Disclaimers: Not Mine!

Spoilers: Up ta season 3 in BtVS. I added Doyle in though, so just pretend he was on Buffy.

A/N: I was really tired when I wrote this. It's just a lil piece from Cordelia's mind on the men in her life. I have a really rare pairing tho- SPIKE/CORDY! I love it!

Dedication: To Paula, cuz I promised her I would write a Spike/Cordy story for her. There you go, Paula, are you happie now?

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I don't know what it is with me. I always seem to go for the freaks. Or more importantly all men associated with Buffy Summers.

Well, I technically wouldn't classify Xander as a man. A freak, yes, but a man, I'm not so sure. First of all, he cheated on *me* Me! I've never been cheated on in my life. Maybe cheated on someone, but for some one to cheat on me is unheard of! And with that loser Willow, too! But I don't have to worry about that any more.

Then there's my little crush on Wesley. He was perfect, rich, and smart. If I had married him, I would be set for life, right now. But he had like no sense of style. And he could not kiss to save his life. I'm just glad I don't have to worry about him any more.

Doyle. Now, he never met Buffy, but he did have a vision of her once. But there is no way you could call Doyle normal. He was a drunk gambling Irish half-demon, but I loved him. He never knew that, though. He never knew that I would never care that he was a demon. Even if he had told me straight away. I mean come on, lived on the hell mouth my whole life. But he's gone now, and I don't have to worry about be alone, any more.

Angel, now he's a different story. Ever since I first met him I knew he was salty goodness, but deep down I knew he was never my type. First of all he was too wrapped up in Buffy to notice me, and second, he's way too broody for my tastes. But I'm already in love with some one else. I don't think I was ever really in love with Angel, lust maybe, but never love. Now I have all the love I could ever want and then some.

My some one else isn't who you're thinking it is, either. I actually met through Buffy, but we don't talk about her. We both hate her for the most part. He spent his time trying to kill her, and then left to go to Brazil. But he came back. He always came back. He came to me in the hospital, and sat with me. No one knew. Not even Angel smelt him on me. He didn't have a soul then, but he does now. He has one for me. I am his soul.

He took me away from the hospital. Away from this world and into his own. A dark one. He calls me his Queen, and I have to say I like it. He buys me everything. He'd give me the world if I asked him. Of course, lots of convincing would need to be done, but with him that's the best part.

He says he's gonna turn me one day soon, and will be together for eternity. He just has to get rid of his dark goddess first. I've never hated any one as much as I hate Drusilla. I never even hated Buffy this much.

Dru was right though. She once told me that your whole world changes when Spikey makes you his. She didn't like Spike's attention, though. I don't think I could live with out it.

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