This is the first time, I wrote something in english. I published a many Hp fanfiction in my language, but I thought writing in english is could be fun too...
I have some issues of my grammar knowledge, so if you find any mistake don't kill me. : )
Things what he never ever said!
There are many things, what Severus Snape never pronounces his mouth, even if someone telling him, he needs to pay with his life.
1. Dearest Harry, I hope so everything is alright, and you don't have nightmares nowadays. But if it's happening please let me know immediately.
2. Minerva, I've always wanted to tell you, I love your body shape… you look like a pussycat… grrr…
3. Very well, Miss. Granger, 50 points for Gryffindor!
4. Tommy, get out of the show! No hard feelings, right?/ Tommy = Tom Denem/
5. Ahh, Lucius, your hair is always so gleaming and silky. What kind of shampoo do you use?
6. Ccc, Draco you have to apologize to Ron, right now!
7. Hagrid, come on, get drunk in the Three Broomsticks Inn!
8. You know Narcissa, if we met before you fell in love with Malfoy… Well anything could have happened between us.
9. I decided I'm going to be a monk, and I'm going to build up a sanctuary for Potter!
10. Ahh Harry, you flew so well, you really deserve the Quidditch Cup!
11. Albus, I have no time to have tea! We have a Death Eater meeting I can't find my new pink coat.
12. Where is my shower hat? I know that I bought one in the Boots Pharmarcy!