Disclaimer: If I actually need to say I don't own Bleach you're stupid.
"Strawberry! Strawberry, where are you?" Rukia yelled.
"Don't call me Strawberry, Midget!" Ichigo yelled. "Why the heck do you call me Strawberry anyway?"
Rukia smiled evilly. Ichigo stared at her with an expression of fear and confusion. Fear because (in his eyes) Rukia can be really scary. Confusion because he couldn't figure out why she would smile so creepily.
"Didn't you know? The name Ichigo means strawberry." Rukia said sweetly ehile her inner chibi cackled with glee
"W-what? My name doesn't mean Strawberry! It means number one guardian, Midget!"
Rukia's eyes narrowed dangerously and (surprise, surprise) she kicked Ichigo in his shins. When will Ichigo learn?
"Don't call me Midget! Baka, your name DOES mean strawberry! Check the screen you carry around in your bag!" Rukia said, imperiously.
"You mean my laptop? Fine!" Ichigo huffed.
Then, Rukia was struck with an idea.
"Let's make it a bet. If I win you'll dress in a strawberry costume the next time you go to the Soul Society."
Ichigo inwardly shivered at the idea but, he couldn't let Rukia think he was a coward.
"Good. If I win you will vandalize the Kuchiki Mansion." Ichigo said.
If Ichigo inwardly shivered Rukia inwardly screamed. Just imagine Byakuya waking up to find his mansion ruined. Scary.
Instead of answering she opened the laptop and searched on Google. Rukia had just started to panic when she found what she was looking for! Ichigo almost cried (a manly cry…yeah right) when he saw in bold obvious lettering:
Ichigo- this name means strawberry. Sex: Unisexual Origin: Japanese
The next day in the Soul Society even Captain Hitsugya and Head Captain Yamamoto couldn't help but burst into hysterical laughter when they saw Ichigo, the mighty war hero, walk in the captains' meeting dressed like a strawberry. Ichigo NEVER lived it down.