O.K, I have to write this fic before someone gets my idea! We all know it has to be written!
Disclaimer: I own neither Kingdom Hearts nor the Princess and the Frog!
This takes place some time during Kingdom Hearts 2!
"All right guys, we have to get a move on if we want to find Riku, Kairi, and Mickey, so no more drive thrus!" Sora, the spiky-haired 15-year-old boy told his friends. They were in their gummi ship and this had been the fourth stop.
Goofy swallowed his meal. "Sora! It's a drive thru in space! How can that not make you happy?" Donald was too busy eating to comment.
Sora sighed. "Well….yeah, it is pretty cool, huh? But I still have no clue where they are and I'm worried!"
Goofy looked at Sora's meal. "So….you're not gonna eat that?"
Sora snatched his bag away. "I didn't say that…"
Donald finally looked up. "Don't worry, Sora! We'll find your girlfriend! You two are always together, no matter how far apart you are!"
Sora blushed. "She's not my girlfriend…"
Goofy raised an eyebrow. "But I thought you really liked Kairi?"
Sora scratched the back of his head. "I do! It's just….I don't think she feels the same."
Donald and Goofy exchanged a look. "Sora, are you nuts? She's all about you!" Donald protested.
Sora sighed and leaned on the wheel. "Guys, I've been thinking-"
"- Why would you do something so painful?" Goofy rubbed his own head.
Sora sent him a scowl. "Guys, Kairi and I are…well, different. She thinks straightly, while I jump head-first in the situation. She thinks creatively, while I just see what's in front of me."
Goofy rubbed his chin. "So, you don't think you and Kairi shouldn't be together because you're different?"
"That's not a good reason!" Donald shouted.
Sora rubbed his eyes. "I think she needs someone as open-eyed as her."
Donald looked sad. "Sora.."
BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP!
Goofy was so startled, he fell from his seat. "What's going on?" Sora asked.
Donald looked at the computer screen. "We're heading for a new world!"
Goofy smiled and got back into his seat. "Oh boy! Where to next?"
Donald looked at the screen closely. "It says, 'New Orleans'?" He turned to face his two friends. "Ever heard of it?"
The two boys shook their heads. "New Orleans? Where's the old one?" Goofy wanted to know.
Sora shrugged and waited as they slowly descended to the strangely named world.
It was raining and thundering, a classic horror scene. There was marsh hanging everywhere that could easily be mistaken as a hag's hair. Despite the creepiness, the creatures of the night fled as a golden beam of light shot from the sky.
"Woooaahh!!' Sora yelped as he fell into the marsh. Sputtering, he picked himself up and looked at the dreary surroundings. "New Orleans is a swamp? Then what did the old one look like?"
He pulled out his keyblade (like he always did when entering an unfamiliar world), and gasped at the sight of his hands. They were green!
Startled, he dropped the sword and examined the rest of his body. He had webbed feet, but still had his chain necklace. He reached the top of his head to find he still had some hair left. Gulping, he looked into the swamp's water and barely made out a frog staring back at him!
"AHHHHHHH!!" Sora shouted as he fell into the water again. "Donald! I know we usually change into strange creatures when we enter a new world, but c'mon! A frog?"
Donald finally made his way to the surface to reveal himself as a small alligator with a beak. "It was appropriate! We're in a bayou!"
"How come you got to be a cool gator?"
"Because there's no birds in the bayou!"
Sora rolled his eyes. "Where's Goofy?" he wanted to know.
"Hey fellas!" Goofy slowly swam up to them in the form of a brown turtle.
"How are we supposed to find anyone in this swamp? I mean, I can't see an inch- why are those logs moving?" Sora asked.
Brown, lumpy forms began to creep towards them. They heard snickering coming from the largest one.
"Sora…those aren't logs!" Donald groaned.
Suddenly, the largest one stood up to reveal a huge alligator-like heartless.
"Heartless!!!" All three shouted. Sora frowned and drew his keyblade back. He sprung towards the enemy with extraordinary height, and cut the heartless in the face.
"Sora! Those froggy legs sure help you jump higher!" Goofy shouted as he sprung his shield at another gator/heartless.
Donald raised his staff and muttered, "Their in the water, so they must be weak against THUNDER!!" Thunder bolts fell from the sky and struck the heartless.
The gator/heartless threw back his tail and struck the three friends against a tree trunk. Sora glared and pulled back his sword. "Sonic Blade!" he called as he threw it at the heartless, causing them to disperse.
"Way to go, Sora!!" Goofy congratulated.
"Man, this is hard. I feel so tiny!" Sora complained. He rubbed his head where he had hit the trunk. He paused as he heard scuffling inside it. "Huh, is someone in there?"
"Sora!!" Donald called as more gator/heartless appeared from the water.
"Aw, man!!" Sora whined as he drew his keyblade again. "Looks like another fight!"
"Sora, look!" Goofy cried out as a vine appeared from the trunk's hole. "Do ya think it's safe?"
The heartless got on their feet. "Safer than here!!" Sora shouted as he grabbed the vine and scaled the tree. Donald and Goofy hesitated.
"RRRAARRRRRHHH!!!" The gator/heartless roared.
"AHHHHHH!!!" Donald and Goofy cried as they followed Sora in pursuit.
Sora, Donald, and Goofy sighed in relief as the collapsed against the tree's wall. "Man, those heartless were huge!! And they came in packs!!" Sora sighed.
"Are you three all right?" A feminine voice asked.
Sora looked up to find a pretty, green frog looking at him concerned. "We're fine. Thanks for helping us."
The girl frog smiled. "I hope those gators didn't hurt you. They scary creatures, ain't they?"
Sora was about to respond when yet another frog walked over towards them. This one was darker in color and had light brown eyes. "Yes, those things could have killed you. It is a good thing Tiana and I were there to help you." Sora noticed this frog had a heavy accent.
He was, yet again, trying to say something, but the girl frog (apparently named 'Tiana') glared at him. "What are you talking about? I'm the one who actually did something to help! You just looked out the hole and said 'they're doomed'."
The boy frog shrugged. "We do not need to go into details."
Tiana threw her hands in the air. "Ugh! You're such a brat!"
"I'm a brat? Who cannot stop insulting me for two seconds?"
"I'll insult you as much as I want! I'm only here 'cause of you!"
Sora was confused. The 'Tiana' frog had seemed so sweet when she had saved him, but now she seemed so…cranky. "Um, I'm Sora. This is Donald and Goofy."
Tiana smiled and shook his hand. "I'm Tiana, and that lazy bump-on-a-log over there is Naveen."
Naveen walked up to them proudly. "Prince Naveen of Maldonia."
Sora's held back a laugh. "Prince? You're just a frog! How can you be prince of anything?"
Naveen looked depressed. "Well, I was not always a frog. I used to be an amazingly handsome human, until-"
"-until this goon went around messing with the Shadow Man!" Tiana interrupted.
Sora raised an eyebrow. "Shadow Man?"
Naveen shrugged. "He is this witch doctor who lives in Louisiana. Because I am not from this world, I had no knowledge that this man was wicked. So, for no reason at all, he changed me into a frog!"
So, Naveen's a prince from a world called 'Maldonia'? And the villain of this world changed him into a frog…Sora thought. "So…where does Tiana come in?"
Naveen rubbed his eyes. "Faldi Faldonza, you got her started…"
"You want to know where I come in? I was just minding my own business, trying to earn up enough munny to get my restaurant when this liar promised me he would give me the money if I kissed him!"
The three heroes were confused. "Kiss…him?" Donald asked.
Naveen waved his hand. "Do you not know De Frogi Pruto?"
They gave him a blank look.
The prince sighed. "'The Frog Prince'?"
Sora tapped his chin. "I…think I heard that story when I was a kid….wait, you made a plan based off a book?!"
Naveen was quiet. "Whether it was ridiculous or not, she agreed to kiss me on her own free will!"
Tiana balled her hands into tiny fists. "You lied! You have no money! You were cut off!"
Sora looked at Naveen. "You lied to an innocent woman to get what you want? Look, I'm sorry, prince or no prince, that's just wrong!"
"Thank you!" Tiana smiled.
Naveen rolled his eyes. "I just asked her to kiss me! Not jump off a building! And it was not a lie! I fully intended to give her the money once I marry the wealthy Charlotte LaBouff!"
"That still wasn't very fair of ya!" Goofy argued.
Donald shrugged. "What's the big deal? It was just a kiss!"
Tiana looked down at her body. "It didn't turn out to be just a kiss, Donald."
"What do you mean?" Sora asked. He watched as Tiana motioned to her green form. "Oh no."
"Oh yes! The kiss turned me into a frog! Now we have to find someone who can break this spell!"
Goofy frowned at Naveen. "Prince Naveen, you really ought to apologize to her! You got her changed into a frog!"
Naveen was about to protest, but Donald interrupted, "Hey, he didn't make her kiss him! How was he supposed to know what would happen?"
"I'm just sayin' he should be helping out of this was all his fault!"
"Yeah, but it was an accident! He's having a hard time too!"
While Sora listened to his friend's argument, he turned back to the two frogs. "Well, we're on a journey too, we're trying to find our friends."
"Really? Do you have any clue where they might be?" Tiana asked.
Sora sighed. "I'm not even sure they're here. I'm kinda traveling world to world trying to find them."
Naveen looked intrigued. "A little frog like you has traveled to other worlds? Ashidanza!"
"Did he just cuss us out?" Goofy whispered to Donald.
Sora scratched his head. "Well, this might surprise you, but I'm not a frog either. I'm a human too!"
"What?" Tiana gasped.
"Well that explains why he has hair!" Naveen pointed to the boy's head.
Tiana crossed her arms across her chest. "Have you been messing with the Shadow Man?"
Sora laughed. "No, we have some magic of our own!"
Tiana smiled. "Really? I don't suppose-"
"Sorry, it only works for us," Goofy sighed.
Naveen groaned. "Figures."
Sora looked at his keyblade. "If it's O.K with you guys, could we tag along with you? I think we're heading in the same direction."
Tiana pondered this. "Well, I will need some help, and since the royal pain won't lift a finger, you can really come in handy!"
"Great!" Donald cried.
"Yes, but first we rest!" Naveen yawned. "I am tired!"
"Hey-" Tiana began.
"Actually Tiana, I have to agree with Naveen there. It's late and we have to wake up early in the morning," Sora said.
Tiana groaned but laid down on the trunk. Sora smiled as he and the rest of the team laid down with her. He pondered about his two new friends. Tiana seems like a hard worker…if a little cranky, but I guess she has every right to be. And Naveen? Well, he seems a bit self-centered, but not a bad guy. I wonder what adventures we'll have with these two polar opposites….
Well? Did I portray them nicely? I'll update when I can. P.S Some lines from the movie will be given to Sora.
