I do not own Invader Zim, or Gir

Souldemon1: Greetings and welcome to my Invader Zim story.

Zim an alien from the Irken Empire lands on Earth. Zim along with his robot

friend/slave thing try to take over earth but fail. Did I mention that his robot is Gir, who

is really well advanced. In other words he is dumb, or he is really smart and everyone is

too stupid to understand his intelligence.

Zim is running around his lab screaming with his head on fire because Gir tried to cook

using a flamethrower. By time Zim managed to stop Gir half of the lab was on fire with Gir

crying because he incinerated his waffles. Zim finally manages to put out the flames when

he sees something out of the corner of his eye. Gir licking a experimental loly pop.

"No Gir, don't eat that disgusting human filth pop! If you eat it you will turn to stone!

Wait, eat it eat it!" Zim screamed loudly. Gir just looked at him and ate the loly pop. Gir

started to shake and he turned and dark gray, all of the sudden he turned into stone! Zim

smiled and walked away. Zim went back to the lift and went back into the house. Mean

while back in the labs the statue of Gir broke in half and formed two new Gir statues. All

of the sudden they started to glow!

SoulDemon1: That is all for now.