Neon Genesis Evangelion:
The Darkness Emerges
By Doffman
What can I say about this complete irrelevance to the plot? I wanted to have a little fun, that's what! These ACC's I won't use again. I want to squeeze as much entertainment out of them, so I'm writing multiple endings. I only planned to do Three multiple endings at first, all three involving the Main plot, but then Chemi-sama brought to attention something that he thought would be really funny with my characters, so this is it!
I know what you're saying. "Doff, you're insane. You need to get some help."
I have to agree with you. I've even joined S.O.I.P. {Society of Insane People}!
You can join too! No obligation to do ANYTHING! Just join and, if you want to, stick a S.O.I.P. logo onto your website! Don't have a website? It doesn't matter! You can join anyway! It's easy!
{I'm the Ayanami Card! Be sure to check out the Insanity Album! You can even post your own!}
2nd Addition Notes:
This is the second draft of Asuka's Chapter, because in the first Chapter, I forgot to add in Rei. Also, I've been recommended to write more about this branch off, and I might just. There would be no typical Eva elements, (The dying and the dying and the dying and the…) or any previous Eva plot. Only the Eva characters going to school and doing everyday stuff that normal kids do.
If you think that I should do it, you can review the story, or you can E-mail me at
Anyway, I'm planning on having several different endings for NGETDE, 3 of them being relevant. If you haven't already figured out that they are based on the characters, then… Well… That's your problem. Allen first (Bad ending), then Drac (So-so ending), and Shinji last (Good ending).
When everyone says, "Drac must be the main character," you're all wrong. There is no main character in this story. I just happen to use Drac the most because he is the one that I was most willing to reveal his plot of. Hints: Allen is the sunset, Drac is the dawn (but not of this world), and Shinji is the zenith. THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GETTING!!! You don't know what Zenith means?
Then, to quote the puppet man from the Tick, "READ A BOOK!"
Asuka:
What the Hell…?
Asuka wakes up to have Shinji poking her in the side.
"Hurry up, Asuka! We'll be late for school!" Shinji complained, leaning up against a dresser. Thinking that Asuka wasn't looking, Shinji took a quick peek into her underwear drawer. Shinji was immediately expelled from her room with great force.
"You wait for me in the living room, you hentai! Honestly! I can't trust you anymore!" Asuka screamed at him viciously. "After we've been friends for so long! And I thought that I knew you better than that!" Asuka said before removing her pajamas. She, however, forgot to close the door before removing her clothing.
"Uuuuhhh…" Shinji said, staring at Asuka with a look of stupidity and lust.
"Hentai!!! What are you doing!?! Oh my GOD! Now you're a Peeping TOM*!" Asuka said, covering up quickly. "MOM!! DAD!! SHINJI'S PEEPING ON ME AGAIN!!" Asuka cried, throwing a large, heavy object at him.
{Maybe I should have put Peeping Chemi there…}
"Don't leave your door open when you're changing, then!" Called her mother. Asuka growled, and closed the door.
After changing, Asuka hit Shinji in the head with her bag, and sped to the breakfast table. Grabbing two pieces of toast, some bacon, an egg, and a slice of cheese, she threw it together and began to eat ravenously.
"Gotta go, mom! See ya after school!" Asuka said, giving her mother a quick kiss on the cheek.
"Be good, Asuka…" She said, gesturing at Shinji. Shinji had been getting really perverted as of late. Her mother said that boys would be boys, and that Asuka should offer such a nice boy to go out with her, but Asuka told her that Shinji was just her friend… For now…
Asuka found that it was 5 minutes before school started.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME UP EARLIER!?" Asuka growled, hitting him while they were running to school.
"You wouldn't wake up!" Shinji said. "Hey, Asuka! I hear there's this knew exchange student coming from Scotland! I think his name is Dracan Omoni!"
"An exchange student? At THIS time of the year? Why the hell… OW!" Asuka collided into another person, also running at break neck speed.
The two of them fell backwards, and hit the ground hard.
"ACK! I'm sorry, miss! I'm late fir school, ant ah wes in a hurry!" Said the brown haired boy with the bad Scottish accent. Asuka opened her eyes, and saw him wearing a kilt… "Bloody hell, woman! Wat're you doing! Girls these days!" He said, bringing his legs together quickly, and running off.
{I KNOW! YOU'RE ALL SAYING, "Doff, you IDIOT!", but I don't CARE! MY STORY, MY RULES! AH, HAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!}{Lucca is so cool…}
After arriving at school, Asuka sat down and looked at the board. She vaguely listened to the Three stooges gab about The incident, and then stop suddenly as they heard the squealing of breaks that signified the teacher's arrival.
Kensuke immediately broke out his camcorder, and began filming. Shinji and Touji ran to the window quickly, hoping to get a glimpse of their sexy Teacher. Ms. Katsuragi exited the car, and looked up at the window that held her classroom. Giving a smile, and a peace sign, Misato headed for the entrance of the building with a sway in her step.
The three stooges shamelessly gave her the peace sign back…
"Men! They're all perverted!" Hikari and Asuka said at the same time.
***
"Class, I'd like you all to meet this hot new transfer student from Scotland named Dracan Onomi, or Drac for short! I know a guy wearing a Skirt—" Misato began.
"Kilt." Drac corrected from the hall, but Misato talked over him.
"—May be a little weird, but girls, if you're lucky, you might be able to get a look at his butt!" Misato winked. "Everyone be nice, and make friends!" Misato said, prompting Drac's entry.
When Drac entered the room, his eyes locked with Asuka's, and hers with his.
They both screamed at the top of their lungs.
"Yur the pervert girl oo looked up me KILT!" Drac screamed out. Asuka hadn't stopped screaming. Shinji stood up quickly in her defense.
"You shouldn't be going around flashing girls, Hentai!" Shinji glared.
"Why're you defendin' her? Are you too doin' it?!" Drac accused.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?" Shinji said rearing back. "Asuka and I are only good friends!" Shinji said in a panic.
"OH! I see now! She won't give you any, so you been peekin' in on 'er underwear drawers, haven't you?" Drac accused. To this, Rei stood in her seat, and replied to this remark.
"No! He pushes girls over and looks up their skirts! No wonder she defended that hentai! She does it too!" Rei yelled. "Honestly! Looking up some guy's skirt—"
"Kilt!" Drac shouted, but was yet again talked over.
"—is so unbelievably predictable of Shinji's Girlfriend!" Rei accused.
"He is NOT My boyfriend!" Asuka screamed.
"Why not? Is IT to small?" Drac accused.
"You're one to talk!" Asuka glared. "Yours is so small, I could barely see it!"
"So you've seen 'is before? Maybe you too ARE doin' it!" Drac said with an evil smile. Hikari gasped.
"Asuka! How could you! That's awful!!" Hikari accused. Both Shinji and Asuka rushed to deny it.
"No! It's not like that!" They said in unison.
"Then just what is IT like!?" Hikari said, weeping into her hands.
"Hey!" Touji yelled. "You made Hikari cry, dildo!" Touji balled a fist and shook it at Drac.
"What? Are YOU Two doin' it?" Drac accused. "Sich an impure school this is!" Drac said sarcastically. Rei agreed.
"She makes him lunch every day! She's all quiet and all typical-nice-girlish, but she gives it to him every night, and we all know it!" Rei confirmed. Hikari reared back in horror.
"What exactly have you been saying about us, Touji!?" Hikari accused. Touji jumped back.
"I haven't said anything!" Touji said, cowering.
"You liar! You told the new kid that we've done naughty things! You BAKA!" Hikari said, throwing a bag at Touji. Kensuke broke out his popcorn, and offered some to Ms. Katsuragi.
"I've learned to start bringing snack food. This is better than the movies." Kensuke said, watching the spectacle unfold. Misato took a handful of popcorn and leaned back in her chair.
"Who do you think is going to die first?" Misato asked.
"We have a pool on that. Half the class says that Hikari's going to open the window and throw Touji out. I disagree. I don't think she'll bother to open the window." Kensuke said, face full of popcorn.
SMASH!
"Looks like you won that bet, Kensuke." Misato said. "One problem, though."
"What's that, Katsuragi-san?" Kensuke asked.
"I'm the teacher, and I therefore get to confiscate any profits that students make while gambling in class." Misato grinned. "Fork it over."
"Aw, man!" Kensuke complained, giving her the money. "And I gave you my popcorn, too!"
"Life is cruel, dear boy. Learn that and you will do well in the world…" Misato said, thumbing through the 10,000 yen bills. "Need money to repair the window, and all that. Be lucky. You should be given a detention."
{10,000 yen really isn't as much as I previously thought! I think the exchange rate is 6 Japanese yen to 5 American cents!}
"And I thought you were just going to spend it all and get drunk…" Kensuke said sarcastically.
"Yeah, and there's that. Think of it as an indirect way of buying me a drink." Misato said with a wink. Kensuke melted, and fell unconscious.
The End
"What's going on, Doff? Aren't your chapters always 7 pages long? Almost always! We could count on it! What's the DEAL?" Asks no one.
I really didn't have the material to write more than this right now. And everyone probably thinks this is stupid, but I don't care. This is just to be fun.