Harry Potter was walking down the street of pivet drive one day thinking about how terrible his life was when suddenly he got a bad feeling in his scar. Uh oh he thought Voldemort is angry about something. I can read his moods because I am oh so Mary-sue. Harry slapped his hand to his scar and fell to the ground in pain. Suddenly his cousin and his friends showed up and beat Harry up. Harry of course decided to be stupid and threaten them with his wand even though he knew that he would be expelled. He pointed his wand at the bullies. Suddenly Dumbledore appeared out of no where. Another Mary Sue type character, one that didn't have any false's at all. He quickly made the boys forget what they had seen and took Harry away.

Harry met up with Hermione and Ron and he started yelling about how terrible his life was. Hermione who was such a cry baby started to cry and told him he was right even though he wasn't.

Soon it was another school year with another Defense against the dark arts teacher. Harry was the best in the class. Hermione was top of every thing as usual. Ron was stupid about obvious things as usual. The trio would often break the rules and not get caught for it, if they did it was only a slap on the wrist. Then end of the year came quickly and Hermione fussed about them studying and when the exams came they did well. Harry met up with Voldemort as usual, so far only one year of Hogwarts he hadn't met up with Voldemort but he still had to fight someone while breaking a million rules that any other student would be expelled for. Harry once again got away with some lucky chance. Everyone loved Harry like usual and life went on happily until the next school year

The end

Sorrry, I lied it wasn't the best. But didn't you have fun reading? Don't worry lol. I am just warming up. I actually do write better than this. Until my storie is done though you'll see a bunch of silly stories like this.