CRACKFIC

Warning: May contain spoilers for the real manga, and includes some homosexual scenes. Also, reading this may result in serious brain traumas.

It's a crack fic! Naruto universe meets the Bleach one and Naruto and Ichigo are God-like. While Naruto and Ichigo (Narugo for short) face many different challenges (naked Rangiku, Grimm and others ahead!) on their way to becoming true Gods, it is the constant struggle for gaining more and more strength between the two of them which is the most breathtaking part of the story.

Chapter 1 –

It was seven days ago when Naruto felt some spasms through his body. At first he thought it was the usual diarrhea but in fact, it was something a lot more serious. He spent 3 days in this condition and when he was finally absolutely sure it wasn't just a stomach problem he decided it was serious and he has to see a medic. His doubts were strengthened when he remembered what Itachi had done to him shortly before the events in this story. Naruto remembered he had read about a sexually transmitted disease in some Playboy magazine (by the way, it was Sakura's magazine. Even if she is not +18 who dare oppose her? Heh, nobody of course) and now he was really frightened about his health. And so, Naruto went to Karakura town to seek medical help from an expert. He walked and walked and eventually reached some weird looking buildings he had never seen before. It looked as if he was pretty close to the main town but his attention was caught by a guy obviously playing with some dolls, talking to himself. The guy was difficult to describe but to say he looked weird in his red clothes would be the least. At least, Naruto said to himself, "I won't look strange in these clothes here." At this very moment, however, the guy in red noticed Naruto's presence.

Guy in red: "Hmm, not a bad spirit at all, young one! You're different but not a bad one."

Naruto: "Of course I am different, you idiot. Don't associate me with you!"

Guy in red: "Judging by the current roster, we might need someone like you. By the way, my name is Don Kanonji, nice to meet you."

Naruto: "I don't care what your name is, tell me how to get to Isshin Kurosaki!"

Don Kanonji: "Don't you want to take part in my new Bad Spirit show before that?"

Naruto: "Ehh, s-s-s-spirits… l-like ghosts, eh?" Naruto faints

Don Kanonji: "Doh, I guess I'll have to take you to the clinic after all…"

Two hours later

Naruto was suddenly brought around from his unconsciousness. It took his eyes a few seconds to get used to the light in the room and … he screamed when he saw what was there in front of him!

-- End of Chapter 1 --