A/N: It is a sad week in fanficdom now that GDIME has ended. It doesn't seem fitting to send off such a wonderful bit of parody without a few words of farewell. For Anna, whose work has cultivated what little bit of funny bone I possess. Her favourite limerick rewritten...in fanon with my favourite of GDIME's four weddings.

There was a young King from Westu
Who said as the Ranger withdrew
Your brother is thicker,
And slicker and quicker
And half an inch longer than you

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