My first fanfic! Go easy on me! As mentioned in the summary on the page before, this is a little look inside Excel's mind. What does she think about Lord Ilpalazzo? Reviews and constructive criticism are glady welcomed and flames will be redirected to the Puchuu in the corner.

"Puchuu!"

Kumiko-chan (=.=)

Love(Loyalty)

"Hail, Lord Ilpalazzo!"

Hail... A word that Excel has used on more than one occasion. A word that gains another meaning every time it escapes her lips.

But still... still...

Will he ever understand the true meaning of my praise? Will he ever understand what Excel means when she says with pride and admiration "Hail, Lord Ilpalazzo"? Will he ever comprehend that to say "Hail, Lord Ilpalazzo" is to say "I love you, Lord Ilpalazzo, I love you and I will follow your orders to my deathbed"?

I stand in front of his throne; Hat-chan lay on the floor next to me. Excel thinks she might be dead again. No matter; I stare at my Lord Ilpalazzo with adoring eyes, ready to hear what he has to say, ready to cling to his every word, his every breath...

"Agent Excel?" His mouth opens; the voice of an angel. Oh, my Lord Ilpalazzo Excel will follow you to the grave! If you tell me to jump, I say "How high?" and if you tell me to do a mission, I fail horribly! Oh, but it is all for your sake, "my darling, my love, my one and only Lord IlpalaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

...not the hole... Again, I fall down this hole of darkness, long-ness and water. And I know that even when he pulls that rope... he... he... hey, a Puchuu!

"Puchuu!"

Excel knows that her Lord Ilpalazzo... really does...

OH NO! THE SHARK!!!!!

Does it seem like a cliffhanger one-shot to you? Does such a thing exist? R&R now or the Flame-taking Puchuu shall eat you!