Okay, so this is my first time writing for any books (I usually write anime stuff) so I'm excited. Also, nothing belongs to me!
"Percy, can I talk to you?"
"Uhhh… sure… what do you wanna talk about?"
"I got Clarisse pregnant."
"…"
"…"
"Aren't you guys a little too young?"
"I swear on the river Styx, I used pills!"
"Where did you buy them from?"
"Connor sold them to me. It was a good deal."
"Chris…."
"What?"
"You bought something from CONNOR and you expected it to work?"
"Yeah… why? Oh…. Crap."
"You know what this means, right?"
"No… not really…"
"Ares."
"OH MY GODS! You're right! Ares will tear me to pieces when he finds out…. No, he'll…. he'll nail me to a wall, rip my skin off my body, and rip off both of my arms slowly and painfully. Then he'll drop me in a pot of boiling water, and then he'll tear me to pieces!"
"Ares is the god of war, not slow and painful torture."
"Yes, and that helps."
"Dude, calm down!"
"You wouldn't be saying that if you were in my situation!"
"But I'm not. Also, expect the entire Ares cabin to make your life a living Hades."
"Why?"
"Two words, pal. Mood swings."
"Oh my gods, I am so dead."