Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, nor do I own the characters. This fanfic is my thoughts on Jasper's face and why he really looks like he does in the movie. If you don't like it, I don't care; this was purely for my amusement, and I wanted it out there in the open! On with the story. BTW, it's ridiculously short.


It was a fairly normal day at Forks High School. Well, as normal as a day could get when there were vampires in attendance. Emmett, Rosalie and Edward were already at the lunch table, ignoring the stares and, in Edward's case, thoughts that bombarded them from every direction.

Jasper's face was pinched as he trailed along after Alice through the lunch line, who appeared totally ignorant of his obvious discomfort. He gently tugged her sleeve and murmured a quiet, "Please?"

"Nope!" Alice replied cheerfully, carefully inspecting an apple that she wouldn't eat anyway.

He waited a moment before asking again, "Please, Alice," His voice was very nearly a whine.

"No, Jasper," she answered, finding her apple satisfactory and setting it beside her bottled water on the plastic lunch tray. She danced over to the table, Jasper following like a well-trained puppy.

"Please, Alice, don't make me beg," Pride be damned, he was whimpering now.

"No, Jasper," she said, more firmly this time.

"It will only take a second!" protested the emotive vampire, "No one will even notice!"

"No," Alice's voice now had a hard edge to it.

"PLEASE?!"

"For the last time, Jasper, no!" exclaimed Alice, drawing the attention of the entire lunchroom to them, "I told you to go to the bathroom before we left the house!"

END!


Yes, I know, I am a moron. In the movie, Jasper just looked like he had to be, not like he was in pain. I just couldn't let the idea go! Review if you want!