Disclaimer: I do not own the Cullens or any other phenomenal twilight things that spill from Stephanie Meyers' mind.
"Bella! This will be fun!" Alice pleaded. "Edward won't be home till tomorrow, and you were complaining that you were bored, well I have a cure for that!" She was bouncing, never a good sign.
"What makes you think I would possibly want to go along with this?" I seethed. "There is no way in hell that I will do that!"
Alice sighed. "Do you hate me that much Bella? You really hate me so much that the only time you'll be around me is with Edward? And I thought we were friends." She crossed her arms over chest and looked away from me with a hurt expression.
Oh crap. I thought. I must be out of my mind. "Alice you know that you're my best friend. And I can't wait for you to be my sister too." I smiled at her. "I'm probably going to regret this later, but I will play your game."
"Trust me Bella, you will love this!" She squealed.
"Famous last words." I mumbled too low for another human to hear but of course Alice did, and she just grinned.
"The object of the game, Bella, is to run through the store dressing yourself in random clothing and making it out faster than the other person." Alice informed me as we pulled up to a random department store in Port Angeles. "The catch is not being caught though."
"How is that fair? Let me point something out to you that you often seem to forget. Me," I pointed to myself. "A klutzy human. You" I pointed at her. "A graceful, kick butt vampire. Do you see the difference?"
"Of course I was going to go at human speed Bella. What do you take me for, a cheater?" She smiled innocently and I rolled my eyes.
We got out of the car and walked to the door. Alice announced, "Let the games begin!" and we took off into the store.
The heavy bar door of the jail swung shut in our faces.
"Alice?" I asked calmly.
"Yes, Bella?"
"How did you not see this?" I asked, still calm.
"I… I have no idea." She sniffed. "But hey, at least we got our one phone call! And Jasper should be here anytime now."
"How did this happen?"
"Well Bella, you tripped."
"I wouldn't have tripped if you hadn't been throwing lingerie in my face and blabbering about how much Edward would die for each of them!" I fought back.
"Yes but if you… oh I don't know but still! We wouldn't have been caught if you hadn't tripped."
"Alice sometimes you aggravate me so much it makes me wish I could swear in Russian!" I seethed.
"Well that would be interesting." Jasper said from behind the bars, obviously having arrived to bail us out.
"Thank god you're here Jazz!" Alice cheered. "I was getting worried that they were going to put me into one of those ugly orange jumpsuits."
"I know Alice." He sighed as the police officer came to unlock us.
As we began to leave the police station Jasper turned to me. "By the way Bella here is some Russian for you, черт побери, Алиса."
A/N: At the end he was saying "Damn it, Alice."