Lol, don't ask me! I'm listening to different versions of The Lion Sleeps Tonight and I was reading SasuNaru fan-fics, so.. yosh! This is where I got the idea! Thanks to good 'ol Masashi Kishimoto and.. well.. the person who made that song!
Warnings: Contains animals and yaoi. Espiecally yaoi. No likey, no readie. Oh! And it contains crappy writing skills, since I don't write good stories much anymore. :) And it also contains stupid humor pertaining to dens and money. No flames for that! AND ANOTHER THING. They can talk.
Yosh.. this is my Valentines Day story! Every author needs one.. right?
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There once was a fox named Naruto. It was mating season, and he had no one to mate with. It was finally sun-down and he was tired of looking. He curled up into a ball on his bed made of leaves. Yes, he had no den, because they cost too much.
He lay there, dreaming peacefully under the now dark starry night. A big wolf named Sasuke was searching for said fox.
'I hate mating season.. all these fan-girls give me a migraine. All I want is my little dobe..' He sighed.
He picked up the foxes scent and ran towards where it was coming from. He smiled as he saw his little fox, and his position. 'Perfect for mating.'
He silently crept up behind the fox and got into position, 'Okay. Do it just like big brother taught you..'
"Ehh-" Naruto woke up and screamed, "N-Not you, you pervy wolf! Get away!"
"No, no, no, Naruto.." The wolf pinned the smaller animal down, "You want it, and I want it."
A screamed was heard all across the jungle as Sasuke carried Naruto towards his big den, and there they did it like on the Discovery Channel.
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LOLOLOLOLOL. You would get the end if you've ever heard the song 'The Bad Touch'.
Oh my god.. I'm giggly.
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