OK THIS IS A FANFICTION FOR ASSASSINS CREED II AND I TAKE ALL CREDIT!
PLZ NO FLAME QQ
on a fin day in fiorenzi in 1476, ezio was waking along the sidewalk wen suddenly oh no! Ezio's padre and older bro n younger bro wer kidnaped by the tampons! EZIO WAS LIKE "OH NO!" and went to sav them butt it was to lat an they did. Ezio had to run lik a pansy becas he didn't have the rite equipment to fite the tampons.
Ezio went to becum saad an den caterina did tu n ezio becam eben sadder becas his lover n his padre an his older bro an his youmger bro did the day be4 him n he was a loin soviver. Butt sudenlee, he loked over n saw dat there was a face in da wal;;. Eerzop say the face an went "oh wal u mus understand me becas u are wal n u sea evrythin an you must be lonlee too becas u aar wa;l n u have no frends." So ezio went to go to wal n kis an be like "oh wal yu ar my favorit anime" an he riped off the wal becas the wall was FAT.
the nexus dau ezio went onto ruff wit his new wal luvr becase caterine ded n so is his padre an his older bro n his yuounger bro ne ways thats not impotant nemore becas ezio waas in loooooove! 33
"o wal wil u mak lbv top me?" ezio cried in love becas he love wall. "o i wil ezi o i love u forever!" (ezio whisperd that becas waslls cant talk! DUHHH) an tehn Ezio kissed the wall with such passion. He just rejoiced in touching its hard, brick surface. Butt as ezio was loviemaking wit da wal he fell!
What will happen to ezio next?"!
Fin ouy in chapyttr tu!