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Great Fox

Fox's bedroom

March 15th

8:52 am

Narrator's point of view

Fox woke up after a nice long rest. Yawning he got up and started to stretch. "YEEOOW!!". Fox screamed, he hit his head against the ceiling. Fox screamed "WHAT THE FK!". He noticed that he was 8 feet tall! Panicking he ran out of the room…… correction, he tried to run out of the room but instead he banged his head on the doorway and knocked himself out. Fox awoke several days later

Cornia

Hospital

Room 208

March 20th

5:19 pm

Fox's point of view

I opened my eyes seeing 2 blurry figures in front of me. "Is he going to be alright?" One voice spoke. "I'm not sure, he might have a problem." Another said. "WHAT? What is it? Please tell me!" I'm sorry miss but…" So this is a girl. I thought to myself. The male voice continued "he might have supercalifragillisticespealaadiocious syndrome". The feminine voice spoke again. "What is that? what does it do? I heard her crying in a very hoarse tone After a dramatic pause The doctor soon replied "Absolutely nothing!" Haha you just are on the game show called …………Most idiotic moments! You now win 9999999999999999 trillion dollars! The room turned into some sort of stage as my vision improved. The feminine voice soon yelled "YAY! Now I can buy …. Um…. Things!" I soon feel back asleep.

Cornia

Hospital

Room 208??

March 20th

5:20 pm

Krystal's point of view

I was so happy that I won this game or whatever that I totally forgot about fox's condition, in fact I forgot I even knew him. The fake lupine doctor approached me.

Cornia

Hospital (im not so sure anymore)

Stage

March 20th

5:20 pm

Narrator's point of view

The announcer talked to crystal "All you need to do is take this drug test to see if we are not giving money to some crack head Okay?" Krystal started to shiver out of fear. Then he took out a big ASSSSSSSS needle and stuck it in her arm he took out about 3 gallons of blood leaving Krystal limp. The announcer spoke "Please wait a few minutes until the results are in". "Blarginsnuffledfgnjbroplleep" Krystal gurgled from lack of blood then twitched a little. Okay we got the results now you may have your blood back. The lupine pumped the blood right back inside of her bringing Krystal back to her normal self again. The announcer's face looking shocked and disappointed said "Im sorry it looks like we have a problem. The results say that you sniff cocaine!" "Gasp!!" The audience said (Yes there was an audience the whole time!).

The great fox

Fox's room

March 15th

9:00 am

Narrators point of view

"AHHHHHHHHH!" I had that craaaaaazy dream again! Fox arched up his head before getting up. He walked out of his room turned right and walked down the corridor. The vulpine walked past Slippy's room but stopped when he heard whimpering. Fox knocked on his door. "Slippy? Everything alright buddy?" Fox waited awhile until Slippy replied…."Yeah im fine just go away please!" Fox was confused "Um okay I will!" He walked in the kitchen when he saw something………… something horrible!!

Ohh noo! What did fox see? What is Slippy doing? Why did I put Fox's dream as the first chapter? Where is Falco Peppy and Wolf? AND more importantly, does Krystal really do cocaine? Only kitetheblade and I knows! MUAHAHAHA!