I thought of stories and couldn't think of one that I should do. So then I thought, hey, how about I write a story that has Sasuke, Itachi, and Madara/Tobi in it. And I decided to toss an Oc in there and then I thought of a story that annoys all the Uchihas together. Then this story is put together and now I'm gonna write it so you can read and review.

Yachiru Hatake: I do not own Naruto, but I do own this story and my OC.

Mina: yeah! I get to annoy Uchihas!

Yachiru Hatake: Her name is Mina Mizu and she'll be the dare devil to annoy powerful Uchihas. Ready Mina?

Mina: always*grins*

Yachiru Hatake: Okay, here we go

First chapter is about Mina with Naruto and Sasuke

"Oh Sasuke!"

Silence was filled in the air as a purple-hair blue-eyed girl was walking the street of Konoha. There was a crowd of people in front of her, but no Sasuke.

"Now where did he run off to?" She whispers to herself.

"Is he there?" She questions as she looks under a rock. "Nope, guess he's not here."

'I'm gonna teach that Uchiha a lesson for ditching me in the woods'

Somewhere with Sasuke…

"Achoo!" Sasuke rubs his nose. 'Someone must be talking about me; it must be those stupid fan girls.'

Somewhere with the fan girls….

"ACHOO!" "ACHOO!" "ACHOO!" "Someone must be talking about us, I hope it was Sasuke!" All the fan girls thought as they were looking for him.

Back with Mina….

'Plan: "Annoy an Uchiha" is now in session. Now all I need is a group a fan girls and put Sasuke on the target ring I just drew and everything will go all according to my genius plan. Mwahaha!'

If anyone ever walked by, they would think that a small child had drawn a crooked, unclosed target ring. That's how bad she can draw.

With Sasuke…..

"Achoo!" 'Damn those fan girls just won't quit! And I've got a feeling that Mina is up to something and it involves me.' Sasuke thought as he went to get a tomato out of the fridge.

With fan girls….

"ACHOO!" "ACHOO!" "ACHOO!" 'I've got a feeling that something good is going to happen.' They all thought happily and still searching for Sasuke.

Back with evil Mina Mizu…..

"Oh fan girls! Here kitty kitty!" Mina shouts out and puts catnip on the ground hoping a fan girl will come for it.

Then Naruto walks by and sees Mina looking around and has catnip on the ground and in front of her.

"Hey Mina!" Naruto shouts with a smile and comes jogging towards where she's standing.

Mina turns to see Naruto and couldn't help but let a grin slip on her face.

"Hey Naruto!"

Naruto comes up to 2 ft away from Mina.

"Do you have a cat or something because I can see that you have catnip!"

"Nope. This is a trap for fan girls of Sasuke."

"Oh. Well, I don't think a fan girl will fall for that Mina, they aren't cats." Naruto says as he sweat drops at his best friend's knowledge.

"Of course they are cats silly, they scratch me all the time when I'm with their Sasuke." She says with a 'Duh' look on her face.

"*sweat drop* Sasuke isn't an item."

"Yes he is to those fan girls."

Naruto anime falls and Mina keeps looking around. Naruto then gets back up and waits for a fan girl.

Two hours later….

"Are you a fan girl?" Mina says as she picks up an adorable kitten that meows happily at her and licks her hand.

"Uh Mina, that's a kitten, not a fan girl." Naruto says as he points at the kitten and doesn't dare to go towards the kitten, remembering his past with cats.

"You're right Naruto."

"See I to-."

"This fan girl is way too cute to be one of Sasuke's and those evil creatures that we call Sasuke' fan club! I think I'll keep her and save her for later against Sasuke."

"That's not what I me-."*sweat drops*

"You're so cute! I think I'll name you Yuna!" She says with a big grin as she holds the oreo kitten up in air and the kitten meows happily in agreement. Mina puts the kitten down so she can stand beside her legs.

"Naruto, I don't think catnip will help us catch fan girls." Mina says sadly.

"That's what I was trying to t-Hey wait a minute, I didn't say I was helping you and your so called plans!" Naruto screams out, but he secretly liked helping out in pranks, especially with Mina because she does hers while being funny.

"Of course you're helping, you wouldn't say no to my plans would you?" she says while having an evil glint in her eyes and she looks down at Yuna to see that the little kitten also had an evil glint shining away.

"Who would dare to say no to your pranks." Naruto says while walking behind the now moving trio, which had Yuna and Mina walking into the area of where fan girls are usually at.

"Don't know, but let's go!" And with that said, Mina, Naruto, and Yuna, all run down towards their destination.

In the secret not so secret, sacred Sasuke worshiping area….

"Fan girls!"

All the fan girls sit down at the 'Sasuke presidents' fan club fan girls.

"Yes mistress Sakura and Ino." Says all the fan girls in a robotic controlled way.

"For years of planning and putting together ways of getting Sasuke." Sakura says first.

"All our plans have failed because of one source." This time Ino said.

"That witch Mina Mizu has spoiled all our plans!" Shouts both Ino and Sakura.

"Yeah!" "She ruined everything!" "We wanted Sasuke, but she had to get in the way!" Shouted all the complaining crowds of fan girls.

"Silence!" Shouted both of the presidents.

Everyone quieted down.

Sakura: "But we have a new plan."

Ino: "And that plan is to get rid of her once and for all."

"Are you ready fan girls!" Both of them shouted

"Of Course!"

"The planned death of Mina Mizu!"

"Yeah!" "Fantastic!" "I love this plan!"

With Naruto, Mina, and Yuna…

"ACHOO!"

"Bless you Mina."

"Naruto, I think the fan girls are talking about me…." Mina whispers as they enter the secret path way that only Mina knew to get to the Sasuke worshiping are without the fan girls knowing that she's here.

"Really?"

"Yeah."

"Mew!"

"Of course you can come! Come on Yuna!"

"*sweat drops* Really? Do you have to answer that cat?" Naruto whispers harshly as they're going through many tunnels that Mina had created.

"I can speak cat Naruto, remember, on that mission we did with the cat and-."

"Okay! I get it!"

They both quiet down after they hear voices from below. They all crawl over to the source until there's an edge that will let them fall off if they get any closer.

"Damn! That's a lot of fan girls Mina, are you sure that you want that many?" Naruto questions in shock as he looks around and see that there are tons of fan girls sitting down.

"If it gets Sasuke back for what he's done then yes."

'How did she find about this place anyways?' Naruto was about to ask this question, when he heard loud voice quiet down the other fan girl voices.

"Fan girls!"

"Huh? That sounds like…." They both turn to the source and see Ino and Sakura both on a stage.

"Yes mistress Sakura and Ino."

"Ha, they all sound like robots Yuna!" Mina says as her and Yuna snicker at the sight before them.

"Sssshhhh." Naruto says as he puts a finger to his lips and points at the two fan girls.

"For years of planning and putting together ways of getting Sasuke." Sakura says first.

"They've been planning that long, Mina?" Naruto turns to see Mina shake her head yes and then they both turn back to the conversation.

"All our plans have failed because of one source." This time Ino said.

Naruto leans in closer after hearing that.

"That witch Mina Mizu has spoiled all our plans!" Shouts both Ino and Sakura.

Naruto turns shocked at Mina, but she was looking hard at Sakura and Ino. So he turns his head to look back at the fan girls.

"Yeah!" "She ruined everything!" "We wanted Sasuke, but she had to get in the way!" Shouted all the complaining crowds of fan girls.

"Silence!" Shouted both of the presidents.

Sakura: "But we have a new plan."

Ino: "And that plan is to get rid of her once and for all."

'Get rid of Mina! But how?'

"Are you ready fan girls!" Both of them shouted

"Of Course!"

"The planned death of Mina Mizu!"

"Yeah!" "Fantastic!" "I love this plan!"

"What!" Naruto says a little loudly and all the fan girls turn to try to find the source, but they couldn't find it and thought maybe the source came from outside away from their hideout.

Mina was glad that she pulled Naruto back before he blew their cover.

"Naruto, you almost blew our cover." Mina hissed in his ear.

"Well sorry for me being concerned about your health." Naruto says with harshness in his voice.

"You don't have to worry Naruto."

"Why?"

"Because they always try to kill me, but their plans always fail. So don't worry, I'm still going to go through with my plan." She says with a courageous smile appearing over her face.

"*blush* I hope you know what you're doing."

"Good, because I need you to transform into me."

"Wha-?"

"Don't 'Wha' me. Just do it, it's a part of my plan."

"Okay!"

Naruto turns into Mina.

"How do I look?" 'Mina' says.

"Like me."

"What are you going to do?"

"Transform into Sasuke Uchiha."

"Better not die or get me killed in this mess."

"Of course." She flashes him a smile and then transforms into Sasuke.

"How do I look?" 'Sasuke' questions.

"Like the teme."

'Sasuke' smirks at that and then starts to tell 'Mina' the plan.

"You're going to get me killed 'Sasuke'." 'Mina' whispers harshly as they both are about to fall into the doom pit of awaiting fan girls.

"No, more like I'm gonna get killed because I'm Sasuke."

"So are you ready Yuna?" 'Mina' questions as they turn to the kitten that has smoke bombs and kunai next to her just in case any one of the two get stuck and need backup. The kitten nods her head yes.

"Okay let's jump for it 'Mina'."

"Okay."

They both jump down and all the fan girls turn to see the two.

"Kyaa! It's Sasuke!" They all shout and were about to run to 'Sasuke', but then they saw 'Mina' and stopped.

"Witch." They all spat with venom.

'Sasuke' nods his head at 'Mina' and 'she' takes that as a sign that the plan is about to go on.

"We heard everything." 'Sasuke says.

"And we know that you're trying to kill me, but what will 'Sasuke' here do if you killed me. Remember that I'm his childhood friend and if you kill me, you just killed a part of Sasuke's past." 'Mina' says boldly to all the fuming fan girls.

Sakura: "Wouldn't Sasuke be happy that you're gone?"

Ino: "You do annoy him a lot after all."

"No I wouldn't be happy. I know she annoys me a lot, but she's my best friend and if you kill her, I'll kill myself since there's nothing left for me to live for. Do you want me to do that?" 'Sasuke' says with a raised eyebrow.

"Noo!" Scream all the fan girls.

Sakura: "She gets in our way with you, Sasuke."

Ino: "We just want to be close to you that's all."

"Then let's make a deal."

All the fan girls lean closer to hear what they both have to say.

"I'll let you be near me, if you promise not to kill Mina."

"And I'll let you be near Sasuke if you promise not plan any more plots."

"Deal!" All the fan girls shout and were about to pounce on 'Sasuke', but he stopped them at the last moment.

"Wait." They all freeze in mid-air.

"Go to the poorly bad drawn circle at 4:00 pm sharp and I'll be in the middle so you have me all to yourselves."

"Okay! See you then, Sasuke.." All the fan girls say with hearts in their eyes.

Outside the Sasuke Worshiping area and in Konoha….

"Man, who knew being Sasuke would be a death wish for ya."

"You said it Mina, but being you is just as hard, you know, fighting all the fan girls and stuff." Naruto says as they both stuff their faces in ramen.

"Mew." Agrees little Yuna, as she is enjoying her mini bowl of ramen as well.

"What time is it, Naruto?"

"Uh, it's 3:00 pm, why?"

"Because we have to get the real Sasuke to go so that I won't die!" Mina shouts as she runs and picks up Yuna, and runs to Sasuke's house.

"Wait for me Mina!" Naruto was about to run, but the old man grabbed the collar of his shirt and made him sit down.

"Oh no you don't this time Naruto."

"What?"

Just then Kakashi enters the ramen stand.

'Here's my chance to escape.' Naruto thought when he saw Kakashi Sensei enter the ramen stand.

"Hello Naruto, where's Mina, I thought she was with you?"

"Hey Kakashi Sensei, no she just left and now I'm leaving too! Thank you for paying for our food!" Naruto shouts as he flees the ramen stand very fast.

"What?" Kakashi Sensei was about to get up and chase Naruto, but was stopped by the old man.

"It's nice of you to pay for their food, since you are their sensei."

"*sigh* How much?" 'It couldn't be that bad, could it?'

"That'll be 50,000 ryo."

'5-50,000 ryo! Those two are always trying to get me broke!' Kakashi thought as he gave up his money while crying tears of sadness.

Naruto, Mina, and Yuna…

"Mina! Why'd ya leave me back there to pay for the food!" Naruto cries out as he saw Mina and Yuna leaning against the wall.

"Because Naruto, we have to get Sasuke in that circle remember." Mina says as she starts walking to Sasuke's house.

"Oh yeah…." Naruto say sheepishly as he starts to follow behind.

"Mew." Yuna starts to follow behind the line.

At Sasuke's house….

Mina, Naruto, and Yuna finally made it to Sasuke's house. They all decided (argued) who should go and get Sasuke since the time is now 3:33 pm.

Yuna and Naruto both voted for Mina who glared at the both of them since Naruto made the excuse that he and Sasuke don't get along, and Yuna had her excuse since she's a kitten and can't talk.

"Fine, but when this ever does fail…you two will be my next victims." She said menacingly as she is already at Sasuke's door.

When she had said that, Naruto and Yuna both coward in fear of the consequences they can receive from the evil girl that they call 'friend'.

Knock, knock…..

Mina sighs as she was forced to do this, but when the door opened, her face went all red at the sight before her. Standing in front of her was a shirtless Sasuke, who in return, looked shocked as well as red in the face. But all that went away when he saw her blushing face and he couldn't help but to smirk.

"So you like what you see Mina?" Sasuke said with a hint of amusement.

Mina had to think of an excuse so that Sasuke won't get a little too cocky and he wouldn't think that she likes him (even though she does like him).

"Ah! My eyes! Their burning at the sight before me! Put on a shirt Sasuke! It's rude to be half naked in front of a lady." She as if she herself was a good little lady (even though she wishes she was good).

"*smirk* I know you liked it because you face went all red, but I'll go put on a shirt before you faint at my hotness." Sasuke then invited her in and closed the door. He then went to put a shirt on.

Mina sat on the couch while she waited for Sasuke to return.

'I wonder how I should get Sasuke in that (messed up) target ring? Maybe I could use an excuse and say that I left something there and was too lazy to get it or say that I saw Itachi there. Yeah, say that Itachi was there! I'm such a genius!' Mina thought with an idiotic smile/grin on her face.

By the time she thought of that, Sasuke was already out of his room and had a black t-shirt on and sat down next to her.

"Hey, so what do want from me?" Sasuke said, scaring the crap out of Mina that she fell off the couch and hit her head on the table.

"Owwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Sasuke! Don't scare me like that!"

"Baka." Sasuke said under his breath, but Mina heard it.

"I'm not a baka! You-you t-teme!" Mina said stuttering.

"Anyways, baka, what do you want?"

"I'm not a- oh I wanted you to know that I saw Itachi on this messed up target ring and he told me to tell you that he wants to fight you. Sasuke?" She said while looking at his emotionless face to an angry face that he made a fist with his hand.

Sasuke then ran out the door to look for Itachi and the messed up ring.

'Sasuke…..Maybe I shouldn't have told you that lie. Now you're going to hate your brother even more when you find out that he was not there. Oh well, it was his fault in the first place.'

Naruto then entered the room after he saw an angry Sasuke run out the door.

"What'd you do, Mina?" Naruto said, looking at the grin that appeared on Mina's face.

"Nothing, alls I said was 'Itachi was there and he wanted to see you' is that so bad?" Mina said, while trying her hardest at looking innocent, but failed because she doesn't do innocent in her category.

"Mina…..You are such a genius!" Naruto shouts with glee as he and Yuna both hug Mina until she can't breathe.

"N-Naruto…..Y-Yuna….can-can't br-breathe…" Mina said as Naruto and Yuna finally let go.

"He he, sorry Mina, we just got carried away and you know stuff." Naruto said sheepishly as he looked all innocent.

"Awwww! It's alright Naruto! Yuna! I love you both just the same!" Mina shouted as she gave Naruto and Yuna a quick hug.

"So what now Mina?" Naruto questions as they all have nothing to do since the plan has already been accomplished.

"Hmmmm. How about….I treat you both to ramen since you did help me with the plan and it's only fair that you get something in return." Mina said with a small smile set upon her once evil face.

"RAMEN! THANK YOU MINA!" Naruto shouts with glee as he and Yuna both run out the door and towards the ramen stand.

"*sigh* What would I do without you two?" Mina questioned herself as she went out the door ad followed slowly after Naruto and Yuna.

'Plan: "Annoy an Uchiha" is now complete. Now how about I go and enjoy some ramen with my two helpers. He he, I hope you enjoyed being annoyed with the fan girls Sasuke. It was my present to you.' Mina thought as she sat down to order her ramen and enjoy the meal with her two best friends.

With Sasuke…..

'Where are you Itachi?' Sasuke questioned in thought as he was on the target ring that Mina had told him about.

Just then, Sasuke heard a noise and turned around, thinking it was Itachi, and had a smirk on his face, but that smirk soon left when he saw who it really was.

'Oh Kami no! Mina you dirty little liar! How dare you send these annoying pests here!' Sasuke turned to leave, but the crowd of screaming fan girls trapped him and he was dog piled to the ground.

'I have to get out of here!' Sasuke screamed in his head as he finally got out of the pile of screaming fan girls and started to run through Konoha. The fan girls wouldn't let him go that easily and chased after him.

As they were running Sasuke passed the ramen stand and saw blonde hair and purple hair laughing and talking while enjoying their ramen.

'Mina and Naruto? I should've known that they both worked together. Damn it! You two are going to pay when I get out of this situation!' He thought as screaming fan girls chase him around the village.

Naruto, Yuna, and Mina…

"Hey Mina."

"Hmm."

"Wasn't that Sasuke with a crowd of screaming fan girls?"

"Why yes, I do believe so, why?"

" 'Cause he's gonna kill us when he gets out of that annoying situation." Naruto says with an emotionless face.

"Well, when that happens, you know where to hide."

"In your secret hiding place?"

"Bingo." 'Hope you enjoy your day or shall I say night too Sasuke. Yay! I just annoyed an Uchiha!' And with that thought, Mina and Naruto along with Yuna, enjoyed their ramen even more when they found out that their plan to annoy an Uchiha had worked perfectly.

Yachiru Hatake: That's all I got for the first part of this story.

Mina: Well, I liked it!

Yachiru Hatake: That's because you annoyed an Uchiha with his fan girls

Mina: Well you could've just made this story shorter and just let me handle the situation with fan girls

Yachiru Hatake: Well I was typing and thinking, so of course it was longer! And probably not that good.

Mina: Don't say that! Let's just think of the next chap!

Yachiru Hatake: Well, I need at least 5 positive reviews to get me going (flames don't count as positive reviews or reviews at all)

Mina: Well, people better READ!

Yachiru Hatake: And REVIEW!

Mina: Reviewers! Please give author ideas of how to annoy Itachi or Madara/Tobi or annoy Sasuke again. Thank you!