Disclaimer: All Joss's.
A/N: I manipulated some Christmas classics to fit our fave Buffy characters :O)
Buffy's Song ("Dashing Through The Snow")
Dashing through the graves
With three vamps on my tail,
Looking for a stake
So they can be impaled.
My patrol is through
When the vamp dust flies.
Oh what fun it is to do my slaying job tonight!
Oh, slaying vamps, slaying gods, slaying demons too.
In my time I've also stopped an apocolypse or two!
Saving Dawn, reasearching, making out with Spike!
I think it's high time that I got a social life.
Dawn's Song ("Deck The Halls")
Deck myself with stolen goods
Falalalalalalalala
Stake my first kiss in the woods
Falalalalalalalala
Dawn's my name and I'm the Key
Falalalalalalalala
Buffy died to protect me
Falalalalalalalala!
Giles's Song ("O Come All Ye Faithful")
My Scoobies, I miss you.
Buffy, Willow, Xander
Anya, Tara, Spike and Dawn.
I hated to leave you,
But you know I had to.
I'll be back to visit,
I'll be back to visit,
I'll be back to visit you
In Sunnydale.
Anya's Song ("Silent Night")
Cottony white,
Eyes beady and bright.
Hoppy legs
Just aren't right.
Keep them far away from me.
If you are wise then you will see
That bunnies are from hell
Bunnies are from hell!
Spike's Song ("Walking In A Winter Wonderland")
I'm a vamp but can't bite,
My flesh burns in the sunlight.
My crypt is a drag,
Stale blood makes me gag,
Living in a sodding hell on earth.
I'm in love with the Slayer,
Only once did I lay her.
She breaks my dead heart,
She tears me apart,
Living in a sodding hell on earth.
In the graveyard I built me a robot
And pretended that she was Buffy.
She was gorgeous and she made me so hot,
But the Slayer found it and beat the shit outta me.
I used to be a real, dead Big Bad.
Now look at me, it's so bloody sad.
A vamp who can't feed,
Someone please stake me.
I'm living in a sodding hell on earth.
Willow's Song ("Little Drummer Boy")
Come, she told me.
I was so dumb.
A sorcerer to see.
I thought it'd be fun.
I almost killed Dawnie.
Why did I succumb?
Now they're all mad at me.
This is no fun, I feel like scum, my majick is done.
Tara's gone now.
I love her so much.
My majick slowed us down.
I really messed up.
I went and fooled around.
And she had enough.
My mind was so unsound.
And now my life sucks, I shattered all trust, I just feel so stuck.
Me and my majick lust.
Xander's Song ("Away In A Manger")
I lived in the basement
'Til I was nineteen.
My mother collected
A rent fee from me.
I work in construction, I have no male friends.
To top it off I'm engaged to a demon.
Back in the apartment
An waits patiently,
Lying in our bed
To have sex with me.
I love her so much, but she scares me sometimes.
The girl I'm engaged to, sweet demon of mine.
Tara's Song ("Oh Christmas Tree")
Oh Willow tree
My Willow tree
I miss you more than you know.
Oh Willow tree
My Willow tree
I think it's for the best though.
Your powers were frightening me,
But still I couldn't make you see.
Oh Willow tree
My Willow tree
I miss you more than you know.
END
A/N: I manipulated some Christmas classics to fit our fave Buffy characters :O)
Buffy's Song ("Dashing Through The Snow")
Dashing through the graves
With three vamps on my tail,
Looking for a stake
So they can be impaled.
My patrol is through
When the vamp dust flies.
Oh what fun it is to do my slaying job tonight!
Oh, slaying vamps, slaying gods, slaying demons too.
In my time I've also stopped an apocolypse or two!
Saving Dawn, reasearching, making out with Spike!
I think it's high time that I got a social life.
Dawn's Song ("Deck The Halls")
Deck myself with stolen goods
Falalalalalalalala
Stake my first kiss in the woods
Falalalalalalalala
Dawn's my name and I'm the Key
Falalalalalalalala
Buffy died to protect me
Falalalalalalalala!
Giles's Song ("O Come All Ye Faithful")
My Scoobies, I miss you.
Buffy, Willow, Xander
Anya, Tara, Spike and Dawn.
I hated to leave you,
But you know I had to.
I'll be back to visit,
I'll be back to visit,
I'll be back to visit you
In Sunnydale.
Anya's Song ("Silent Night")
Cottony white,
Eyes beady and bright.
Hoppy legs
Just aren't right.
Keep them far away from me.
If you are wise then you will see
That bunnies are from hell
Bunnies are from hell!
Spike's Song ("Walking In A Winter Wonderland")
I'm a vamp but can't bite,
My flesh burns in the sunlight.
My crypt is a drag,
Stale blood makes me gag,
Living in a sodding hell on earth.
I'm in love with the Slayer,
Only once did I lay her.
She breaks my dead heart,
She tears me apart,
Living in a sodding hell on earth.
In the graveyard I built me a robot
And pretended that she was Buffy.
She was gorgeous and she made me so hot,
But the Slayer found it and beat the shit outta me.
I used to be a real, dead Big Bad.
Now look at me, it's so bloody sad.
A vamp who can't feed,
Someone please stake me.
I'm living in a sodding hell on earth.
Willow's Song ("Little Drummer Boy")
Come, she told me.
I was so dumb.
A sorcerer to see.
I thought it'd be fun.
I almost killed Dawnie.
Why did I succumb?
Now they're all mad at me.
This is no fun, I feel like scum, my majick is done.
Tara's gone now.
I love her so much.
My majick slowed us down.
I really messed up.
I went and fooled around.
And she had enough.
My mind was so unsound.
And now my life sucks, I shattered all trust, I just feel so stuck.
Me and my majick lust.
Xander's Song ("Away In A Manger")
I lived in the basement
'Til I was nineteen.
My mother collected
A rent fee from me.
I work in construction, I have no male friends.
To top it off I'm engaged to a demon.
Back in the apartment
An waits patiently,
Lying in our bed
To have sex with me.
I love her so much, but she scares me sometimes.
The girl I'm engaged to, sweet demon of mine.
Tara's Song ("Oh Christmas Tree")
Oh Willow tree
My Willow tree
I miss you more than you know.
Oh Willow tree
My Willow tree
I think it's for the best though.
Your powers were frightening me,
But still I couldn't make you see.
Oh Willow tree
My Willow tree
I miss you more than you know.
END