1 Alex

2 Yassen

3 Blunt

4 Jones

5 Ian

6 John

7 Helen

8 Sabina

9 Jack

10 Tom

11 Mrs. Rothman

12 Zeljan Kurst

13 Damian Cray

14 Wolf

15 Eagle

16 Snake

17 Ben

18 Smithers

Have you ever read a Fifteen/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Never. It's a rather… friggin unusual pairing.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

HELL NO.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Kurst and Sabina? The world would explode.

Can you recall any fics about Thirteen?

None solely about him, no.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No. ALTHOUGH I did see the summary of a Yassen/John fic once. I didn't dare click.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Five/Nine. Ian and Jack are not bad together at all. Ian/Tom is just freakin' weird.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Eighteen doing you know what?

Poor Helen would have to go into a mental hospital for the rest of her days.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Well, DUH.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Sixteen hurt/comfort fic.

Tears in the SAS.

If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Party in the USA.

If you wrote a Seventeen/Five/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Ben/Ian/Zeljan Kurst? CONTAINS YAOI AND UNECESSARY GORE.

When was the last time you read a fic about Three?

Never.

(1) and (10) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with (18) and a brief unhappy affair with (16) then follows the wise advise of (6) and finds true love with (8).

Alex and Tom are in a happy relationship until Jack runs off with Helen. Alex, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Smithers and a brief unhappy affair with Snake then follows the wise advice of John and finds true love with Sabina.

What would you title this fic?

At least they got the ending right.

What would the rating be for this fic?

M. no contest.