Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters or songs. Kudo's to Joss
who is absolutely brilliant.
Rating: PG for language, it's really not all that strong though.
Morpheus: Neo, get out of bed; we're going into the matrix.
Neo: Why? Something wrong?
Morpheus: NO... I just feel like taking a trip into the matrix.
Neo: Was that sarcasm? I can't tell.
Morpheus: Just get ready.
Neo and company arrived in the matrix, and were instantly startled by what they saw. Everything is perfectly in place and it was absolutely silent. Suddenly, music comes out of nowhere and an alarm clock can be heard out in the distance. In unison all the women on the street pull back the curtains and open their windows. Then out of the houses four young girls start dancing to the music which still has unknown origin. Finally it stops and everything returns to normal.
Neo: What the hell was that?
Morpheus: Damned if I know.
Neo: The code's changed somehow. It's... different... almost sing-songey.
Morpheus (not in one of his better moods): Split up and find out what the hell is going on.
Trinity walked along the dark alley, wondering what possible good walking around was going to do. After all, the 'singsong syndrome' hadn't affected them yet. Still she found it rather disturbing that an entire town would just randomly burst into dancing when music appeared out of nowhere. Lost in her thoughts Trinity didn't notice the sound of shuffling feet behind her until at the last moment she whirled around and came face to face with several police officers.
Trinity: For once I haven't even done anything and they're still after me.
Police officer #1: Alright lady, put your hands on your head.
Trinity obliged, wondering why they even bothered trying to fight her. Suddenly she heard music again and felt a compelling urge to sing.
She jumped up and kicked the officer in the face Every single time the same arrangement I go out and fight the fight, still I always feel the strangest estrangement nothing here is worth it nothing here is right she whirled around and kicked the knees of the second police officer, causing him to fall to the ground both legs probably broken. I've been making shows of trading blows just hoping no one knows that I've been going through the motions, walking through the part, nothing seems to penetrate my heart! She sucker-punched the third guy in the stomach and got behind his back using his gun to shoot a fourth guy. I was always brave and kind of righteous now I find I'm wavering, come to arrest me you'll find this fight just doesn't mean a thing
Police man #5: she ain't got that swing Gets shot by Trinity
Trinity: Thanks for noticing
Remaining policemen: she does pretty well with agents from hell but lately we can tell that she's just going through the motions
Show-off policeman: Going through the motions
Remaining policemen: Making it somehow
Show-off policeman: she's not even half the girl she – ow as he also gets shot.
Trinity: Will I stay this way forever? Sleep walk through my life's endeavour?
Policeman #6: I don't want to hurt you
Trinity: whatever... I don't want to be!... Going through the motions, losing all my drive, I can't even see, if this is really me, and I just wanna be... Alive!
The music teeters off and Trinity snaps out of whatever she was in and starts shooting the remaining policemen and calling Morpheus with her phone.
Trinity: Morpheus? Want to tell me what the hell that was?
Morpheus: I really have no idea. Meet me in an abandoned run-down house where we can discuss things without being disturbed.
Trinity: Uh-huh. Why can't we ever meet in a nice house?
Morpheus: Not my style. Be there.
At the aforementioned abandoned run down house.
Neo: Well like I said before the coding is different but that's all I know. I didn't find anything else out of the ordinary.
Trinity: Good... good... umm, earlier did anybody ... you know? Did anybody burst into song?
Neo: What!?
Ghost: We thought it was just us!
Morpheus: It was bizarre; we were talking and then –
Trinity: Everything rhymed like you were in a musical.
Morpheus: Exactly
Neo: I found the whole thing very disturbing.
Morpheus: Well, we'll have to look into it.
-Pause-
Morpheus I've got a theory that it's an agent, a dancing agent... no something isn't right there
Ghost: I've got a theory some kid is dreaming and we're all stuck inside his wacky Broadway nightmare!
Neo: I've got a feeling we should work this out, It's getting eerie what's this cheery singing all about?
Chase: It could be programs, some evil programs... which is normal because everything is a program, coding good, love the code, program power, and I'll be over here
Faith: I've got a theory, its digital bunnies!
Everyone stares at her as the background music changes to a hard rock beat and a spotlight appears out of nowhere (shining on Faith).
Faith: Bunnies aren't as cute as everybody supposes, they've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses, and what's with all the carrots, what do they need such good eyesight for anyway? Bunnies, Bunnies it must be bunnies!
Others continue to stare
Faith (sitting down): Or maybe midgets
Ghost: I've got a theory we should work this out... because it really could get serious before its past
Trinity: (warning here comes the sap) I've got a theory, it doesn't matter... what can't we face if we're together? What's in this place that we can't weather? Dooms day? We've all been there, its do or die
Neo: Hey I've died twice
All: what can't we face if we're together? What's in this place that we can't weather? There's nothing we can't face?
Faith: Except for bunnies
Tbc...
Rating: PG for language, it's really not all that strong though.
Morpheus: Neo, get out of bed; we're going into the matrix.
Neo: Why? Something wrong?
Morpheus: NO... I just feel like taking a trip into the matrix.
Neo: Was that sarcasm? I can't tell.
Morpheus: Just get ready.
Neo and company arrived in the matrix, and were instantly startled by what they saw. Everything is perfectly in place and it was absolutely silent. Suddenly, music comes out of nowhere and an alarm clock can be heard out in the distance. In unison all the women on the street pull back the curtains and open their windows. Then out of the houses four young girls start dancing to the music which still has unknown origin. Finally it stops and everything returns to normal.
Neo: What the hell was that?
Morpheus: Damned if I know.
Neo: The code's changed somehow. It's... different... almost sing-songey.
Morpheus (not in one of his better moods): Split up and find out what the hell is going on.
Trinity walked along the dark alley, wondering what possible good walking around was going to do. After all, the 'singsong syndrome' hadn't affected them yet. Still she found it rather disturbing that an entire town would just randomly burst into dancing when music appeared out of nowhere. Lost in her thoughts Trinity didn't notice the sound of shuffling feet behind her until at the last moment she whirled around and came face to face with several police officers.
Trinity: For once I haven't even done anything and they're still after me.
Police officer #1: Alright lady, put your hands on your head.
Trinity obliged, wondering why they even bothered trying to fight her. Suddenly she heard music again and felt a compelling urge to sing.
She jumped up and kicked the officer in the face Every single time the same arrangement I go out and fight the fight, still I always feel the strangest estrangement nothing here is worth it nothing here is right she whirled around and kicked the knees of the second police officer, causing him to fall to the ground both legs probably broken. I've been making shows of trading blows just hoping no one knows that I've been going through the motions, walking through the part, nothing seems to penetrate my heart! She sucker-punched the third guy in the stomach and got behind his back using his gun to shoot a fourth guy. I was always brave and kind of righteous now I find I'm wavering, come to arrest me you'll find this fight just doesn't mean a thing
Police man #5: she ain't got that swing Gets shot by Trinity
Trinity: Thanks for noticing
Remaining policemen: she does pretty well with agents from hell but lately we can tell that she's just going through the motions
Show-off policeman: Going through the motions
Remaining policemen: Making it somehow
Show-off policeman: she's not even half the girl she – ow as he also gets shot.
Trinity: Will I stay this way forever? Sleep walk through my life's endeavour?
Policeman #6: I don't want to hurt you
Trinity: whatever... I don't want to be!... Going through the motions, losing all my drive, I can't even see, if this is really me, and I just wanna be... Alive!
The music teeters off and Trinity snaps out of whatever she was in and starts shooting the remaining policemen and calling Morpheus with her phone.
Trinity: Morpheus? Want to tell me what the hell that was?
Morpheus: I really have no idea. Meet me in an abandoned run-down house where we can discuss things without being disturbed.
Trinity: Uh-huh. Why can't we ever meet in a nice house?
Morpheus: Not my style. Be there.
At the aforementioned abandoned run down house.
Neo: Well like I said before the coding is different but that's all I know. I didn't find anything else out of the ordinary.
Trinity: Good... good... umm, earlier did anybody ... you know? Did anybody burst into song?
Neo: What!?
Ghost: We thought it was just us!
Morpheus: It was bizarre; we were talking and then –
Trinity: Everything rhymed like you were in a musical.
Morpheus: Exactly
Neo: I found the whole thing very disturbing.
Morpheus: Well, we'll have to look into it.
-Pause-
Morpheus I've got a theory that it's an agent, a dancing agent... no something isn't right there
Ghost: I've got a theory some kid is dreaming and we're all stuck inside his wacky Broadway nightmare!
Neo: I've got a feeling we should work this out, It's getting eerie what's this cheery singing all about?
Chase: It could be programs, some evil programs... which is normal because everything is a program, coding good, love the code, program power, and I'll be over here
Faith: I've got a theory, its digital bunnies!
Everyone stares at her as the background music changes to a hard rock beat and a spotlight appears out of nowhere (shining on Faith).
Faith: Bunnies aren't as cute as everybody supposes, they've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses, and what's with all the carrots, what do they need such good eyesight for anyway? Bunnies, Bunnies it must be bunnies!
Others continue to stare
Faith (sitting down): Or maybe midgets
Ghost: I've got a theory we should work this out... because it really could get serious before its past
Trinity: (warning here comes the sap) I've got a theory, it doesn't matter... what can't we face if we're together? What's in this place that we can't weather? Dooms day? We've all been there, its do or die
Neo: Hey I've died twice
All: what can't we face if we're together? What's in this place that we can't weather? There's nothing we can't face?
Faith: Except for bunnies
Tbc...