A Blitzkrieg Dragon Production…..
The CEO's New Groove
Disclaimer: I do not own Disney's The Emperor's new groove, Wal-Mart, Seto Kaiba, or Yugioh. I do own a llama!
Dragonwing: No you don't!
Blitzkrieg: Your not supposed to tell them that!
PS-This takes place about a month before Christmas, and Hobson is that weird guy with the really tiny glasses, and the giant, wrinkly, deformed head.
Chapter 1
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Hobson, Seto Kaiba's butler, and a man from charity were sitting in a business room at Kaiba corp. They were talking.
"And why do I care if poor people have food or toys on Christmas?" Hobson asked
"But the orphans need food and presents on Christmas, sir, can you please give us some money?" the charity man asked
"No, Now get OUT!" Hobson said
As the man left the room, the young CEO of Kaiba corp. walked in.
"Hobson, what are you doing?" Seto asked
"Um…" Hobson started
"You're doing my job again. How many times do I have to tell you, I'm the CEO and you are the babysitter, I mean butler!"
"I'm sorry sir, it won't happen again!" Hobson said
"That's right, because, you're fired." Seto said
"What do you mean I'm fired!" Hobson asked
"Look at it this way, I'm letting you go, you're being replaced, you no longer serve this family, and all the other things the cool emperor said in that stupid llama movie!" Seto said
"You can't fire me, I practically raised you.." Hobson said before he was interrupted
"Raised me! You tortured me!"
"But I…" Hobson said
"GET OUT!" Seto said
A couple of hours later
Joey Wheeler walked into Kaiba corp. quietly, then slowly entered the office of Seto Kaiba. "I got your note at school, it said you wanted to see me here." Joey said "Wheeler! Just the man I wanted to see!" Kaiba said "I am?" Joey asked
"Yeah, you see I got a new idea and I need your opinion." Seto said
"Okay" Joey said
"Do these pants look tight on me?" Seto asked I can't believe I'm typing this. Blitzkrieg wrote this!
"Um.." Joey said "Never mind that, I need you to see something." Seto said as he pulled the sheet off of a square block in the corner."That's my apartment complex!" Joey said
It was the apartment complex Joey managed and where him and Serenity now lived in together.
"As you probably know, I bought your complex from the owner. I need to know something about it." Seto said
"Yes..?" Joey asked
"Does any of these rooms have a nice view of downtown Domino?" Seto asked
"Oh, yeah, Miss. Smith's room has a beautiful view of downtown Domino."
"Great!" Seto said
Seto pulled out a large Kaiba corp. sigh and placed it on top of the model.
"This is where the new Kaiba corp. is going! You see we need a place in downtown Domino, and I need a nice view." Seto said
"But you can't do that!" Joey said
"I can, and I will, now get out of my office."
Joey left Kaiba corp. quietly.
Meanwhile in Hobson's 'secrete' lab under Kaiba corp.
"He can't do this to me! I worked in his family for years!" Hobson said "Yes, he can fire you." Roland said
"But I known him since he was ten!" Hobson said
"Well maybe he just wants to get rid of the old and bring in the new." Roland said
"Hey!" Hobson said
"Just saying…" Roland said
"I know what I'll do..I'll wait until he goes to sleep, then use a large mallet to squish his brains!" Hobson said
"Where do we get the large mallet?" Roland asked
"Who invited you down here anyway?" Hobson asked
"I'm…pretty much down here everyday." Roland said
"Oh, anyway, how do we kill Seto Kaiba?" Hobson asked
"Well you do still have those electric chairs from Death-T!" Roland said Man, if Roland had any common sense, he'd be dangerous.
"Yes, I'll just change the format in them to instant death, when we flip the switch, so it doesn't take so long to kill him!" Hobson said
"But than Mokuba will take over Kaiba corp." Roland said
"Mokuba can't take candy from a baby! We'll let him have Kaiba corp. then take it fair and square, so then all the blame is off of us!" Hobson said
"What about the mallet plan?" Roland said
"Where can you find a giant mallet?" Hobson asked
"Wal-Mart!" Roland said
"Anyway…we'll us the chair to kill him."
"When?" Roland asked
"At dinner!" Hobson said
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