It was another normal day on the Sunny. Luffy, Chopper and Usopp were fishing, Nami was sunbathing, Robin was next to her reading a book, Brook was playing his violin in the crow's nest, Franky was in his workshop working on something, and Sanji was in the kitchen making lunch. Yes, just another normal day, except Zoro was nowhere to be found.
Now, where was Zoro, you ask? Well, Zoro was in the boy's quarters writhing in agony in his hammock. Why was this, you ask? Well, Zoro was actually a girl, and it was her time of month. That's right, the demon pirate hunter Roronoa Zoro was born a girl! She was going to tell the crew, but that went out the window when Sanji joined. She knew that everything would change if he found out. Zoro was one of the unlucky girls who got excruciating cramps. Right now, she was cursing Chopper for not bringing her her pills like he was supposed to. Groaning, she rolled over again.
Meanwhile, Sanji had just finished making lunch, so he went out to call everyone. "Naaaaaaaaamiiiiiii-swaaaaaaaaaaan! Roooooooooobiiiiiinnnn-chwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! It's time for lunch, my delicate flowers! Oi, you barbarians, come eat." Everyone filed into the kitchen and sat down. Sanji looked around, but didn't see Zoro anywhere. Growling, he said,"Where is that marimo?" Chopper gasped and ran out of the room, while Robin just smiled knowingly.
Chopper rushed to the infirmary, grabbing a bottle of pills. He then ran to the boy's quarters, finding Zoro laying on her hammock. "Zoro! Zoro, I'm sorry, I forgot about you!" "Thanks, that makes me feel so loved. Now where are my pills?" She said impatiently. "Oh yeah. Here!" Chopper handed over the pills, and Zoro took two dry. "Thanks, Chopper, but I still don't think I can walk. Can you ask the love-cook to bring me my food?" Chopper nodded and left.
A few minutes later, Sanji entered with a plate of food. "Here, marimo," he said, setting the plate down in a not-so-gentle way. Zoro rolled her eyes and just ate her food, ducking back under her blanket when she was done. Sanji scoffed and took the dishes back to the kitchen. 'Hmm...Zoro gets like this every month. Oh well. I'm sure it's nothing.'
Well, that's the first chapter. Leave a comment and tell me how it is. Sorry it's super short. The original got destroyed in a malfunction.