This is the perfect conversation between a random teenage girl and Voldemort.
Girl: Hello? Who are you?
Voldy: I'm am THE MOST POWERFUL WIZARD IN THE WORLD! Well... besides that one nuisance boy... but that's besides the point...
Girl: You silly man! Have you been playing to much Dungeons and Dragons? Wizards don't exist...
Voldy: Of course they do... They are everywhere... You can't know it, but we practically rule the world...
Girl: Is this wanker from some bloody mental hospital?... Why don't you have a nose? Did they cut it off in the institution because you wouldn't stop sniffing drugs?
Voldy: Huh? (doesn't know what the term 'wanker' means... he's too old)
Girl: Haven't I seen you in a movie or something? OMFG! Are you fucking famous? ARE YOU?
Voldy: Hold you tongue! You shall not curse in my presence!
Girl: ? What does Shall mean? Is that an old person word? How old are you?
Voldy: I'm NOT old... It's only been thirteen years...
Girl: Epic Fail...
Voldy: What's that mean?
Girl: It means... Oh nevermind... you're not worth it...
Voldy: I'm worth everything... Can't you just feel the power coming off me in waves... almost like I'm a wet sea and you're just a stick in my depths.
Girl: *Can't breathe... laughing too hard* Thats... *huff* what... *huff* She said... *huff*
Voldy: *Grumbles under breath and leaves room with a huff*
Girl: *tries to speak, but can't...*...*falls on floor... still laughing*
A FEW MINUTES LATER
Girl: *realizes he's gone* Oh come on... You've got to admit it was funny!
A FEW MILES AWAY
Voldy: *arrives at new apartment and walks in door* Shit! I forgot to pick up milk!