Lavender ran into the dorm, screeching.
"I'm pregnant! I'm pregnant!"
Hermione looked up in alarm.
Parvati stood from her bed and clutched Lavender's arm, her forehead screwed up in consternation.
"But who's the father?!" she cried, melodramatically, "How could you have kept something like this from me – your one true friend in the whole world?!" She raised her hand to her forehead in a motion of dismay.
Hermione raised an eyebrow.
"It's… Charlotte. I just can't resist her apple-sweetness!" Lavender giggled, "I have such a huge food-baby!"
She and Parvati promptly collapsed in hysterics onto her bed.
Hermione continued writing.
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A/N: Just a note about phrases used here:
Apple Charlotte – is a type of pudding.
Food-baby – is a slang term for when your stomach gets bloated from eating excessively.