamorphasized into a giant butterfly spider, a spider with butterfly wings!
"Oh no, creation and evolution are conspiring against nature!" Luna felt like a monster had been constructed through the evolving of a cocoon and the elaborate creation of an insect.
Celestia was no longer an animal, and acted on the instincts of a monster, so she tried to attack Luna. Luna ran to the bathroom and sat on the toilet to try to lure her into a trap and flush her out, but she failed. Celestia had no interest in such toil and wasting time, so she grabbed Luna with her eight legs, and flew out of the castle to an unknown region. The flight had led to Luna's falling in the process, as being carried off by a flying carnivorous creature resulted in death, being a consequence of not being careful. With this, Chrysalis' domination over Equestria was assured.
"I saved the new generation!" Chrysalis yelled victoriously, as she would remake Equestria into a magical land, like a waterfall basin that sounded like a hundred eeks that would never lose their infinite worth.
Later that time...
Later, that time had come where the world was now made in Chrysalis' image, and she ruled them all with a threatening advertisement of pain. She ordered her servants to create guns, and made it mandatory for every citizen to own a loaded pistol in their house to symbolize the fact that she was always watching them and could gun them down at any time. She also required every pony in Equestria both male and female to reproduce with her, so that the descendants of Equestria would be insect ponies.
The future was bright like a fly reading an AIM at a lamia's party, and things momentarily got even better in the present when Chrysalis was having sex and reproducing with Cadence in the castle.
"Oh yeah...I also loved the groom..." Chrysalis groomed Cadence's ego, as she had turned to the dark side to get close to her. "But you're just more my type..."
But just then, Cadence pulled out a pair of magic handcuffs that she had hidden in her mane, and handcuffed Chrysalis' legs so that her magical powers would be suppressed!
"That's the power of love!" declared Cadence as she did an elbow pump and took off some of her fur to reveal...a police officer uniform! "I was not evil, for I work for the secret organization that shall overthrow your throne...the police force! I shall always be good, and I will never forgive you for getting my husband killed, so feel the wrath of my hatred forever!"
"When a man bugs a woman..." Chrysalis remembered what she was as Cadence tried to deprive the insect of oxygen and obnoxygen by wrapping her pendant around Chrysalis' left arm and choking her. Chrysalis had to use her insect instincts instinctively like a bug would, and did a roundhouse kick move on Cadence's face with her front leg right arm. She tried to hop away but Cadence pulled a gun on her and shot her in the bust, causing her to feel all busted up as she fell over.
The other police officers who were waiting outside the throne room doors peered into the room, and saw that Cadence was fully dressed.
"Nothing will change now if we go in there," the officers were aware that Cadence had her pistol pointed at Chrysalis' mess, "but it's our duty to finish our mentor's murderer off! We'll shower Cadence with passionate and overbearing praise later."
"Shining Armor was like a friend to me Chrysalis," Cadence said the last words she would ever speak to the doom ensured Chrysalis as she stood over her triumphantly. "I hope you will enjoy seeing him in Eternal Rest!"
"FREEZE! Don't move!" the officers burst the doors open, and were revealed to be the Mane Six dressed in police outfits as they made the commandment to the motionless Chrysalis. "Sorry Cadence, but we'll have to take it from here if we want to avenge Celestia!"
The six activated the Elements of Harmony and tried to stone Chrysalis, but the elements did not harm her. They only hit Cadence because of the hatred in her heart towards Chrysalis, and she turned into a moon rock landslide!
"No, what happened?!" they all shouted at the failure of their combined motives. "We were supposed to kill you and avenge our mentor!"
"No, you've been lied to by the sands of time my disciples..." explained Chrysalis. "I am your mentor."
The rocks fell off of the landslide, and the castle was slowly sliding into the terrain, causing it to fall over.
"MY DESCENDANTS!" Chrysalis shouted at everything and everyone that would be as they were all buried alive by moon rocks in the falling castle.
The descendance was not happy...
"Ow, my aching head..." Rarity felt her horn for her thinking space as she got out of the claustrophobia promoting debris. "I feel like I just got out of bed..."
"My bed was hard!" said Pinkie Pie, who didn't have a space-related horn to feel as she got out of the rocks, thinking her slumber was like sleeping with an enema instead of tea. "Are you soft Rarity, because that would have been a really useful thing to be!"
"I'm not made of stone, but you certainly wouldn't want to sleep with me if you didn't want to wake up with nerve-wracking pain..." Rarity thought about all the pills that she owned that would lower Pinkie Pie's intelligence. "But enough with bringing you into this drag, I don't need to be under your influence right now. The important question is how did we survive being crushed by all that rough-and-tumble rubble?!"
"Maybe we didn't survive...maybe we're...ZOMBIES!" screeched Pinkie Pie. "That would be just mortifyingly scary! This could be the beginning of the zombie apocalypse, and we're the only survivors, and we can't repopulate the planet because we're zombies and everyone else is a zombie so WE'RE DOOMED!"
"Pinkie Pie, calm yourself, because that talk certainly is not soothing!" Rarity tried to relax her with criticism. "Of course we're not zombies, we're not demons! We're as ordinary as a guy named John who went to fight a fish at sea and was never seen again in the history of time and space!"
"Are you sure?" Pinkie Pie retorted with her rhetorical theory of instruction. "Because Rainbow Dash once told me that she was a speed demon! She's asked me for loads of help on maintaining her speed levels!"
"Well then I guess you put Rainbow Dash under your influence as well," Rarity didn't approve of the methods Pinkie forced on the athlete who was desperate to succeed. "How could she heed your foolishness from high up in the air?!"
"Don't look now, but it looks like she sunk a new low!" Rainbow Dash was screaming and spiraling out of control towards them! She was flying at a dangerously low level, and took a line of hair off of Pinkie's head, thankfully averting accidentally punching her before she landed headfirst into the pile of rubble Pinkie slept on.
"HA! See I told you!" Pinkie Pie pointed out something that couldn't be expressed in words.
"Look at Rainbow Dash's wings!"
"Oh my aunt's sold jewels..." Rarity looked at the wings in horror. The horror revealed that the wings were green and had mouths that spoke in moaning and groaning tongues! "Dash, who and what did this to to you?!"
"Do you want this cake?" Dash knew the why with her question as she went into a fetal position. "Of course, I got nausea from that CHICKEN!"
"Chicken?! Oh no, the worst possible thing has happened..." Rarity had a terrible realization. "Rainbow Dash, you refutable vegetarian! You turned part zombie because you cheated on your herbivorous diet, didn't you?!"
"What the hay, that's all we're supposed to eat?!" Pinkie made the same response she made at her first hotdog eating contest. "But I love animals as much as Fluttershy!"
"I'm sure Fluttershy loves animals in a much more compassionate manner than you, Pinkie." Rarity knew that Fluttershy would always look out for her animal friends come what made as she looked down on Rainbow Dash.
"Get me my knife Pinkie," Rarity had Pinkie do the meaningful menial work by having her take her police combat knife out of her uniform shirt pocket for her. "I'll have to cut her open to get that chicken out and cure her of being a zombie!"
"Ooooh, I hope there's confetti and cupcakes inside of her!" Pinkie would one day reminisce on how she didn't know the consequences of such actions as Rarity unsheathed the knife, turned Rainbow on her belly side, and prepared to slice.
"NO, PLEASE DON'T TELL ME HE'S IN MY BELLY!" Rainbow Dash grabbed herself as Rarity loomed over her. "I don't want to flood the new generation with zombies!"
"Wait a minute...you didn't know he was in your stomach?!" replied Rarity. "Then...where is the chicken that did this to you?"
"COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!" cried an animal voice that didn't belong to our personified trio.
"Of course, the cock isn't here!" Rarity looked at Rainbow Dash grabbing herself as she put her sharp knife back in her shirt pocket. "It's over there!"
"DOODLE DO!" the chicken appeared behind them and spoke like a child reading a book about a dog being caught by a tiger who pigged out on kippers with Princess Fionna. "DO A DOODLE!"
"Wow, this is amazing, a talking cock!" Pinkie Pie looked at the possibly anthromorphic creature feature. "The ones that were those hotdogs in that contest were slimy and didn't talk to me at all!"
"That's because their only purpose was for you to eat them, that's all they can ever want because they're food!" Rarity discussed the meaning of edible things with the barrel of a gun as she pulled her pistol of her police uniform pants pocket. "And I have a feeling this chicken is not going to leave us the same way those hotdogs left you, you carnivorous mountain hare!"
"Don't badger Pinkie Pie, badger that chick-EEEEENNNNN!" Rainbow tried to defend Pinkie, but she got thrown off her comfortable benchwarming activity by her zombie wings, which forced to fly towards the chicken.
"COCK A DERPY DRAWING!" the chicken ran away and created some imagery as Rainbow Dash was dragged towards him flying uncontrollably.
"I would never put anything that I pulled out of your brain on paper, you monster!" Rarity chased the chicken down as she tried to shoot him with the gun.
"Wait, what are you doing Rarity?!" Pinkie Pie pursued them. "That cock is good, he could draw many things! He could even make my face look pretty without me having to sleep!"
Rarity did not listen...and the chase eventually came to a stop when the hapless ponies saw a house in the distance. The chicken and the poor, poor Rainbow Dash ran and flew into the open doors of a luxurious place that resembled a combination of Sugarcube Corner, Canterlot Castle, and Sweet Apple Acres.
"Wow..." Pinkie Pie looked on yonder as she and Rarity stared into yonder with wonder. "It's a castle mansion farm! I wonder what could be inside that farm besides a chicken!"
"These look like ruins..." Rarity noticed the elaborate structure of the house. "These could have been formed from the destruction of the castle in that landslide...and if we survived outside, maybe the others are doing even better in shelter! We have to go inside and confirm that they're alright!"
"Hooray!" Pinkie Pie was delighted. "An adventure inside our own home, only fun can await us!"
The good-natured friends had entered the mansion
Where they thought they were safe from enemy scansion
No ordinary free man could have lanced them
However...