Legal Disclaimer: All characters are owned by Saban Entertainment except for Kimberly Summers, Beamer Dawson, Skyy Masters, Max Summers, Mercedes Morrison, Angel, Viktoria 5, and Liz Dawson. Attention everybody!!! This is a joint effort between Siberian Tiger and Pink Princess. It was written as something to keep us occupied during school hours. Hope you enjoy it!
Thank you: Thanks to Craig and everybody who reads this.
Return to the Past
by Siberian Tiger and Pink Princess
Key:
K: Kim Summers B: Beamer Dawson T: Tommy Oliver
J: Jason Lee By: Billy Cranston S: Skyy Masters
M: Max Summers C: Cedes Morrison AH: Aisha Campbell
AM: Adam Park AL: Angel Miss: Miss Appleby
R: Rocky DeSantos AP: Alpha 5 V: Viktoria 5
L: Liz Dawson
[Cedes and Kim are at park, enjoying the afternoon]
C: Wow! Your right Kim. This park is beautiful.
K: I knew you'd like it. See, there is more to do than just unpack.
C: Your right.
K: Stop!
C: What? [pulled behind tree by Kim]
K: Over there! [points to guys doing Martial Arts]
C: Damn! Who's the guy in the red!?!
K: Forget him! Who's the guy in the white?
[the boys stop sparring. Look at watches. Leave.]
K: Ahhhh!
C: They look like they probably go to the high school.
K: Let's hope.
[Later that day]
M: I'm sooo glad the two of you could move in with us.
K: What are cousins for?
C: This is a nice place you and uh . . . what's her name have?
M: Skyy?
C: That's it!
K: Oh boy!
[Two days later. First day of School]
S: Welcome to Angel Grove High School!
K: [sarcastically] Thanks for the intro.
S: Come on Kim! Have a little fun!
K: No thanks. I'm not a school person.
C: I can agree with that.
B: Hey Max! Who's the new girls?
M: This is my cousin Kim and her best friend Cedes.
B: Nice to meet you. [shakes hands]
K&C:You too.
M: Kim, Cedes - this is Adrian.
S: Yeah, cool man.
C: Skyy, so I here you're into Yoga.
S: Oh - oh hey Jase!
[Cedes turns around and sees Jason for fist time - Billy and Tommy are with him]
C: Oh wow! Hi! [blushing]
J: Hi! [smiles] What's your name?
C: Mercedes. But just call me Cedes, that's what everybody else calls me.
J: Wow. That's a pretty name.
C: Gee, thanks. I like it, it's cool.
By: [pushes up glasses (he's nervous)] Mercedes? Hi! My name is uh, Billy.
C: Hi Billy! How are you?
By: I'm okay.
C: Oh, what's wrong?
By: I forgot my class schedule at home.
C: Oh, don't worry. I'm sure the office could give you a copy.
By: Well, I guess you're right. [looks relieved, then smiles] Well, I better get to homeroom.
J: Cedes, you guys, what are your homerooms?
C: Uh . . .[checks schedule] We're in 311.
J: Tommy, Billy, and myself are, too!
C: Cool. [thinking] Damn! I feel lucky!
M: [walk over to where I'm standing because Kim, Skyy and Beamer wander off] Hey Cedes - we're gonna head on in.
C: OK - comin'! Jason, can I call you Jase?
J: Yeah sure. I don't mind.
C: OK. Billy - let's go!
J: Where'd Tommy get to?
M: He's back there talking to Kim.
C: And she looks interested.
B: Very interested.
[in class (homeroom)]
Mrs:Mercedes Morrison?
C: Here. You can just call me Cedes.
Mrs:Ok. Jason Lee?
J: Here.
Mrs:Kimberly Summers?
K: I'm present. But you can just call me Kim. [look back at Tommy - he looks upset about something] (whisper to Tommy) Hey - what's wrong?
T: Huh? Oh, nothin'.
Mrs:William Cranston?
By: Present. But, please just call me Billy.
Mrs:Of course William.
C: [sighs]
B: [to herself] Ahh, Billy.
[Angel walks in]
S: Oh my! [buries nose in book after she sees Angel]
Mrs:And you sir? What is your name?
Al: Angel.
S: Such a beautiful name.
J: Hey Angel! What's goin' on?
Al: Oh crap. Your in my homeroom?
J: [to Cedes] He's my cousin. Don't know much about him though.
C: [whispering] Really? How come?
J: [whispering - leaning across desk] He just never keeps in touch with the family.
C: Oh.
Mrs:Now, class. We'll have a 'getting to know each other' assignment due tomorrow. First and second periods have been reserved for this. You may get started.
[The Rangers and the soon - to - be - Rangers get together in a circle]
[Angel leaves]
Mrs:Excuse me, Angel? Um, where are you going?
Al: Home.
Mrs:I'm afr-- [door slams shut]
T: Whoa. He's ticked about something.
K: Okay. Let's get to know each other. Cedes?
C: What?
K: Care to go first?
C: Uh, okay. I . . . uh like music, dancing, football with the guys, softball. I love watching Martial Arts. And, uh . . . playing the fool!
[General laughter]
K: Yeah, and the rest of us control the fool!
[General laughter]
K: Favorite color?
C: Orange.
K: Birthday?
C: October 12, 1984.
K: And . . . uh --
C: Kim. I'm done.
K: [perky] Okay!
J: Cedes, I study the Martial Arts.
C: You do?
J: Yeah - Tommy, Billy and I do. We have a couple of friends that moved away that also study Martial Arts.
C: Wow! That's . . .awesome.
J: You know . . .if you want to learn, I can train you.
C: Uh, ok. Fine with me.
T&By:Yeah, we'll help out.
B: [clears throat]
T: Oh, you guys can join us.
By: How about it Kim?
T: Excuse me for a second. [gets up and walks to window]
J: Hold on. [goes over to Tommy]
[they're talking]
K: I hope he's okay.
By: Don't worry, he'll be fine.
[After school]
[Gym and Juice Bar]
J: So ladies, how was your first day?
M: Pretty good.
S: Heavenly.
B: Boring.
C: I had a good time.
J: What about you Kim?
K: What?
J: How was your first day?
K: Oh. OK, I guess.
Ah: What's buggin' ya girl?
K: Nothin'. [gets up to leave]
Ah: Kim wait! [goes after Kim]
[Kim storms out running into Tommy who is just coming in.]
T: Sorry.
[Kim ignores him and leaves with Aisha on her tail.]
T: [going over to table] What's up with her?
C: We have no idea.
[Kim and Aisha in locker area of Gym and Juice Bar]
Ah: Kim! Would you wait?
[Kim finally stops and turns to Aisha]
K: What do you want!?!
Ah: [looks shocked for a moment] I'm just worried about you.
K: I can take care of myself, thank you. [Aisha starts to protest, but a beeping sound stops her] What was that? [Kim looks around]
Ah: My watch. I'm late for a meeting. We'll talk later. [She hurries off]
K: Great. [heavy sigh]
[Back at the table]
[Jason, Billy, Tommy -- communicators beep]
C: Uh, what was that?
J: We're late for uh. . .a meeting?
T: Yeah, uh, a minute meeting.
M: A 'minute meeting?'
T: Yeah, a minute meeting - ya know - one of them, uh . . .
By: Short - things?
S: Okay. You know, if you guys wanna leave, it's okay.
J: Oh no! We'll be right back! [looks at Cedes] I promise.
C: Okay. [looks at Skyy] Wow!
S: I think he likes you.
B: Duh!
S: That's mean
B: I'm sorry. [pause] So do you all want to come over sometime?
M: Sure. Not like we're under parental supervision.
C: When?
B: I don't know. Whenever you all want to.
C: Okay. Probably, like, next week sometime? Because Kim and I need to unpack.
M: Speaking of Kim.
K: [sits down]
C: [softly] Hey, are you okay?
K: No. [on verge of tears]
C: [whispering] Kim? What's wrong?
K: It's Tommy.
C: [to others] Could you guys excuse us for a second?
K: No, it's okay. They can hear. They're gonna find out about it sometime soon.
C: Now, who's Tommy? Remind me who he is again?
K: He had on a lot of white today. Ponytail?
C: Oh! What's wrong with him?
K: I don't know! That's what I'm upset about.
C: Well, why?
K: Well, everytime I talk to him or somebody even mentions my name -- he gets this upset look on him and pisses me off!
C: Oh.
S: Kim is venting.
C: Hey, well I'll talk to him, Kay?
K: all right. Oh Cedes! I love ya! [crying, big hug]
C: Oh I love ya too!
M,S,&B: Weird.
K&C:Group hug!!
[Jason, Billy, Tommy, Aisha, and Adam appear]
J: Uh, what did we miss?
C: Hey Tommy! Can I talk to you for a sec?
T: [looks uneasy] Sure, Mercedes.
C: Uh, privately?
T: Yeah.
[Jason looks at Cedes, with a questioning look. Looks kind of upset]
[Cedes and Tommy walk over to different table]
C: So, are you all right?
T: Uh, why?
C: Because . . .well, I know I just met you today and I can sense a friendship building here an I don't like my friends being mentally unstable. Ya know, even though I am, but you know . . .
[They laugh]
T: [serious] Well, there was this girl . . .
C: And?
[Tommy breaks down and starts crying]
C: Oh Tommy - please don't cry! [Starts to rub shoulder. Places it arm around shoulders.]
[Back at the table]
Ah: The boy has just had a hard life, that's all.
Am: Yeah. Just give him time, he'll snap out of it.
K: [wiping tears away] If you say so. I gotta go.
[Back to Cedes and Tommy]
C: [sees Kim leaving] Maybe you should talk to her.
T: I don't know . . .
C: Dude! It's tearing' the girl up inside!
T: She's not the only one. [stands up and storms out door]
C: [to herself] I tried Kim. [returns to group]
Ah: So, what'd he say?
C: I couldn't get much out of him.
J: Look, I know Tommy best. He'll come to his senses.
C: I just hope that it is soon.
[Kim returns]
[Cedes gets up to go after Tommy; Jason touches her wrist]
J: Hey, where ya goin?
C: I need to talk to Tommy, I don't like seeing him like this.
J: But you just met him.
K: She knows, she just cares.
C: A lot.
J: Okay. [watches Cedes leave.] [to Kim] She seems really sweet.
K: Yeah, she's really easy to talk to.
J: She seems like it.
K: Wait till you get to know her. That'll get your hormones racing.
J: [laughs while talking] Oh!
[Cedes and Tommy are outside]
T: [whispering to himself; he's crying] Oh Kim. I miss you so much! Please come back to me.
C: [shouting] Tommy! [runs to him] Tommy! [sits down in front of him on ground -- he's on bench.]
T: What do you want?
C: [Looks blindsided by tone of voice] [stage whispers] I just wanna help.
T: [Looks up, sniffles] You do?
C: Yeah, tell me about it.
[Tells Cedes about Kim and how much he loved her, yadda, yadda, yadda. He realizes he needs to let her go and he does]
C: [Now sitting beside him] So that's it, huh?
T: Yeah.
C: Well, Kim seems like a really cool girl. But you gotta give 'my Kim' a chance and you'll see that she's a pretty cool chick herself.
T: You really think so?
C: Honey, I don't think, I know.
[both laugh]
T: I guess your right
[Both get up and walk back inside. Tommy's arm is around Cedes' shoulders]
[Gym and Juice Bar]
C: Hey Kim! Brought him back alive and kickin'!
T: [sits down beside Kim] Hey, I'm really sorry.
K: [shyly] Apology accepted.
J: [thinking about Cedes] Wow! She's amazing!
[The next day at school. It's the end of the day]
Mrs:Now, before the bell rings, I want to let you know about the New Year Talent Show. [Kim and Cedes glance at each other] It will take place in three weeks. Anyone is allowed to enter. Just make it appropriate for school. [Bell rings] You can get forms right here. [points to stack of papers on table]
C: [to Kim] You thinkin' what I'm thinkin?
K: Oh yeah! [grabs a couple of papers]
[Everyone at Gym and Juice Bar]
C: So, Kim? What should we sing?
K: I have no idea.
B: How about 'Alberquerque' by Weird Al?
K: Sorry, it has to be under five minutes.
C: Good idea though.
K: Do you sing Skyy?
S: A little.
K: Adrian?
B: I love singing!
K: I know Max does.
B: My sister Liz loves singing, too.
C: You have a sister?
B: Yup! She's a little shy though.
K: Why don't we do a group number?
[General praising]
B: How about my house after school, starting tomorrow?
K: OK.
C: Fine by me.
S: Groovy.
M: Why not?
J: [pulls up chair beside Cedes] Hey there!
C: Hi Jason!
J: Can I talk to you?
C: Me? [looks at Kim; her eyes are big] Sure.
J: Cool.
[Cedes and Jason at another table]
C: So, what's up?
J: Well, I was talking to Tommy last night. He told me everything.
C: Really?
J: Yes, really.
C: Look, I really hate seeing Kim so upset and stressed our that . . .
J: I thought it was awesome.
C: What?
J: Yeah. We've been trying to cheer him up ever since Kim left. You single-handedly did it in about a half hour. That's really cool. Your awesome Mercedes.
C: [Thinking about Kim and Tommy -- comes back to Earth] What?
J: [laughs] I said you were awesome.
C: Oh. [blushes] Thanks.
J: Don't mention it.
C: Really? You think I'm awesome?
J: Yeah, really. [blushes]
C: [thinking] Oh my goodness! He's blushing!
K: [yelling across room] Hey! Jason! Cedes! Hurry up!
C: Coming!
J: Yes Ma'am!
C: [to Jason] My she's demanding.
J: [laughs] Yup.
[At Table]
B: So, uh, what do you guys wanna do for the talent show?
T: I should be more like, 'talent' [makes little quotes with his fingers] show because nobody like, has any talent.
C: I do!
K: Yeah, me too!
By: Well, you two just moved to Angel Grove.
M: Kim, Cedes -- show 'em your stuff.
K: Uh, okay. [to Cedes] What should we sing?
C: How about 'Candle on the Water?'
K: [makes gagging sound]
J: Uh, what song is that?
C: It's from 'Pete's Dragon!'
J: Huh?
By: Honestly Jason, you need to get with your pop culture IQ.
S: Whoa! Billy! You spoke in slang!
M: I'm impressed!
Ah: You'd be surprised. Just wait till he warms up to ya!
[Beamer sighs]
B: I think we need a cool song. One we can boogie to.
C: You don't want my ideas.
K: Yeah, your dancing isn't right for school.
[General laughter]
[Jason looks amused]
Ah: So, what did you. . . [beeping sound cuts her off]
J: Uhhhhh . . . could you excuse us for awhile?
B: Um. . .OK.
[Rangers get up and leave]
C: What is up with that?
M: I don't know.
S: Yeah, weird man.
K: Well, this gives up the perfect chance to pick a song and surprise the guys!
M: Awesome idea Kim!
B: So, let's pick one and get over to my house!
M: We'll leave a note for everyone.
[Rangers return]
Am: Hey! Where'd everyone go?
J: They left us a note . . .[reading] 'Went to Adrian's. Talk to ya'll tomorrow!'
[Girls walking to Beaker's House]
C: Are we there --- Whoa!!!
[Non - Rangers arrive at Beamer's house]
K: You live here?
B: Yup! Come on in! [girls go in]
S: Oh sweet man!
M: Wow!
K: Holy cow!
C: This place is huge!
B: You like?
L: Hi Adrian! Who's your friends?
B: This is Kim, Cedes, Max, and Skyy. Everyone this is my sister Liz. [Everyone exchanges greetings]
C: Wow! This is house is beautiful!
L: Do you wanna see my iguanas?
K: Iguanas? Sorry, me no likely!
C: Way too much 'Emperor's New Groove' for you missy!
[Cedes sees pug running towards her]
C: Oh look at the puppy! [picks up pug]
B: You can keep him if you want and please take a Yorky because those things get on my nerves!
C: [follows Liz to claim her Yorky]
K: Oh geez! [to Beamer] Why the heck did you give her a dog?
B: That's dogs.
[Cedes takes wrong turn and ends up in garage]
C: [yelling] Beamer! Beamer!
K: Is she okay?
C: [runs in] [to Adrian] We're gonna start calling you Beamer.
B: Why?
C: You got like four BMW's in that garage girl!
B: Oh yeah. I thought we only had three. My parents must have bought another one. They never tell me stuff.
[Cedes goes back upstairs with Liz]
[Billy, Jason, Tommy, Adam, and Aisha show up]
J: Hey you guys. Uh, I thought Mercedes was with you.
K: She is, she's just with Liz.
J: Who?
K: Beamer's sister.
By: Who's Beamer?
B: Me. Cedes picked it. Don't ask, just call.
J: Beamer has a sister?
B: Yes, we're twins.
[Beamer hands Jason a picture of her and Liz]
J: Uh, ya'll don't look alike.
[Liz and Cedes enter room. Liz has an iguana]
L: I know, I'm the prettier one!
B: I'll beat you after everyone leaves.
L: Bella Mia! Hey! Wanna pet my iguanas?
K: Haven't we been through this?
L: But their so sweet and cuddly!
K: Ummmmmm . . .how about . . .NO!
C: [thinking] This should be good.
L: Pleeeease!
K: No way! Are you trying to make me sick?
C: Come on. I'll look at them.
L: Yay!
[up in Liz's room]
C: Holy cow!
L: Holy iguana is more like it.
C: OK . . .whatever.
M: Wow! That's a crapload of iguanas!
L: Exactly -- how much is a 'crap load?'
M: A crap load.
C: So, Liz . . . have you ever thought of selling them for some money to get a bigger cage? Because they are just about to burst from the aquarium.
L: [gets defensive] No, no, no! My iguanas! My iguanas! [starts stroking iguana]
C: Ooookay . . . I think I hear Beamer calling! Bye Liz!
M: Yeah, bye!
L: Farewell! [to iguana] They tried to take you away from me!
[Downstairs in lounge]
B: Okay, so what do you guys wanna do for the talent show?
C: Oh! I got this great idea!
K: Cedes . . . are you thinking what I'm thinking?
C: How about . . .
K&C:'Lady Marmalade! [look at each other and start laughing]
M: [to Beamer] Must be a 'best friend' thing.
B: Probably.
T: Hey, we never go to hear you sing at the 'Juice Bar.'
C: Oh! [to Kim] What do you want to sing?
K: 'Lady Marmalade.'
C: OK!
[Kim and Cedes start singing in perfect harmony]
[Jason and Tommy looked amazed]
T: Wow!
J: [stage whispers] You have a beautiful voice Cedes!
T: Same with you Kim. Hey hold on - you go something on you lip. [brushes it off] There you go.
K: Uh, thanks. [to Cedes] Uh, Mercedes, can I talk to you?
C: [thinking] Uh - oh! She called me Mercedes! [to Kim] Yeah, sure.
[in hallway - out of earshot]
K: Did you see that? [eyes get huge]
C: Uh, yeah. How can I not miss it?
K: I think he's coming around!
C: Oh, that's great!
K: That's more than great! That's awesome!
C: Looks like we got our song.
K: Better get back in before they miss us.
C: Kay!
[in lounge]
S: You know what I think the guys should do?
[Kim and Cedes return]
K&C:What?
S: Ricky Martin 'She Bangs.'
B: Oh! That would be great!
C: Yeah, we can get them up there in their black leather pants!
K: Oh my! [covers face]
C: Kim, breathe.
J: There is no way you are putting me up there in leather.
C: [looks 'upset'] Oh please?
J: Uh . . .I . . .I, guess.
C: [thinking] YES! [cheeses]
K: Cedes, chill. So, Tommy, will you?
T: Of course!
B: Billy?
By: Uh, I don't know.
B: Please?
By: How about I just be a spectator? You know? Show my love and support?
B: [pouts] OK.
C: Well, how about we practice tomorrow? Because we gotta get home.
M: Yeah -- your right.
K: See you guys!
T: Hey -- we'll walk you home.
K: Okay. That's a great idea.
[Ten minutes later]
T: Kim, your really special.
K: Thanks.
T: No, I really mean it. [stops, grabs her hand]
[Tommy brushes hair out of her eyes]
[Kim leans in for kiss]
T: I'm sorry for the crap I put you through today.
[they kiss]
[Jason and Cedes walking home]
J: Where's Kim and Tommy?
C: I'm sure their OK.
J: [thinking] If only you knew.
C: Earth to Jason!
J: Huh? Oh, I'm here.
C: Kinda spaced out for a second there?
J: Uhhh . . .yeah.
[Kim and Tommy walking through park]
K: This park is really beautiful.
T: [looking at Kim] It has some of the best scenery.
K: Your really sweet. You do -- ahhhhhhh! [grabs ahold of Tommy]
[Putties jump out]
T: [thinking] Just great.
K: What are those things?
T: Bad news.
[Jason and Cedes]
J: [communicator goes off] Oh man.
C: Minute meeting?
J: Uh, yeah. Look I'll see ya later. [Quickly kisses her on cheek]
C: Bye.
J: [Leaves and goes down an alley] What is it Zordon?
Z: Tommy and Kimberly need your help in the park.
J: On my way. [teleports off]
C: [sees flash of red] What the . . .?
[Kim and Tommy in park -- fighting putties]
T: Stay here. [does a spinning heel kick and destroys a putty] Hit them on their chests!
K: [punches putty]
T: That's it! Do it again!
J: Hang on guys! [kicks putty]
[everyone continues fighting -- soon putties are gone]
[Kim drops under a tree]
J: I'm gonna get back to Cedes.
T: all right. C-ya man! [to Kim] You OK?
K: Considering that was the freakiest thing I've done so far in my life . . .yes.
T: [Sits down beside her]
K: Looks like I'll be needing those Martial Arts lessons.
[both laugh]
[Tommy's communicator goes off]
T: Oh man.
K: It's OK.
T: I'll be right back. [kisses her; runs off] Tommy here. What's up Zordon?
Z: Bring Kimberly and Mercedes to the Command Center.
T: Okay -- I'll go get Kim.
Z: Have Jason bring Mercedes.
T: OK. See ya in five.
[Jason and Cedes on park bench]
J: [Beeping sound] Hey Mercedes -
C: What? Jason if your trying to get rid of me go ahead. I'm used to having my heart broken.
J: No - it's not that.
C: Then what is it?
J: Just trust me on this one, okay?
C: Okay.
[Jason runs off down an alley]
C: [to herself] I hope I can trust you.
[Cedes sits down on cirb to wait for Jason]
[bright flash of white]
C: Now it's white! What the heck is going on? Wither I'm going crazy, or I've gone crazy!
[Jason appears in front of her in a bright flash of red]
C: Aahhhhhhhh!!!!!
J: Mercedes -- grab my hand.
C: Ooooookkkkaaaayyyy.
[Cedes grabs his hand. Jason pushes button on communicator. They disappear]
Bill:Whoa Ed! Did you see that?
Ed: Yeah Bill, weird, huh?
[Cedes and Jason in Command Center]
C: Oh my gosh!!! Where am I?
Z: Mercedes.
C: [looks at Zordon - faints] Ahhhhhh!!!! Floating head!!!!
[flash of white]
K: Oh my gosh! Cedes! [runs over to her] Wake up! [slaps Cedes across face]
C: Ow! What'd you do that for?
K: Well, you're up aren't ya?
C: I'm not sure I wanna be.
Z: Kimberly and Mercedes. [both turn their attention to Zordon] You have witnessed something extremely secret.
K: I think totally freaky is more the words your looking for.
Z: Tommy and Jason. Please show them who you are.
[Jason and Tommy morph]
Z: I give you the white and red Power Rangers. [Tommy and Jason take off helmets.]
J: So, what do you think?
C: [slowly] Oh my gosh, they are in spandex.
K&C:[eyes get huge] WHOA!
[Kim and Cedes start singing "All for You" to themselves -- mouthing words to each other -- start laughing]
K: [stops laughing, looks at guys, turns to Zordon] Spandex???? WHY spandex????? I mean seriously, spandex went out years ago and -- [Cedes covers up Kim's mouth -- guys chuckle]
Z: Ladies, I have a favor to ask of you.
C: Don't worry. we won't tell anyone.
Z: No, I was going to ask you to join us.
K&C:What?
Z: I want you to become my new Pink and Orange Rangers.
K: Wow. [looks at Cedes] We'd be glad to.
Z: Very good. Here are your morphers. Alpha . . . Alpha where are you? Viktoria!!!
[Alpha and his girlfriend Viktoria come walking out]
Ap: Sorry, Zordon. [pushes button] Here they come. [morphers appear in front of girls]
C: [picks up morpher] WHOA! It's gold!
K: No, it's copper dear.
C: Oh. Damn.
J: [laughs]
T: Zordon, should we show them how to morph?
Z: Yes Tommy. I believe you should.
[Jason and Tommy show Cedes and Kim how to morph]
J: Okay, Cedes you behold the power of the Siberian Tiger.
T: And Tommy you are the Crane.
C: So, we just yell out our animal names?
J&T:Yes.
C: [really loud] SIBERIAN TIGER!!!! [morphs]
J: Okay, not so loud the next time.
T: Especially in enclosed areas, like the Command Center.
C: Where's the Command Center?
K: You're standing in it.
C: Oh! So that's what this place is called!
K: [sighs]
C: [checks out her armor] Oh wow. It's all spandex - y and stuff like that.
T: Okay Kim, your turn.
K: [yelling] CRANE! [morphs]
K: Wow! I feel so powerful! [grimace] Ewwwww! I'm in [whines] spandex!! Waaaa!
C: Don't worry about it.
[phone ringing at Beamer's]
B: Hello?
M: Hi, Beamer -- it's Max.
B: Hi. What's wrong?
M: Kim and Mercedes didn't get here yet.
B: Where do you think they are?
M: I don't know.
B: Could they have gotten lost?
M: No, Jason and Tommy walked them home.
B: Oh.
M: I'm really worried.
B: Maybe the Power Rangers will find them.
M: Let's hope.
B: [to Liz] No, put that thing back in it's cage.
M: Beamer?
B: Sorry. I'm here.
M: I'm really worried.
B: Don't worry. I'm sure they're okay.
M: You really think so?
[hears door opening]
M: Hold on - I think that's them. I'll see ya tomorrow then.
B: Okay, bye.
M: Bye.
[Max hangs up phone and walks to living room]
M: [to Kim] Where have you been?
C: Uhhhh . . .
K: The guys did some showing us around.
M: Oh.
K: Sorry we're so late.
M: Hey no problem.
C: Welps, it's late. Let's hit the hay!
K: Good idea. Night cuz!
M: Night ladies.
C: Night. [whispers to Kim] Nice save.
[Next day at school -- communicators beep (including Kim and Cedes)]
C: Man! I have got to get used to that!
[in hallway]
K: Yes, Zordon?
C: Yeah 'Z,' what's up?
K: [mouths] Z?
C: [shrugs shoulders]
Z: [hesitates] I need to see you in the Command Center immediately.
[teleport -- land in Command Center]
C: Whoa! Gotta get used to that, too!
K: Yeah, talk about whiplash!
R: Hi.
K&C:Ahhhhhhh!
K: Who are you?
R: Rocky DeSantos, I'm the Gold Ranger around here.
C: Oh. Mercedes Morrison, Orange Ranger.
K: Kimberly Summers, Pink Ranger.
R: Nice to meet ya both.
[rest of rangers teleport in]
J: Hey Rocko, what's up?
R: Not much man. You?
J: I'm cool.
Z: Rangers.
All:Yes, Zordon?
Z: We have a problem. Divatox is planning an attack on the park this afternoon. I want you to be prepared. Teleport there now and keep an eye out for anything suspicious.
T: We're on our way.
Z: May the power protect you.
C: Don't they say that in Star Wars?
K: No dear, that's 'may the force be with you.'
C: Alright Yoda.
Al: Good luck Rangers.
V: Go get Divatox!
[everyone teleports out]
[At Park]
C: Hey Kim.
K: What?
C: Wanna go swing?
K: Yeah, Let's go!
J&T:[grab their shirts]
J: Uh, no. I don't think so. We're on a mission.
C: Oh, sorry.
[Kim and Cedes start singing Hakuna Matata to themselves]
R: Wow. You two are different.
K: Why thank you!
R: No problem.
C: So, Rocky, how come we haven't seen you around school?
R: I don't know. I always see you guys.
C: Well, I know I haven't seen you before.
K: Trust me. She would have noticed.
C: [to Kim] I think he's perfect for Max.
K: [looks at Rocky] Why?
C: He's quiet and sweet. Just like Max.
K: Oh. Okay.
[Jason walks over]
J: [to Kim and Cedes] You guys do know how to punch and kick and stuff like that?
C: Oh sure!
K: [Jason walks away, Kim looks at Cedes] No you don't!
C: Not properly. But I can do some damage.
K: Yeah, Cedes.
C: Well, neither can you.
K: Uh, so?
C: Oh well, we'll try our best.
K: Yeah. We'll get the others to train us.
[Beamer shows up]
B: Hey guys, what are you doin' here?
J: Uh, nothing.
[putties arrive]
T: Get down! [performs roundhouse kick over Beamer's head]
K: [punches putty in chest]
[Rangers fight, putties disapper]
C: Whew! Glad that's over!
B: What the HELL was that?
[everyone stops and looks at her]
B: What? It's the truth!
By: You just cursed.
C: We've never heard you curse.
B: Well, there's a first time for everything.
D: Yes, and for the first time the Power Rangers will be defeated!
T: Divatox!
K: Now it's my turn to curse! What the HELL is she wearing?
Ah: It's bette than what she used to wear.
R: Why is it that the good looking ones are always the psychopaths who want to rule the world?
C: How do you guys know her? What's going on?
By: Look, we'll explain later. Just get out of here.
B: [sigh] Whatever you say.
[Beamer runs off]
T: Okay guys. IT'S MORPHIN TIME!!
Tyranosaurus
Frog
Bear
Wolf
Ape
Crane
Siberian Tiger
White Tiger
D: Bring it on losers. Release my BoltStorm!
[BoltStorm appears]
Bs: Grrrrrrrr....
C: Go get them my pet.
[BoltStorm attacks]
[BoltStorm comes chasing after Cedes]
C: Oh sh -- [Jason knocks her out of the way]
J: Cedes! Get down!
T: Kim! Watch out! [tackles and rolls out of the way]
R: Take that! [tries to punch BoltStorm but he is hit and flies into tree] Ahhhhh!!!!!!
C: ROCKY!
Ah: Come on Kim!
K: Right.
[Both girls fly at BoltStorm and try to hit it but are immediately knocked down.]
K&Ah:Ahhhhhhh!!!!!
T&C:Kim!
Ad: Aisha!
Ah: Man, this thing's tough!
[from off in the distance, someone screams]
K: That sounded like Beamer.
By: I'll go check.
R: Ok, let's waste this guy!
T: Right!
[All start fighting BoltStorm]
[Billy and Beamer at playground equipment.]
By: Beamer! [yelling] Beamer!
B: Help me!
By: [sees her surronded by putties] Hey, back off! [starts fighting] Beamer! Hit them in the chest!
B: On their chests? Won't that hurt?
By: NO! Now just fight!
[Beamer slowly walks up to putty and punches]
B: Sorry. [it vanishes]
By: Good keep it up!
[both keep fighting, putties disappear]
[Back at the fight scene]
[Rangers break out their weapons]
C: Whoa! I gotta . . .uh . . .
J: It's a crossbow!
C: Oh! [loads it] I knew that!
J: FIRE!
[everybody fires their weapon, except for Cedes]
C: How the HELL do you work this thing?
J: Push the button!
C: Oh! [pushes button -- flies through the air -- hits target -- BOOM it blows up -- all over Kim]
K: Mercedes Morrison!!! I'm gona kill you! [starts chasing Mercedes]
[communicators beep]
R: Yeah?
Z: Rangers, I need you to bring Adrian, Liz, Skyy and Max.
C: [out of breath] Whatever for?
Z: We are going to make them Power Rangers.
C: Four more?
Am: At least it ain't some 10 year old.
K&C:Huh?
R: We'll explain later.
K: Kay.
[Rangers teleport to Gym and Juice Bar.]
B: . . .and then these really ugly guys showed up with silver spandex on.
S: Really?
B: Yeah, they looked like deformed Spider Men.
[Beamer, Max and Skyy laugh]
M: Well, how'd you get out of it?
B: Well, some guy showed up in blue armor-y lookin' spandex and told me to hit thme in the chest . . .
S: and?
B: and then they disappeared!
S&M:[slow motion] WHOA!
M: Was the guy hot?
B: I don't know, but he looked pretty good in armored spandex.
[enter the Power Rangers]
T: Armored spandex?
B: Yeah, I was attacked by a bunch of deformed Spider Men!
C: Ooooookkkkaaayyyy, Beamer. Whatever you say.
By: [grins]
[Beamer retells her story and the Rangers act as though they weren't there.]
T: Hey you guys, we need to show you something. It's the static electricity thing that Billy has. But we need to hold hands for it. Kay?
All:Okay.
C: I'm gonna go to the bathroom you guys.
[Cedes walks away while the others hold hands and teleport to Command Center]
[Cedes teleports to Liz and Beamer's house to get Liz -- she's sleeping with one of her iguanas]
C: Ewwww . . . now that is gross.
[Cedes picks up iguana and lays it on the floor -- grabs Liz's hand -- teleport to Command Center]
[At Command Center]
M: Oh my goodness! [points up] Floating head! [starts to faint but Rocky catches her]
S: Oh. My. Good. Ness.
B: [looks around] Wow check out all the computer stuff!
[Beamer walks around dazed]
[Cedes arrives with Liz]
Z: Rangers, show them who you are.
[Rangers morph, take off helmets]
M: Kim, Cedes?
B: Billy?
S: Jason, Tommy?
B: Adam?
M: Aisha? [looks at Rocky] and the really hot guy I don't know?
R: [laughs] Rocky DeSantos.
M: Max Summers
R: Are you and Kim related?
M: Yeah, we're cousins.
S: [clears throat]
M: Oh! This is Skyy Masters, Adrian Dawson but everybody just calls her Beamer, and Beamer's sister, Liz Dawson, twins to be exact.
R: Hello. [staring at Max]
M: [turns attention to Kim] You're in spandex.
K: I know. Don't ask.
M: Why?
K: I said don't ask.
M: Sorry.
Z: Adrian, Skyy, Max and Liz.
: Yes?
Z: You four will be my new purple, lavender, silver, and green rangers.
L: Neat.
M: Cool.
B: Wow.
S: Groovy.
Z: Here are your morphers. Max, you are the silver ranger and you behold th epowers of the Peregrine Falcon.
M: Sweet.
C: [to Kim] Why couldn't Zordon put on a big show like this for us?
K: [shrugs shoulders]
Z: Adrian,
C: Beamer.
Z: Beamer, you are the purple ranger and you behold the powers of the Leopard.
B: Awesome.
Z: Elizabeth,
L: Please, just call me Liz.
Z: Liz, you are the lavendar ranger and you have the power of the panther.
L: Wait a sec, aren't panthers black? Shouldn't the dude in black spandex be the panther?
Z: No, Adam is the frog.
L: [snorts] Frog? Are you seroius?
Z: And Skyy, you are the green ranger and you behold the power of the wombat.
S: Radic -- wombat? What's a wombat?
Ap: No time to argue.
V: Yeah, Angel Grove needs your help.
[everyone teleports to park]
M: What is that?
C: Our date.
K: Don't say that.
C: Well, what did ya want me to say?
K: That's the monster were batteling.
C: Oh.
J: Enough chit - chat. Let's kick some monster butt!
B: [sarcastiacally] Let's!
[Rangers start fighting -- fail]
[Communicators beep]
C: [to nobody in particular] Now he decides to call us.
J: [over hears] yeah.
Z: We need you to return to the Command Center.
R: Why?
Z: Because the others need to receive thier zords.
B: Huh? What's a Zord?
R: Don't worry.
C: Why? Is it more artillery?
T: Okay, well in your case -- worry.
C: Hey! Don't forget, I got a crossbow!
T: Yeah, but do you know how to operate it?
C: Yes, yes I do.
T: [laugs] After Jason showed you how to use it!
B: Okay children. Please calm down.
C&T:Yes, ma'am. [put their heads down, start laughing]
K: You two are messed up!
C: Why thank you very much!
T: Yes, we appreciate it.
J: [to Zordon] Yes, we'll be there.
[Rangers teleport to Command Center]
V: Oh Alpha! You are so sweet! [giggles]
Ap: [laughs]
C: We're not interrupting anything are we?
V: Uh, no! No you're not! [acts like she's straightening herself up]
Z: Rangers, you may go home.
R: Why?
Z: Divatox has surrendered. But I'm sending you with a caution. We want her to believe that we have no idea what's going on.
K: Uh, okay.
B: Let's go home then.
[Next day. Jason and Cedes at the park]
C: Let's sit back and enjoy nature at it's finest.
J: [laughs] You are awesome.
C: [looks at him intently] You have some gorgeous eyes.
J: [whispers] Your one to be talking.
[they both kiss]
[across the lake]
K: Oh my goodness! Would you guys look at them?
S: It's so romantic!
K: They are both messed up.
T: [wraps arms around Kim] I thought Cedes and I were messed up.
K: Well, you are, but those two are even more messed up!
T: Whatever you say.
[Jason and Cedes]
[break apart from kiss]
[ground starts shaking violently]
C: EARTHQUAKE!!!
[Earth splits open, out comes huge monster]
C: What the hell is that?
J: Uh, remember the ugly monster we tried fighting yesterday?
C: No, don't tell me that's him!
J: Sorry, it is.
C: Oh crap!
T: [yelling across lake] IT'S MORPHIN TIME!!!!
C: [yelling across lake] WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?
T: [yelling again] IT'S MORPHIN TIME!!!!
C: [yelling] OH!!!!!
Crane
Siberian Tiger
Tyranosaurus
Womabat
Bear
Ape
Frog
Wolf
Leopard
Peregrine Falcon
Panther
White Tiger
[Rangers morph]
T: POWER RANGER FIRE ZORDS!
[theme song starts playing in background, Zords Appear]
C: Oh my!
T: Activate Megazord now!
[megazord builds itself]
[end of theme song]
All:FireZord! Power up!
[low humming noise]
C: Hey! What does this button do?
By: Don't touch anything!
C: Oooookkkaaayyy, Billy.
M: Yes, sir!
[monster and FireZord battle it out]
C: Hey!
R: What?
C: Do you think our theme song will start playing if we say 'Power Ranger FireZords'again?
R: [sighs] Your weird.
C: I know!
R: [shakes head]
[FireZord and Monster continue to fight]
J: You guys! We're causing to much damage! We need to move the battle!
T: Alright.
Ah: Let's move!
K: Where to?
By: Another planet? Or just outer space?
B: Alright. Adam?
Am: Power Balsters Now!
C: Why does everything have 'power' in front of it?
S: Think Cedes, Power Rangers?
C: Oh!
[Rangers blast off into space]
C: Hey! Look it's Planet X!
K: Cedes . . .
C: And oh look! Jupiter!
K: Cedes! Shut up!
Am: Please!
C: Sorry! I'm a little excited because I'm getting this whole X-files vibe and . . .
K: Would somebody please duct tape her mouth shut?
Am: I'm on it!
J: No! Adam, she was just kidding, right? [looks at Kim]
K: Uh, right.
T: Are we gonna fight or what?
J: Yes, oh fearless leader!
C: How come Tommy' the leader? Why not somebody else?
B: Such as?
S: Let me guess. Jason. [everyone groans]
C: Exactly.
K: Columbus Day.
[Skyy, Beamer, Max, Cedes, and Kim start laughing]
J: What?
K: Sorry, inside joke.
J: OK, whatever.
Am: LOOK OUT!!!
[monster realeases lightning bolt type thing at megazord]
C: Ahhhh . . .we're gonna sink!
Ah: Uhh . . .we're not on a boat.
C: I know! I just always wanted to say that.
R: Man, she's weirder than I am!
T: Okay guys. On your toes. [Cedes stands up] Not literally! Sit down and hang on!
[Power Sword appears in Megazord's hand]
J: Take that ugly! [Monster and MegaZord keep fighting]
By: Uh - oh!
B: What is it Billy?
By: Guys, we're headed straight for an asteriod feild!
C: [screams]
T: This calls for evasive action!
B: Stick your head between your knees and kiss your bum good - bye!
C: I want my mommy!
[MegaZord burns around and flies towards monster. Megazord jumps on monster's head and flies off. Monster crashes into asteriod field.]
[The next day]
B: I'm dead tired. How do you guys do it?
J: You get used to it.
S: How long did that take?
By: By my calculations, about a month.
L: Joy. Rapture.
M: Hey you guys, have you seen Kim?
C: No.
[Tommy pulls up on black Harley]
T: Hey guys, what's up?
C: Awww . . . sweet!!!
M: Have you seen Kim lately?
T: Yeah, she's at the Gym and Juice Bar.
M: Oh, Ok. I was worried,
B: You worry a lot, don't you?
M: What can I say? I'm a worrier.
[everyone goes to Gym and Juice Bar , Kim is doing gymnastics]
R: Hey she's good.
K: [sees everyone and walks over to them] Hey guys!
B: How can you not be tired after last night's battle?
K: I don't know.
C: You know what guys?
K: What?
C: I'm really not that tired.
K: Yeah, right. And this is coming from somebody that needs 24 hours of sleep.
C: Actually no, I need less than six hours of sleep and I'm good.
L: Wow, that's one thing we don't have in common.
C: I can name a couple more.
J: We're not done yet.
S: Huh?
J: With the battle against evil.
T: Yeah, it's an ongoing battle.
[as if on que, communicators beep]
T: What's up Zordon?
Z: Rangers please teleport here immediately.
[teleport to Command Center]
Z: I wanted to commend you on a job well done yesterday. You will make a great team.
By: I believe we have a tradition to continue.
K: What's that?
[everyone starts to pile their hands on top of each other]
All:POWER RANGERS!
L: Did I jump higher than Cedes?
S: Uh, I wasn't watching.
B: Sorry to disappoint you lil sis, but no.
L: Oh. Damn.
C: You just totally ruined the tradition!
K: You know what Aisha, Adam, Tommy, Jason, Billy, and Rocky?
: Huh?
C: Your in for a long haul!
T: We can put up with you guys.
By: Can we do the tradition again, because we're really not supposed to talk.
C: Picky, picky.
[Rangers do tradition again]
All:[less enthusiastic than before] Power Rangers.
By: Well, that sucked.
Roll Credits
the end
Thank you: Thanks to Craig and everybody who reads this.
Return to the Past
by Siberian Tiger and Pink Princess
Key:
K: Kim Summers B: Beamer Dawson T: Tommy Oliver
J: Jason Lee By: Billy Cranston S: Skyy Masters
M: Max Summers C: Cedes Morrison AH: Aisha Campbell
AM: Adam Park AL: Angel Miss: Miss Appleby
R: Rocky DeSantos AP: Alpha 5 V: Viktoria 5
L: Liz Dawson
[Cedes and Kim are at park, enjoying the afternoon]
C: Wow! Your right Kim. This park is beautiful.
K: I knew you'd like it. See, there is more to do than just unpack.
C: Your right.
K: Stop!
C: What? [pulled behind tree by Kim]
K: Over there! [points to guys doing Martial Arts]
C: Damn! Who's the guy in the red!?!
K: Forget him! Who's the guy in the white?
[the boys stop sparring. Look at watches. Leave.]
K: Ahhhh!
C: They look like they probably go to the high school.
K: Let's hope.
[Later that day]
M: I'm sooo glad the two of you could move in with us.
K: What are cousins for?
C: This is a nice place you and uh . . . what's her name have?
M: Skyy?
C: That's it!
K: Oh boy!
[Two days later. First day of School]
S: Welcome to Angel Grove High School!
K: [sarcastically] Thanks for the intro.
S: Come on Kim! Have a little fun!
K: No thanks. I'm not a school person.
C: I can agree with that.
B: Hey Max! Who's the new girls?
M: This is my cousin Kim and her best friend Cedes.
B: Nice to meet you. [shakes hands]
K&C:You too.
M: Kim, Cedes - this is Adrian.
S: Yeah, cool man.
C: Skyy, so I here you're into Yoga.
S: Oh - oh hey Jase!
[Cedes turns around and sees Jason for fist time - Billy and Tommy are with him]
C: Oh wow! Hi! [blushing]
J: Hi! [smiles] What's your name?
C: Mercedes. But just call me Cedes, that's what everybody else calls me.
J: Wow. That's a pretty name.
C: Gee, thanks. I like it, it's cool.
By: [pushes up glasses (he's nervous)] Mercedes? Hi! My name is uh, Billy.
C: Hi Billy! How are you?
By: I'm okay.
C: Oh, what's wrong?
By: I forgot my class schedule at home.
C: Oh, don't worry. I'm sure the office could give you a copy.
By: Well, I guess you're right. [looks relieved, then smiles] Well, I better get to homeroom.
J: Cedes, you guys, what are your homerooms?
C: Uh . . .[checks schedule] We're in 311.
J: Tommy, Billy, and myself are, too!
C: Cool. [thinking] Damn! I feel lucky!
M: [walk over to where I'm standing because Kim, Skyy and Beamer wander off] Hey Cedes - we're gonna head on in.
C: OK - comin'! Jason, can I call you Jase?
J: Yeah sure. I don't mind.
C: OK. Billy - let's go!
J: Where'd Tommy get to?
M: He's back there talking to Kim.
C: And she looks interested.
B: Very interested.
[in class (homeroom)]
Mrs:Mercedes Morrison?
C: Here. You can just call me Cedes.
Mrs:Ok. Jason Lee?
J: Here.
Mrs:Kimberly Summers?
K: I'm present. But you can just call me Kim. [look back at Tommy - he looks upset about something] (whisper to Tommy) Hey - what's wrong?
T: Huh? Oh, nothin'.
Mrs:William Cranston?
By: Present. But, please just call me Billy.
Mrs:Of course William.
C: [sighs]
B: [to herself] Ahh, Billy.
[Angel walks in]
S: Oh my! [buries nose in book after she sees Angel]
Mrs:And you sir? What is your name?
Al: Angel.
S: Such a beautiful name.
J: Hey Angel! What's goin' on?
Al: Oh crap. Your in my homeroom?
J: [to Cedes] He's my cousin. Don't know much about him though.
C: [whispering] Really? How come?
J: [whispering - leaning across desk] He just never keeps in touch with the family.
C: Oh.
Mrs:Now, class. We'll have a 'getting to know each other' assignment due tomorrow. First and second periods have been reserved for this. You may get started.
[The Rangers and the soon - to - be - Rangers get together in a circle]
[Angel leaves]
Mrs:Excuse me, Angel? Um, where are you going?
Al: Home.
Mrs:I'm afr-- [door slams shut]
T: Whoa. He's ticked about something.
K: Okay. Let's get to know each other. Cedes?
C: What?
K: Care to go first?
C: Uh, okay. I . . . uh like music, dancing, football with the guys, softball. I love watching Martial Arts. And, uh . . . playing the fool!
[General laughter]
K: Yeah, and the rest of us control the fool!
[General laughter]
K: Favorite color?
C: Orange.
K: Birthday?
C: October 12, 1984.
K: And . . . uh --
C: Kim. I'm done.
K: [perky] Okay!
J: Cedes, I study the Martial Arts.
C: You do?
J: Yeah - Tommy, Billy and I do. We have a couple of friends that moved away that also study Martial Arts.
C: Wow! That's . . .awesome.
J: You know . . .if you want to learn, I can train you.
C: Uh, ok. Fine with me.
T&By:Yeah, we'll help out.
B: [clears throat]
T: Oh, you guys can join us.
By: How about it Kim?
T: Excuse me for a second. [gets up and walks to window]
J: Hold on. [goes over to Tommy]
[they're talking]
K: I hope he's okay.
By: Don't worry, he'll be fine.
[After school]
[Gym and Juice Bar]
J: So ladies, how was your first day?
M: Pretty good.
S: Heavenly.
B: Boring.
C: I had a good time.
J: What about you Kim?
K: What?
J: How was your first day?
K: Oh. OK, I guess.
Ah: What's buggin' ya girl?
K: Nothin'. [gets up to leave]
Ah: Kim wait! [goes after Kim]
[Kim storms out running into Tommy who is just coming in.]
T: Sorry.
[Kim ignores him and leaves with Aisha on her tail.]
T: [going over to table] What's up with her?
C: We have no idea.
[Kim and Aisha in locker area of Gym and Juice Bar]
Ah: Kim! Would you wait?
[Kim finally stops and turns to Aisha]
K: What do you want!?!
Ah: [looks shocked for a moment] I'm just worried about you.
K: I can take care of myself, thank you. [Aisha starts to protest, but a beeping sound stops her] What was that? [Kim looks around]
Ah: My watch. I'm late for a meeting. We'll talk later. [She hurries off]
K: Great. [heavy sigh]
[Back at the table]
[Jason, Billy, Tommy -- communicators beep]
C: Uh, what was that?
J: We're late for uh. . .a meeting?
T: Yeah, uh, a minute meeting.
M: A 'minute meeting?'
T: Yeah, a minute meeting - ya know - one of them, uh . . .
By: Short - things?
S: Okay. You know, if you guys wanna leave, it's okay.
J: Oh no! We'll be right back! [looks at Cedes] I promise.
C: Okay. [looks at Skyy] Wow!
S: I think he likes you.
B: Duh!
S: That's mean
B: I'm sorry. [pause] So do you all want to come over sometime?
M: Sure. Not like we're under parental supervision.
C: When?
B: I don't know. Whenever you all want to.
C: Okay. Probably, like, next week sometime? Because Kim and I need to unpack.
M: Speaking of Kim.
K: [sits down]
C: [softly] Hey, are you okay?
K: No. [on verge of tears]
C: [whispering] Kim? What's wrong?
K: It's Tommy.
C: [to others] Could you guys excuse us for a second?
K: No, it's okay. They can hear. They're gonna find out about it sometime soon.
C: Now, who's Tommy? Remind me who he is again?
K: He had on a lot of white today. Ponytail?
C: Oh! What's wrong with him?
K: I don't know! That's what I'm upset about.
C: Well, why?
K: Well, everytime I talk to him or somebody even mentions my name -- he gets this upset look on him and pisses me off!
C: Oh.
S: Kim is venting.
C: Hey, well I'll talk to him, Kay?
K: all right. Oh Cedes! I love ya! [crying, big hug]
C: Oh I love ya too!
M,S,&B: Weird.
K&C:Group hug!!
[Jason, Billy, Tommy, Aisha, and Adam appear]
J: Uh, what did we miss?
C: Hey Tommy! Can I talk to you for a sec?
T: [looks uneasy] Sure, Mercedes.
C: Uh, privately?
T: Yeah.
[Jason looks at Cedes, with a questioning look. Looks kind of upset]
[Cedes and Tommy walk over to different table]
C: So, are you all right?
T: Uh, why?
C: Because . . .well, I know I just met you today and I can sense a friendship building here an I don't like my friends being mentally unstable. Ya know, even though I am, but you know . . .
[They laugh]
T: [serious] Well, there was this girl . . .
C: And?
[Tommy breaks down and starts crying]
C: Oh Tommy - please don't cry! [Starts to rub shoulder. Places it arm around shoulders.]
[Back at the table]
Ah: The boy has just had a hard life, that's all.
Am: Yeah. Just give him time, he'll snap out of it.
K: [wiping tears away] If you say so. I gotta go.
[Back to Cedes and Tommy]
C: [sees Kim leaving] Maybe you should talk to her.
T: I don't know . . .
C: Dude! It's tearing' the girl up inside!
T: She's not the only one. [stands up and storms out door]
C: [to herself] I tried Kim. [returns to group]
Ah: So, what'd he say?
C: I couldn't get much out of him.
J: Look, I know Tommy best. He'll come to his senses.
C: I just hope that it is soon.
[Kim returns]
[Cedes gets up to go after Tommy; Jason touches her wrist]
J: Hey, where ya goin?
C: I need to talk to Tommy, I don't like seeing him like this.
J: But you just met him.
K: She knows, she just cares.
C: A lot.
J: Okay. [watches Cedes leave.] [to Kim] She seems really sweet.
K: Yeah, she's really easy to talk to.
J: She seems like it.
K: Wait till you get to know her. That'll get your hormones racing.
J: [laughs while talking] Oh!
[Cedes and Tommy are outside]
T: [whispering to himself; he's crying] Oh Kim. I miss you so much! Please come back to me.
C: [shouting] Tommy! [runs to him] Tommy! [sits down in front of him on ground -- he's on bench.]
T: What do you want?
C: [Looks blindsided by tone of voice] [stage whispers] I just wanna help.
T: [Looks up, sniffles] You do?
C: Yeah, tell me about it.
[Tells Cedes about Kim and how much he loved her, yadda, yadda, yadda. He realizes he needs to let her go and he does]
C: [Now sitting beside him] So that's it, huh?
T: Yeah.
C: Well, Kim seems like a really cool girl. But you gotta give 'my Kim' a chance and you'll see that she's a pretty cool chick herself.
T: You really think so?
C: Honey, I don't think, I know.
[both laugh]
T: I guess your right
[Both get up and walk back inside. Tommy's arm is around Cedes' shoulders]
[Gym and Juice Bar]
C: Hey Kim! Brought him back alive and kickin'!
T: [sits down beside Kim] Hey, I'm really sorry.
K: [shyly] Apology accepted.
J: [thinking about Cedes] Wow! She's amazing!
[The next day at school. It's the end of the day]
Mrs:Now, before the bell rings, I want to let you know about the New Year Talent Show. [Kim and Cedes glance at each other] It will take place in three weeks. Anyone is allowed to enter. Just make it appropriate for school. [Bell rings] You can get forms right here. [points to stack of papers on table]
C: [to Kim] You thinkin' what I'm thinkin?
K: Oh yeah! [grabs a couple of papers]
[Everyone at Gym and Juice Bar]
C: So, Kim? What should we sing?
K: I have no idea.
B: How about 'Alberquerque' by Weird Al?
K: Sorry, it has to be under five minutes.
C: Good idea though.
K: Do you sing Skyy?
S: A little.
K: Adrian?
B: I love singing!
K: I know Max does.
B: My sister Liz loves singing, too.
C: You have a sister?
B: Yup! She's a little shy though.
K: Why don't we do a group number?
[General praising]
B: How about my house after school, starting tomorrow?
K: OK.
C: Fine by me.
S: Groovy.
M: Why not?
J: [pulls up chair beside Cedes] Hey there!
C: Hi Jason!
J: Can I talk to you?
C: Me? [looks at Kim; her eyes are big] Sure.
J: Cool.
[Cedes and Jason at another table]
C: So, what's up?
J: Well, I was talking to Tommy last night. He told me everything.
C: Really?
J: Yes, really.
C: Look, I really hate seeing Kim so upset and stressed our that . . .
J: I thought it was awesome.
C: What?
J: Yeah. We've been trying to cheer him up ever since Kim left. You single-handedly did it in about a half hour. That's really cool. Your awesome Mercedes.
C: [Thinking about Kim and Tommy -- comes back to Earth] What?
J: [laughs] I said you were awesome.
C: Oh. [blushes] Thanks.
J: Don't mention it.
C: Really? You think I'm awesome?
J: Yeah, really. [blushes]
C: [thinking] Oh my goodness! He's blushing!
K: [yelling across room] Hey! Jason! Cedes! Hurry up!
C: Coming!
J: Yes Ma'am!
C: [to Jason] My she's demanding.
J: [laughs] Yup.
[At Table]
B: So, uh, what do you guys wanna do for the talent show?
T: I should be more like, 'talent' [makes little quotes with his fingers] show because nobody like, has any talent.
C: I do!
K: Yeah, me too!
By: Well, you two just moved to Angel Grove.
M: Kim, Cedes -- show 'em your stuff.
K: Uh, okay. [to Cedes] What should we sing?
C: How about 'Candle on the Water?'
K: [makes gagging sound]
J: Uh, what song is that?
C: It's from 'Pete's Dragon!'
J: Huh?
By: Honestly Jason, you need to get with your pop culture IQ.
S: Whoa! Billy! You spoke in slang!
M: I'm impressed!
Ah: You'd be surprised. Just wait till he warms up to ya!
[Beamer sighs]
B: I think we need a cool song. One we can boogie to.
C: You don't want my ideas.
K: Yeah, your dancing isn't right for school.
[General laughter]
[Jason looks amused]
Ah: So, what did you. . . [beeping sound cuts her off]
J: Uhhhhh . . . could you excuse us for awhile?
B: Um. . .OK.
[Rangers get up and leave]
C: What is up with that?
M: I don't know.
S: Yeah, weird man.
K: Well, this gives up the perfect chance to pick a song and surprise the guys!
M: Awesome idea Kim!
B: So, let's pick one and get over to my house!
M: We'll leave a note for everyone.
[Rangers return]
Am: Hey! Where'd everyone go?
J: They left us a note . . .[reading] 'Went to Adrian's. Talk to ya'll tomorrow!'
[Girls walking to Beaker's House]
C: Are we there --- Whoa!!!
[Non - Rangers arrive at Beamer's house]
K: You live here?
B: Yup! Come on in! [girls go in]
S: Oh sweet man!
M: Wow!
K: Holy cow!
C: This place is huge!
B: You like?
L: Hi Adrian! Who's your friends?
B: This is Kim, Cedes, Max, and Skyy. Everyone this is my sister Liz. [Everyone exchanges greetings]
C: Wow! This is house is beautiful!
L: Do you wanna see my iguanas?
K: Iguanas? Sorry, me no likely!
C: Way too much 'Emperor's New Groove' for you missy!
[Cedes sees pug running towards her]
C: Oh look at the puppy! [picks up pug]
B: You can keep him if you want and please take a Yorky because those things get on my nerves!
C: [follows Liz to claim her Yorky]
K: Oh geez! [to Beamer] Why the heck did you give her a dog?
B: That's dogs.
[Cedes takes wrong turn and ends up in garage]
C: [yelling] Beamer! Beamer!
K: Is she okay?
C: [runs in] [to Adrian] We're gonna start calling you Beamer.
B: Why?
C: You got like four BMW's in that garage girl!
B: Oh yeah. I thought we only had three. My parents must have bought another one. They never tell me stuff.
[Cedes goes back upstairs with Liz]
[Billy, Jason, Tommy, Adam, and Aisha show up]
J: Hey you guys. Uh, I thought Mercedes was with you.
K: She is, she's just with Liz.
J: Who?
K: Beamer's sister.
By: Who's Beamer?
B: Me. Cedes picked it. Don't ask, just call.
J: Beamer has a sister?
B: Yes, we're twins.
[Beamer hands Jason a picture of her and Liz]
J: Uh, ya'll don't look alike.
[Liz and Cedes enter room. Liz has an iguana]
L: I know, I'm the prettier one!
B: I'll beat you after everyone leaves.
L: Bella Mia! Hey! Wanna pet my iguanas?
K: Haven't we been through this?
L: But their so sweet and cuddly!
K: Ummmmmm . . .how about . . .NO!
C: [thinking] This should be good.
L: Pleeeease!
K: No way! Are you trying to make me sick?
C: Come on. I'll look at them.
L: Yay!
[up in Liz's room]
C: Holy cow!
L: Holy iguana is more like it.
C: OK . . .whatever.
M: Wow! That's a crapload of iguanas!
L: Exactly -- how much is a 'crap load?'
M: A crap load.
C: So, Liz . . . have you ever thought of selling them for some money to get a bigger cage? Because they are just about to burst from the aquarium.
L: [gets defensive] No, no, no! My iguanas! My iguanas! [starts stroking iguana]
C: Ooookay . . . I think I hear Beamer calling! Bye Liz!
M: Yeah, bye!
L: Farewell! [to iguana] They tried to take you away from me!
[Downstairs in lounge]
B: Okay, so what do you guys wanna do for the talent show?
C: Oh! I got this great idea!
K: Cedes . . . are you thinking what I'm thinking?
C: How about . . .
K&C:'Lady Marmalade! [look at each other and start laughing]
M: [to Beamer] Must be a 'best friend' thing.
B: Probably.
T: Hey, we never go to hear you sing at the 'Juice Bar.'
C: Oh! [to Kim] What do you want to sing?
K: 'Lady Marmalade.'
C: OK!
[Kim and Cedes start singing in perfect harmony]
[Jason and Tommy looked amazed]
T: Wow!
J: [stage whispers] You have a beautiful voice Cedes!
T: Same with you Kim. Hey hold on - you go something on you lip. [brushes it off] There you go.
K: Uh, thanks. [to Cedes] Uh, Mercedes, can I talk to you?
C: [thinking] Uh - oh! She called me Mercedes! [to Kim] Yeah, sure.
[in hallway - out of earshot]
K: Did you see that? [eyes get huge]
C: Uh, yeah. How can I not miss it?
K: I think he's coming around!
C: Oh, that's great!
K: That's more than great! That's awesome!
C: Looks like we got our song.
K: Better get back in before they miss us.
C: Kay!
[in lounge]
S: You know what I think the guys should do?
[Kim and Cedes return]
K&C:What?
S: Ricky Martin 'She Bangs.'
B: Oh! That would be great!
C: Yeah, we can get them up there in their black leather pants!
K: Oh my! [covers face]
C: Kim, breathe.
J: There is no way you are putting me up there in leather.
C: [looks 'upset'] Oh please?
J: Uh . . .I . . .I, guess.
C: [thinking] YES! [cheeses]
K: Cedes, chill. So, Tommy, will you?
T: Of course!
B: Billy?
By: Uh, I don't know.
B: Please?
By: How about I just be a spectator? You know? Show my love and support?
B: [pouts] OK.
C: Well, how about we practice tomorrow? Because we gotta get home.
M: Yeah -- your right.
K: See you guys!
T: Hey -- we'll walk you home.
K: Okay. That's a great idea.
[Ten minutes later]
T: Kim, your really special.
K: Thanks.
T: No, I really mean it. [stops, grabs her hand]
[Tommy brushes hair out of her eyes]
[Kim leans in for kiss]
T: I'm sorry for the crap I put you through today.
[they kiss]
[Jason and Cedes walking home]
J: Where's Kim and Tommy?
C: I'm sure their OK.
J: [thinking] If only you knew.
C: Earth to Jason!
J: Huh? Oh, I'm here.
C: Kinda spaced out for a second there?
J: Uhhh . . .yeah.
[Kim and Tommy walking through park]
K: This park is really beautiful.
T: [looking at Kim] It has some of the best scenery.
K: Your really sweet. You do -- ahhhhhhh! [grabs ahold of Tommy]
[Putties jump out]
T: [thinking] Just great.
K: What are those things?
T: Bad news.
[Jason and Cedes]
J: [communicator goes off] Oh man.
C: Minute meeting?
J: Uh, yeah. Look I'll see ya later. [Quickly kisses her on cheek]
C: Bye.
J: [Leaves and goes down an alley] What is it Zordon?
Z: Tommy and Kimberly need your help in the park.
J: On my way. [teleports off]
C: [sees flash of red] What the . . .?
[Kim and Tommy in park -- fighting putties]
T: Stay here. [does a spinning heel kick and destroys a putty] Hit them on their chests!
K: [punches putty]
T: That's it! Do it again!
J: Hang on guys! [kicks putty]
[everyone continues fighting -- soon putties are gone]
[Kim drops under a tree]
J: I'm gonna get back to Cedes.
T: all right. C-ya man! [to Kim] You OK?
K: Considering that was the freakiest thing I've done so far in my life . . .yes.
T: [Sits down beside her]
K: Looks like I'll be needing those Martial Arts lessons.
[both laugh]
[Tommy's communicator goes off]
T: Oh man.
K: It's OK.
T: I'll be right back. [kisses her; runs off] Tommy here. What's up Zordon?
Z: Bring Kimberly and Mercedes to the Command Center.
T: Okay -- I'll go get Kim.
Z: Have Jason bring Mercedes.
T: OK. See ya in five.
[Jason and Cedes on park bench]
J: [Beeping sound] Hey Mercedes -
C: What? Jason if your trying to get rid of me go ahead. I'm used to having my heart broken.
J: No - it's not that.
C: Then what is it?
J: Just trust me on this one, okay?
C: Okay.
[Jason runs off down an alley]
C: [to herself] I hope I can trust you.
[Cedes sits down on cirb to wait for Jason]
[bright flash of white]
C: Now it's white! What the heck is going on? Wither I'm going crazy, or I've gone crazy!
[Jason appears in front of her in a bright flash of red]
C: Aahhhhhhhh!!!!!
J: Mercedes -- grab my hand.
C: Ooooookkkkaaaayyyy.
[Cedes grabs his hand. Jason pushes button on communicator. They disappear]
Bill:Whoa Ed! Did you see that?
Ed: Yeah Bill, weird, huh?
[Cedes and Jason in Command Center]
C: Oh my gosh!!! Where am I?
Z: Mercedes.
C: [looks at Zordon - faints] Ahhhhhh!!!! Floating head!!!!
[flash of white]
K: Oh my gosh! Cedes! [runs over to her] Wake up! [slaps Cedes across face]
C: Ow! What'd you do that for?
K: Well, you're up aren't ya?
C: I'm not sure I wanna be.
Z: Kimberly and Mercedes. [both turn their attention to Zordon] You have witnessed something extremely secret.
K: I think totally freaky is more the words your looking for.
Z: Tommy and Jason. Please show them who you are.
[Jason and Tommy morph]
Z: I give you the white and red Power Rangers. [Tommy and Jason take off helmets.]
J: So, what do you think?
C: [slowly] Oh my gosh, they are in spandex.
K&C:[eyes get huge] WHOA!
[Kim and Cedes start singing "All for You" to themselves -- mouthing words to each other -- start laughing]
K: [stops laughing, looks at guys, turns to Zordon] Spandex???? WHY spandex????? I mean seriously, spandex went out years ago and -- [Cedes covers up Kim's mouth -- guys chuckle]
Z: Ladies, I have a favor to ask of you.
C: Don't worry. we won't tell anyone.
Z: No, I was going to ask you to join us.
K&C:What?
Z: I want you to become my new Pink and Orange Rangers.
K: Wow. [looks at Cedes] We'd be glad to.
Z: Very good. Here are your morphers. Alpha . . . Alpha where are you? Viktoria!!!
[Alpha and his girlfriend Viktoria come walking out]
Ap: Sorry, Zordon. [pushes button] Here they come. [morphers appear in front of girls]
C: [picks up morpher] WHOA! It's gold!
K: No, it's copper dear.
C: Oh. Damn.
J: [laughs]
T: Zordon, should we show them how to morph?
Z: Yes Tommy. I believe you should.
[Jason and Tommy show Cedes and Kim how to morph]
J: Okay, Cedes you behold the power of the Siberian Tiger.
T: And Tommy you are the Crane.
C: So, we just yell out our animal names?
J&T:Yes.
C: [really loud] SIBERIAN TIGER!!!! [morphs]
J: Okay, not so loud the next time.
T: Especially in enclosed areas, like the Command Center.
C: Where's the Command Center?
K: You're standing in it.
C: Oh! So that's what this place is called!
K: [sighs]
C: [checks out her armor] Oh wow. It's all spandex - y and stuff like that.
T: Okay Kim, your turn.
K: [yelling] CRANE! [morphs]
K: Wow! I feel so powerful! [grimace] Ewwwww! I'm in [whines] spandex!! Waaaa!
C: Don't worry about it.
[phone ringing at Beamer's]
B: Hello?
M: Hi, Beamer -- it's Max.
B: Hi. What's wrong?
M: Kim and Mercedes didn't get here yet.
B: Where do you think they are?
M: I don't know.
B: Could they have gotten lost?
M: No, Jason and Tommy walked them home.
B: Oh.
M: I'm really worried.
B: Maybe the Power Rangers will find them.
M: Let's hope.
B: [to Liz] No, put that thing back in it's cage.
M: Beamer?
B: Sorry. I'm here.
M: I'm really worried.
B: Don't worry. I'm sure they're okay.
M: You really think so?
[hears door opening]
M: Hold on - I think that's them. I'll see ya tomorrow then.
B: Okay, bye.
M: Bye.
[Max hangs up phone and walks to living room]
M: [to Kim] Where have you been?
C: Uhhhh . . .
K: The guys did some showing us around.
M: Oh.
K: Sorry we're so late.
M: Hey no problem.
C: Welps, it's late. Let's hit the hay!
K: Good idea. Night cuz!
M: Night ladies.
C: Night. [whispers to Kim] Nice save.
[Next day at school -- communicators beep (including Kim and Cedes)]
C: Man! I have got to get used to that!
[in hallway]
K: Yes, Zordon?
C: Yeah 'Z,' what's up?
K: [mouths] Z?
C: [shrugs shoulders]
Z: [hesitates] I need to see you in the Command Center immediately.
[teleport -- land in Command Center]
C: Whoa! Gotta get used to that, too!
K: Yeah, talk about whiplash!
R: Hi.
K&C:Ahhhhhhh!
K: Who are you?
R: Rocky DeSantos, I'm the Gold Ranger around here.
C: Oh. Mercedes Morrison, Orange Ranger.
K: Kimberly Summers, Pink Ranger.
R: Nice to meet ya both.
[rest of rangers teleport in]
J: Hey Rocko, what's up?
R: Not much man. You?
J: I'm cool.
Z: Rangers.
All:Yes, Zordon?
Z: We have a problem. Divatox is planning an attack on the park this afternoon. I want you to be prepared. Teleport there now and keep an eye out for anything suspicious.
T: We're on our way.
Z: May the power protect you.
C: Don't they say that in Star Wars?
K: No dear, that's 'may the force be with you.'
C: Alright Yoda.
Al: Good luck Rangers.
V: Go get Divatox!
[everyone teleports out]
[At Park]
C: Hey Kim.
K: What?
C: Wanna go swing?
K: Yeah, Let's go!
J&T:[grab their shirts]
J: Uh, no. I don't think so. We're on a mission.
C: Oh, sorry.
[Kim and Cedes start singing Hakuna Matata to themselves]
R: Wow. You two are different.
K: Why thank you!
R: No problem.
C: So, Rocky, how come we haven't seen you around school?
R: I don't know. I always see you guys.
C: Well, I know I haven't seen you before.
K: Trust me. She would have noticed.
C: [to Kim] I think he's perfect for Max.
K: [looks at Rocky] Why?
C: He's quiet and sweet. Just like Max.
K: Oh. Okay.
[Jason walks over]
J: [to Kim and Cedes] You guys do know how to punch and kick and stuff like that?
C: Oh sure!
K: [Jason walks away, Kim looks at Cedes] No you don't!
C: Not properly. But I can do some damage.
K: Yeah, Cedes.
C: Well, neither can you.
K: Uh, so?
C: Oh well, we'll try our best.
K: Yeah. We'll get the others to train us.
[Beamer shows up]
B: Hey guys, what are you doin' here?
J: Uh, nothing.
[putties arrive]
T: Get down! [performs roundhouse kick over Beamer's head]
K: [punches putty in chest]
[Rangers fight, putties disapper]
C: Whew! Glad that's over!
B: What the HELL was that?
[everyone stops and looks at her]
B: What? It's the truth!
By: You just cursed.
C: We've never heard you curse.
B: Well, there's a first time for everything.
D: Yes, and for the first time the Power Rangers will be defeated!
T: Divatox!
K: Now it's my turn to curse! What the HELL is she wearing?
Ah: It's bette than what she used to wear.
R: Why is it that the good looking ones are always the psychopaths who want to rule the world?
C: How do you guys know her? What's going on?
By: Look, we'll explain later. Just get out of here.
B: [sigh] Whatever you say.
[Beamer runs off]
T: Okay guys. IT'S MORPHIN TIME!!
Tyranosaurus
Frog
Bear
Wolf
Ape
Crane
Siberian Tiger
White Tiger
D: Bring it on losers. Release my BoltStorm!
[BoltStorm appears]
Bs: Grrrrrrrr....
C: Go get them my pet.
[BoltStorm attacks]
[BoltStorm comes chasing after Cedes]
C: Oh sh -- [Jason knocks her out of the way]
J: Cedes! Get down!
T: Kim! Watch out! [tackles and rolls out of the way]
R: Take that! [tries to punch BoltStorm but he is hit and flies into tree] Ahhhhh!!!!!!
C: ROCKY!
Ah: Come on Kim!
K: Right.
[Both girls fly at BoltStorm and try to hit it but are immediately knocked down.]
K&Ah:Ahhhhhhh!!!!!
T&C:Kim!
Ad: Aisha!
Ah: Man, this thing's tough!
[from off in the distance, someone screams]
K: That sounded like Beamer.
By: I'll go check.
R: Ok, let's waste this guy!
T: Right!
[All start fighting BoltStorm]
[Billy and Beamer at playground equipment.]
By: Beamer! [yelling] Beamer!
B: Help me!
By: [sees her surronded by putties] Hey, back off! [starts fighting] Beamer! Hit them in the chest!
B: On their chests? Won't that hurt?
By: NO! Now just fight!
[Beamer slowly walks up to putty and punches]
B: Sorry. [it vanishes]
By: Good keep it up!
[both keep fighting, putties disappear]
[Back at the fight scene]
[Rangers break out their weapons]
C: Whoa! I gotta . . .uh . . .
J: It's a crossbow!
C: Oh! [loads it] I knew that!
J: FIRE!
[everybody fires their weapon, except for Cedes]
C: How the HELL do you work this thing?
J: Push the button!
C: Oh! [pushes button -- flies through the air -- hits target -- BOOM it blows up -- all over Kim]
K: Mercedes Morrison!!! I'm gona kill you! [starts chasing Mercedes]
[communicators beep]
R: Yeah?
Z: Rangers, I need you to bring Adrian, Liz, Skyy and Max.
C: [out of breath] Whatever for?
Z: We are going to make them Power Rangers.
C: Four more?
Am: At least it ain't some 10 year old.
K&C:Huh?
R: We'll explain later.
K: Kay.
[Rangers teleport to Gym and Juice Bar.]
B: . . .and then these really ugly guys showed up with silver spandex on.
S: Really?
B: Yeah, they looked like deformed Spider Men.
[Beamer, Max and Skyy laugh]
M: Well, how'd you get out of it?
B: Well, some guy showed up in blue armor-y lookin' spandex and told me to hit thme in the chest . . .
S: and?
B: and then they disappeared!
S&M:[slow motion] WHOA!
M: Was the guy hot?
B: I don't know, but he looked pretty good in armored spandex.
[enter the Power Rangers]
T: Armored spandex?
B: Yeah, I was attacked by a bunch of deformed Spider Men!
C: Ooooookkkkaaayyyy, Beamer. Whatever you say.
By: [grins]
[Beamer retells her story and the Rangers act as though they weren't there.]
T: Hey you guys, we need to show you something. It's the static electricity thing that Billy has. But we need to hold hands for it. Kay?
All:Okay.
C: I'm gonna go to the bathroom you guys.
[Cedes walks away while the others hold hands and teleport to Command Center]
[Cedes teleports to Liz and Beamer's house to get Liz -- she's sleeping with one of her iguanas]
C: Ewwww . . . now that is gross.
[Cedes picks up iguana and lays it on the floor -- grabs Liz's hand -- teleport to Command Center]
[At Command Center]
M: Oh my goodness! [points up] Floating head! [starts to faint but Rocky catches her]
S: Oh. My. Good. Ness.
B: [looks around] Wow check out all the computer stuff!
[Beamer walks around dazed]
[Cedes arrives with Liz]
Z: Rangers, show them who you are.
[Rangers morph, take off helmets]
M: Kim, Cedes?
B: Billy?
S: Jason, Tommy?
B: Adam?
M: Aisha? [looks at Rocky] and the really hot guy I don't know?
R: [laughs] Rocky DeSantos.
M: Max Summers
R: Are you and Kim related?
M: Yeah, we're cousins.
S: [clears throat]
M: Oh! This is Skyy Masters, Adrian Dawson but everybody just calls her Beamer, and Beamer's sister, Liz Dawson, twins to be exact.
R: Hello. [staring at Max]
M: [turns attention to Kim] You're in spandex.
K: I know. Don't ask.
M: Why?
K: I said don't ask.
M: Sorry.
Z: Adrian, Skyy, Max and Liz.
: Yes?
Z: You four will be my new purple, lavender, silver, and green rangers.
L: Neat.
M: Cool.
B: Wow.
S: Groovy.
Z: Here are your morphers. Max, you are the silver ranger and you behold th epowers of the Peregrine Falcon.
M: Sweet.
C: [to Kim] Why couldn't Zordon put on a big show like this for us?
K: [shrugs shoulders]
Z: Adrian,
C: Beamer.
Z: Beamer, you are the purple ranger and you behold the powers of the Leopard.
B: Awesome.
Z: Elizabeth,
L: Please, just call me Liz.
Z: Liz, you are the lavendar ranger and you have the power of the panther.
L: Wait a sec, aren't panthers black? Shouldn't the dude in black spandex be the panther?
Z: No, Adam is the frog.
L: [snorts] Frog? Are you seroius?
Z: And Skyy, you are the green ranger and you behold the power of the wombat.
S: Radic -- wombat? What's a wombat?
Ap: No time to argue.
V: Yeah, Angel Grove needs your help.
[everyone teleports to park]
M: What is that?
C: Our date.
K: Don't say that.
C: Well, what did ya want me to say?
K: That's the monster were batteling.
C: Oh.
J: Enough chit - chat. Let's kick some monster butt!
B: [sarcastiacally] Let's!
[Rangers start fighting -- fail]
[Communicators beep]
C: [to nobody in particular] Now he decides to call us.
J: [over hears] yeah.
Z: We need you to return to the Command Center.
R: Why?
Z: Because the others need to receive thier zords.
B: Huh? What's a Zord?
R: Don't worry.
C: Why? Is it more artillery?
T: Okay, well in your case -- worry.
C: Hey! Don't forget, I got a crossbow!
T: Yeah, but do you know how to operate it?
C: Yes, yes I do.
T: [laugs] After Jason showed you how to use it!
B: Okay children. Please calm down.
C&T:Yes, ma'am. [put their heads down, start laughing]
K: You two are messed up!
C: Why thank you very much!
T: Yes, we appreciate it.
J: [to Zordon] Yes, we'll be there.
[Rangers teleport to Command Center]
V: Oh Alpha! You are so sweet! [giggles]
Ap: [laughs]
C: We're not interrupting anything are we?
V: Uh, no! No you're not! [acts like she's straightening herself up]
Z: Rangers, you may go home.
R: Why?
Z: Divatox has surrendered. But I'm sending you with a caution. We want her to believe that we have no idea what's going on.
K: Uh, okay.
B: Let's go home then.
[Next day. Jason and Cedes at the park]
C: Let's sit back and enjoy nature at it's finest.
J: [laughs] You are awesome.
C: [looks at him intently] You have some gorgeous eyes.
J: [whispers] Your one to be talking.
[they both kiss]
[across the lake]
K: Oh my goodness! Would you guys look at them?
S: It's so romantic!
K: They are both messed up.
T: [wraps arms around Kim] I thought Cedes and I were messed up.
K: Well, you are, but those two are even more messed up!
T: Whatever you say.
[Jason and Cedes]
[break apart from kiss]
[ground starts shaking violently]
C: EARTHQUAKE!!!
[Earth splits open, out comes huge monster]
C: What the hell is that?
J: Uh, remember the ugly monster we tried fighting yesterday?
C: No, don't tell me that's him!
J: Sorry, it is.
C: Oh crap!
T: [yelling across lake] IT'S MORPHIN TIME!!!!
C: [yelling across lake] WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?
T: [yelling again] IT'S MORPHIN TIME!!!!
C: [yelling] OH!!!!!
Crane
Siberian Tiger
Tyranosaurus
Womabat
Bear
Ape
Frog
Wolf
Leopard
Peregrine Falcon
Panther
White Tiger
[Rangers morph]
T: POWER RANGER FIRE ZORDS!
[theme song starts playing in background, Zords Appear]
C: Oh my!
T: Activate Megazord now!
[megazord builds itself]
[end of theme song]
All:FireZord! Power up!
[low humming noise]
C: Hey! What does this button do?
By: Don't touch anything!
C: Oooookkkaaayyy, Billy.
M: Yes, sir!
[monster and FireZord battle it out]
C: Hey!
R: What?
C: Do you think our theme song will start playing if we say 'Power Ranger FireZords'again?
R: [sighs] Your weird.
C: I know!
R: [shakes head]
[FireZord and Monster continue to fight]
J: You guys! We're causing to much damage! We need to move the battle!
T: Alright.
Ah: Let's move!
K: Where to?
By: Another planet? Or just outer space?
B: Alright. Adam?
Am: Power Balsters Now!
C: Why does everything have 'power' in front of it?
S: Think Cedes, Power Rangers?
C: Oh!
[Rangers blast off into space]
C: Hey! Look it's Planet X!
K: Cedes . . .
C: And oh look! Jupiter!
K: Cedes! Shut up!
Am: Please!
C: Sorry! I'm a little excited because I'm getting this whole X-files vibe and . . .
K: Would somebody please duct tape her mouth shut?
Am: I'm on it!
J: No! Adam, she was just kidding, right? [looks at Kim]
K: Uh, right.
T: Are we gonna fight or what?
J: Yes, oh fearless leader!
C: How come Tommy' the leader? Why not somebody else?
B: Such as?
S: Let me guess. Jason. [everyone groans]
C: Exactly.
K: Columbus Day.
[Skyy, Beamer, Max, Cedes, and Kim start laughing]
J: What?
K: Sorry, inside joke.
J: OK, whatever.
Am: LOOK OUT!!!
[monster realeases lightning bolt type thing at megazord]
C: Ahhhh . . .we're gonna sink!
Ah: Uhh . . .we're not on a boat.
C: I know! I just always wanted to say that.
R: Man, she's weirder than I am!
T: Okay guys. On your toes. [Cedes stands up] Not literally! Sit down and hang on!
[Power Sword appears in Megazord's hand]
J: Take that ugly! [Monster and MegaZord keep fighting]
By: Uh - oh!
B: What is it Billy?
By: Guys, we're headed straight for an asteriod feild!
C: [screams]
T: This calls for evasive action!
B: Stick your head between your knees and kiss your bum good - bye!
C: I want my mommy!
[MegaZord burns around and flies towards monster. Megazord jumps on monster's head and flies off. Monster crashes into asteriod field.]
[The next day]
B: I'm dead tired. How do you guys do it?
J: You get used to it.
S: How long did that take?
By: By my calculations, about a month.
L: Joy. Rapture.
M: Hey you guys, have you seen Kim?
C: No.
[Tommy pulls up on black Harley]
T: Hey guys, what's up?
C: Awww . . . sweet!!!
M: Have you seen Kim lately?
T: Yeah, she's at the Gym and Juice Bar.
M: Oh, Ok. I was worried,
B: You worry a lot, don't you?
M: What can I say? I'm a worrier.
[everyone goes to Gym and Juice Bar , Kim is doing gymnastics]
R: Hey she's good.
K: [sees everyone and walks over to them] Hey guys!
B: How can you not be tired after last night's battle?
K: I don't know.
C: You know what guys?
K: What?
C: I'm really not that tired.
K: Yeah, right. And this is coming from somebody that needs 24 hours of sleep.
C: Actually no, I need less than six hours of sleep and I'm good.
L: Wow, that's one thing we don't have in common.
C: I can name a couple more.
J: We're not done yet.
S: Huh?
J: With the battle against evil.
T: Yeah, it's an ongoing battle.
[as if on que, communicators beep]
T: What's up Zordon?
Z: Rangers please teleport here immediately.
[teleport to Command Center]
Z: I wanted to commend you on a job well done yesterday. You will make a great team.
By: I believe we have a tradition to continue.
K: What's that?
[everyone starts to pile their hands on top of each other]
All:POWER RANGERS!
L: Did I jump higher than Cedes?
S: Uh, I wasn't watching.
B: Sorry to disappoint you lil sis, but no.
L: Oh. Damn.
C: You just totally ruined the tradition!
K: You know what Aisha, Adam, Tommy, Jason, Billy, and Rocky?
: Huh?
C: Your in for a long haul!
T: We can put up with you guys.
By: Can we do the tradition again, because we're really not supposed to talk.
C: Picky, picky.
[Rangers do tradition again]
All:[less enthusiastic than before] Power Rangers.
By: Well, that sucked.
Roll Credits
the end