prologue
Harry found himself back at school one day after the really cool fight at the end of the 7th movie.. or 8th movie. Either one. It turns out that since Harry and his pals spent the whole last year futzing around in the woods and looking for hawkcrusts he never graduated. So unless Harry and friends wanted to get a job at wizard mcdonalds, they had to get their wizard diploma! Unfortunatly for Harry this year would filled with action, drama,and more bad child acting than all the movies combined!
chapter 1: Rons new haircut
Bullucks! yelled Harry as he pushed through the crowd of screaming fans on the Hogwarts train. Everybody wanted Harry's autograph because he killed Voldemort and all the other pale bad guys dressed in black. But harry was having none of this shit. All he wanted to do was buy wizard candy off the trolly and "take the lot" just like he did in the first movie so that no one else could have any candy. Harry was a very selfish guy. Just then Ron boarded the train just as harry was yelling wizard swears at another fan. Ron was smiling a big smile. But something was different about Ron. Harry couldn't put his finger on it. Was it new glasses? No, Ron didn't wear glasses. Was it a new cell phone? No, Wizards dont trifle with such conveniences. As Harry was puzzling over just what was different about Ron, a gust of wind blew across the train. And Harry finally figured it out! The gust of wind didn't blow rons majestic blowing hair around like it usually did. Ron got a new hair cut!