Ok. This is it…
Attention everyone! Attention! Ok, stop it you two! Hey, you! Please sit down! Thank you… Umm, right over there, please… Thanks.
OK. Let's get started. Welcome Fanfictioners to a brief meeting. I am THE BLUE PHOANIX LOARD! And today we are talking (If anyone is reading this) about what I have heard. HATERS!
Now, now. Settle down and don't go. My friend Alex the Owl… Yes, you Alex. Sit down, please.Merci. Ok, and ShyGuy86 that author TCTW was writing a false theory about something. SO?! I read the reviews, and they weren't pretty…
ShyGuy86 was one of them. I don't blame him, but he is kind of MAD at some point. I don't know why.
TCTW, if you are reading this, please, don't worry. No one is going to go in your house and scream: "YOUR STORIES ARE S**T, YOU F***ING AS*****!" NO ONE! They don't know where you live!
And people, I know that there is going to be someone that will write a hate comment here, but read this: THIS IS FANFICTION! IT'S NOT REAL! NON CANON! NOT OFFICIAL!
We think what we think. If it's weird, let it be weird! We decide what we choose to write. We have different ideas, opinions and we like different things. I write a story about birds being UN killable and INMORTAL! I like it. But some others… Not. They keep quiet, but when I got my first hate comment, I got sad. But mom told me: "HA! There's more where that came from!" She was right. This was just a small piece of sand in the internet. There is going to be so many worse than that!
So please, people. Stop the hate comments! I'm getting tired of the bullying! I GOT BULLIED! It's not pretty at all. I wanted to die. But mom was there to help me. I felt great when she hugged me. She told me that they were just jealous. I never believed that… I am not good at defending myself with words, but with punches IM DA MASTER! Well, not really…
JUST STOP HATING! START LOVING! Please…
OK. Session over. Thanks for coming everyone! Now I sha-
FENN! WHY IS THE ROOM ON FIRE!
Fenn: DON'T KNOW MAN! Oh wait… It was me… Sorry!
YOU SON OF A- Oh forget it. RUN!
Fenn: I am not affected by fire… Sucker… But anyway, Thanks for reading this! And I should follow him. BYE!