THE DAY CAIT CAIT SITH WENT INSANE!!!!!!!!!
Part one: The Birth of the Retarted Villan
Disclaimer:I dont own FF7 characters, I dont own Squarsoft, I Definately
dont own The Planet (Sorry Seperoth). Aww for christ sake, its a friggin
FAN FICTION people! I DO NOT own SQUARESOFT material. there, you happy.I
dont own south park caracters either. I dont own anything that is mentioned
in this fanfiction.
It was a sunny day in Costa De Sol, Aries is dead (HAHAHAH, yo welcome seperoth.) Seperoth is alive (HAHAHA) and the group is lying on the beach, except for Vincent, who was hidding in his sand castle which he made durring the night so he could hide away while everyone enjoyed the sun (Vampires cant enjoy the sun, remember?).
Cloud: Where's Cait Sith?
Berret: Who cares, I hate that !$%$#%$#!%$#^@^%%#^&#&#^&#^@%^@^%#%(!#@&%#(%@!&$#(^%$#&(%)^&$#!(^%&$#!()^$#) ^$(#%&*$#!%&!*) cat.
Cid: You learn quickly, young master, soon you will become the greatest of all the Cursers, even better than Eric Cartman!
Berret: Thank you, master.
Tifa:(thank god Aries is dead. Man, I'll have to give seperoth a dollar or somethin so he can buy that new game he's been gawking at.) Hey, Seperoth, whats that new game you want again?
Seperoth: You mean Shinobi for the PS2?
Tifa: Yea!( Shinobi? whatever....)
Yuffie: Yo da man, Seperoth. All you have to do is kill that annoying Aries and you got Tifa on a chain, man.
Vincent: SINNNERS! I WILL SMITETH THEE!
Vincent then transforms his sand lair into a robot, but before he can "smiteth" Yuffie and Seperoth, a wave rolls in and dematerializes his robot. He is then washed out of the cockpit of his mech (hehe, cock) and is fully exposed to the sun. Steam rises from his skin. In 5 seconds he gets the worse tan, ever. He ends up lookin like friggin burnt toast.
Cloud: Tifa, whould you go get the rash lotion.
Vincent: Lucedria, you're alive?....... Awww crap.
Cloud: Were losin him, Tifa! hurry, lets tote him to the plastic surgeon, and then the vet.
And with that, Cloud and Tifa Lift up the cripy Vincent and tote him to a buisness building, which became famous due to Tifa's endorsing. ( It's not the vetranarian office! hahheheh). Now, the only people left on the beach were Cid, Barret, Seperoth, Red, and Yuffie.
Cid: [suddenly bursts out laughing] AHAHAHAH EHEHEHEHEAHAHAH HEHREHRH, DID YOU SEE HOW CRISPY HE WAS, HE WAS LIKE KF FRIGGIN C!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Barret: Friggin? What the #&%%?
Seperoth: I must admit, someone else in pain is pretty funny. ESPECIALY WHEN THERE BURNING TO ASHES BECAUSE OF A FIRE YOU STARTED!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Yuffie: O_0 what was that..... AHH COOL, SEPHY'S A PYRO!
Red: [Awoken my Seperoths awwfull laughter] QUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIET!
Silence
Red: Thank you! [ goes back to sleep]
Suddenly Cait Sith apears to ruin the party. I one hand he holds a rubber ducky, and in the other, a friggin glue stick.
Cait Sith: MALFUNCTION...... 37529495016434324874018473320434934848854854119874504837401!
Cid: What's that thing jamed in his head?
Everyone looks to see what Cid ment, and gasped when they saw that confusion materia was lodged in Cait Sith's noggin.
Yuffie: MUST GET MATERIA!!!!!!! EN' GUARD YOU COOKIE!
Barret: Awww @%$%#@$, Both of em went kukoo for coconuts!
(In case your wondering " HOW CAN MATERIA BEING LODGED IN CAIT SITHS HEAD EFFECT HIM, AINT HE A FRIGGIN ROBOT? well if thats the case, then how can he interact with materia in the game, thus, the confusion materia has an effect.)
Cait Sith: HAHAHAHAH I am ultra cat! I will burn you houses, and sue your lawyers! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! You, seperoth, you have something I want!
Seperoth: AHHHHH! Not again! I'm getting flashbacks! DONT DROP THE SOAP! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Cait Sith flies down to Seperoth (WOW) and steals his Black Materia.
Yuffie: AHHHHH! I have definatly got to get you now!
Cait Sith runs off, saying something about how cute his rubber ducky is, as Yuffie follows. Now we are left with a team of 4. Red goes back to sleep, so now its a team of 3 ( conveniant, eh.)
Cid: GOD
Barret: DAMN
Seperoth: IT!
Cid: What was up with him?
Seperoth: NONONONONONONO! Not Mr. Blacky-wacky!
Barret: #$$^$@#%, I cant finish that confeti model of a machinegun until I get back that glue stick.
Cid:.......... he ........ took ........ my ........ RUBBER DUCKY!!!!! NO NO NO NON ONOO O NO OOOOOOOOOOOO!
Barret: THAT $^%@%!$!%! IS DEAD!
Cid: THAT STUIPID $#%$#^$%!%$!%$%!$##%#$%$!#%!$# IS $%$#%!$#%!$##@$@#@$#@$#@!$#!@$@#$@#$@#$#$@#$#@$@!#$!@# SO $%$!#%$#%$#%#$%$!%$@%$#!!%$#%$#!%$#%!$#!$#%!$#% DEAD!
Seperoth: No, dont hurt my special friend!
Cid: @$#^@%@^$#$# calm down! Well return you're Black $#@$#%$#% Materia safe and sound.
Seperoth: NO! Not my materia, my special bath buddy.
Crickets
Seperoth: CAIT SITH? Hello? Who else whould be my bath buddy other than that cute kitty.
Well, with that horrifying revolation, Cid and Barret nearly puked.
Barret: o_O well, I always said that Seperoth was a Kook!
Cid: Thats the last time I let you barow my rubber duckie!
Seperoth: My poor, poor, misguided kitty. As soon as we fix him I have to give him a bath.
Cid: Lets leave him, before he says something even more retatred than the last.
And so, the group of 2 were about to leave when Red woke up.
Red: I need some beef jerkey.
Red joined the party
And so the group of 3, AGAIN! left for the only place where you whould expect Cait Sith to be, Golden Saucer. Each were searching for a diferent legendary Item. Barret was searching for the glue stick of stickyness, Cid was searching for the slightly sexualy abused rubber ducky, and Red was searching for...... sigh..... beef jerkey.
Hey, hey, hey. stay in tune for the next chapter, "Survival", whatever.....
It was a sunny day in Costa De Sol, Aries is dead (HAHAHAH, yo welcome seperoth.) Seperoth is alive (HAHAHA) and the group is lying on the beach, except for Vincent, who was hidding in his sand castle which he made durring the night so he could hide away while everyone enjoyed the sun (Vampires cant enjoy the sun, remember?).
Cloud: Where's Cait Sith?
Berret: Who cares, I hate that !$%$#%$#!%$#^@^%%#^&#&#^&#^@%^@^%#%(!#@&%#(%@!&$#(^%$#&(%)^&$#!(^%&$#!()^$#) ^$(#%&*$#!%&!*) cat.
Cid: You learn quickly, young master, soon you will become the greatest of all the Cursers, even better than Eric Cartman!
Berret: Thank you, master.
Tifa:(thank god Aries is dead. Man, I'll have to give seperoth a dollar or somethin so he can buy that new game he's been gawking at.) Hey, Seperoth, whats that new game you want again?
Seperoth: You mean Shinobi for the PS2?
Tifa: Yea!( Shinobi? whatever....)
Yuffie: Yo da man, Seperoth. All you have to do is kill that annoying Aries and you got Tifa on a chain, man.
Vincent: SINNNERS! I WILL SMITETH THEE!
Vincent then transforms his sand lair into a robot, but before he can "smiteth" Yuffie and Seperoth, a wave rolls in and dematerializes his robot. He is then washed out of the cockpit of his mech (hehe, cock) and is fully exposed to the sun. Steam rises from his skin. In 5 seconds he gets the worse tan, ever. He ends up lookin like friggin burnt toast.
Cloud: Tifa, whould you go get the rash lotion.
Vincent: Lucedria, you're alive?....... Awww crap.
Cloud: Were losin him, Tifa! hurry, lets tote him to the plastic surgeon, and then the vet.
And with that, Cloud and Tifa Lift up the cripy Vincent and tote him to a buisness building, which became famous due to Tifa's endorsing. ( It's not the vetranarian office! hahheheh). Now, the only people left on the beach were Cid, Barret, Seperoth, Red, and Yuffie.
Cid: [suddenly bursts out laughing] AHAHAHAH EHEHEHEHEAHAHAH HEHREHRH, DID YOU SEE HOW CRISPY HE WAS, HE WAS LIKE KF FRIGGIN C!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Barret: Friggin? What the #&%%?
Seperoth: I must admit, someone else in pain is pretty funny. ESPECIALY WHEN THERE BURNING TO ASHES BECAUSE OF A FIRE YOU STARTED!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Yuffie: O_0 what was that..... AHH COOL, SEPHY'S A PYRO!
Red: [Awoken my Seperoths awwfull laughter] QUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIET!
Silence
Red: Thank you! [ goes back to sleep]
Suddenly Cait Sith apears to ruin the party. I one hand he holds a rubber ducky, and in the other, a friggin glue stick.
Cait Sith: MALFUNCTION...... 37529495016434324874018473320434934848854854119874504837401!
Cid: What's that thing jamed in his head?
Everyone looks to see what Cid ment, and gasped when they saw that confusion materia was lodged in Cait Sith's noggin.
Yuffie: MUST GET MATERIA!!!!!!! EN' GUARD YOU COOKIE!
Barret: Awww @%$%#@$, Both of em went kukoo for coconuts!
(In case your wondering " HOW CAN MATERIA BEING LODGED IN CAIT SITHS HEAD EFFECT HIM, AINT HE A FRIGGIN ROBOT? well if thats the case, then how can he interact with materia in the game, thus, the confusion materia has an effect.)
Cait Sith: HAHAHAHAH I am ultra cat! I will burn you houses, and sue your lawyers! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! You, seperoth, you have something I want!
Seperoth: AHHHHH! Not again! I'm getting flashbacks! DONT DROP THE SOAP! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Cait Sith flies down to Seperoth (WOW) and steals his Black Materia.
Yuffie: AHHHHH! I have definatly got to get you now!
Cait Sith runs off, saying something about how cute his rubber ducky is, as Yuffie follows. Now we are left with a team of 4. Red goes back to sleep, so now its a team of 3 ( conveniant, eh.)
Cid: GOD
Barret: DAMN
Seperoth: IT!
Cid: What was up with him?
Seperoth: NONONONONONONO! Not Mr. Blacky-wacky!
Barret: #$$^$@#%, I cant finish that confeti model of a machinegun until I get back that glue stick.
Cid:.......... he ........ took ........ my ........ RUBBER DUCKY!!!!! NO NO NO NON ONOO O NO OOOOOOOOOOOO!
Barret: THAT $^%@%!$!%! IS DEAD!
Cid: THAT STUIPID $#%$#^$%!%$!%$%!$##%#$%$!#%!$# IS $%$#%!$#%!$##@$@#@$#@$#@!$#!@$@#$@#$@#$#$@#$#@$@!#$!@# SO $%$!#%$#%$#%#$%$!%$@%$#!!%$#%$#!%$#%!$#!$#%!$#% DEAD!
Seperoth: No, dont hurt my special friend!
Cid: @$#^@%@^$#$# calm down! Well return you're Black $#@$#%$#% Materia safe and sound.
Seperoth: NO! Not my materia, my special bath buddy.
Crickets
Seperoth: CAIT SITH? Hello? Who else whould be my bath buddy other than that cute kitty.
Well, with that horrifying revolation, Cid and Barret nearly puked.
Barret: o_O well, I always said that Seperoth was a Kook!
Cid: Thats the last time I let you barow my rubber duckie!
Seperoth: My poor, poor, misguided kitty. As soon as we fix him I have to give him a bath.
Cid: Lets leave him, before he says something even more retatred than the last.
And so, the group of 2 were about to leave when Red woke up.
Red: I need some beef jerkey.
Red joined the party
And so the group of 3, AGAIN! left for the only place where you whould expect Cait Sith to be, Golden Saucer. Each were searching for a diferent legendary Item. Barret was searching for the glue stick of stickyness, Cid was searching for the slightly sexualy abused rubber ducky, and Red was searching for...... sigh..... beef jerkey.
Hey, hey, hey. stay in tune for the next chapter, "Survival", whatever.....