How To Annoy Big Time Rush
Hey readers! I'm going to turn this into a drabble series, but it will be the same concept, only with stories, not really lists. Thanks to DarkSacredJewelXox for pointing this out and giving me advice. So, I'll be redoing the chapters already done and then adding new characters in the same format, so I'd appreciate your cooperation through this until I get caught up. Thanks.
Kendall Knight
#1- Tell him Wayne Wayne succeeded in get him kicked out of the band at laugh at his expression.
Kendall Knight was whistling happily as he exited the elevator on the second floor and made his way down the hall to apartment 2J. He was ecstatic. He and the guys had been able to get Wayne Wayne kicked out of the band. And Gustavo thought they didn't come up with good plans. Psh! Yeah, right. It was fool proof. Well and least almost fool proof. He had dressed like the bad boy. It had been a bad boy. There was smashing up Gustavo's platinum records, insulting raps, and the complete destruction of Gustavo's office. If he did say so himself, they were all pretty convincing. They were good actors, that's what they were. Which, was the reason they didn't let Kelly in on the plan. According to Gustavo, she was part of the team, but still a horrible faker-liar-actress. Griffin had told Wally Dooley, haha what a faker, that there was only room for four members in Big Time Rush. Wayne Wayne's expression and complaints were priceless as Griffin's security escorted him out of Rocque Records and the boys and Kelly had waved good-bye with smile son their faces. As they talked the bad boy thing over with Griffin, they could still hear Wayne Wayne's cries of "I'm the bad boy!" That would teach Wayne Wayne to mess with the four best friends from Minnesota. Kendall smiled at everyone he passed in the second floor hallway and neared apartment 2J. Camille stopped him to ask how everything went and congratulated him, as did Jo and Stephanie. He finally reached the apartment and opened the door before entering and shutting it behind him. He stopped dead when he saw the expression on everyone's faces. James, Logan, Carlos, Katie, and Mrs. Knight were standing before, all having solemn expressions on their faces.
"Guys, what happened?" Kendall asked, his smile vanishing and being replaced with a concerned frown.
"Kendall, we have some bad news for you, honey," Mrs. Knight told her son before turning her head, hiding the smirk on her face.
"Yeah," Katie added.
"Kendall, Gustavo called," Logan told his blonde-haired friend.
"He said something," Carlos added.
"He said Wayne Wayne got you kicked out of the band," James finished. A shocked expression crossed Kendall's face as he froze on the spot. Suddenly, his friends, mom, and sister burst out laughing.
"Psych!" they shouted.
#2- Get Mrs. Knight's photo album and home movies from when he was little and show them during a concert or interview.
Kendall nervously rubbed the back of his neck as the stage director announced three minutes until show time. It was Big Time Rush's second concert and they were all nervous because they hadn't been kidnapped and were able to build up their nerves as the concert time drew nearer and nearer. James was pacing and checking his reflection while combing his hair every five seconds. Logan was calculating the odds of everything that could go wrong going wrong. Carlos was running into walls and break dancing, trying to spend as much time with his helmet as possible since he wouldn't be allowed to wear it onstage. He had had withdrawal last time after the concert and was trying to make up for it. Kendall was the only one actually standing still and being quiet, doing nothing. He was lost in thought and didn't' notice his friends pause their nervous antics for a few minutes and talk amongst each other quietly. As the stagehand said they were on in forty seconds, Kendall was jolted out of his thoughts and his friends quickly separated before he saw them and subtly gave Katie a thumbs-up to where she was waiting behind the curtain.
"And now…Big Time Rush!" a voice announced over the speakers. The four boys ran out onstage, smiling at the spontaneous screams and cheers from the fans in the audience.
They sang their first song of the night, City is Ours, and Kendall was confused when James started talking instead of starting the next song.
"Hey everybody! Thanks for coming out tonight!" he said.
"We have a special surprise tonight…involving our friend Kendall over here," Carlos continued as he slung his arm around Kendall's shoulders, grinning at him. Kendall had no idea what was going on and didn't have a good feeling about it.
"So please welcome Katie Knight and direct your attention to the jumbo screen for one of Kendall's home videos and live feed of his baby album!" Logan finished as Katie appeared onstage, holding the album. A video from when Kendall was little started playing on the screen and he groaned when the potty-training video started.
"Hey BTR fans!" Katie greeted the crowd. "How many of you want to see Kendall's baby pictures?" she asked, aware that the other boys were keeping Kendall away from her as his face turned red and tried to tackle her. There were more screams and she took that as a yes. She opened the album and a camera zoomed in on it, showing it on the screen. She flipped the pages, smirking at her brother as laughs came from the crowd. She also burst out laughing along with James, Logan, and Carlos when they noticed Gustavo shaking with both anger and laughter as he turned red. Kelly was trying to be nice and not laugh but it was starting to slip out.
"You guys are so going to get it later," Kendall growled through his fake smile as he glared at them.
#3- Tell him that Jo is dating James and watch as he hunts James down, then finds out the truth.
"What? James!" Kendall growled. Carlos and Logan had just told him that James was dating Jo behind his back. Oh, that guy was going to get his face broken.
"Uh, Logan. We should tell James he only has a little bit longer left with his pretty face," Carlos suggested as Kendall stomped out of the apartment.
"Already on it," Logan said as he flipped open his cell phone.
Kendall was storming through the hotel looking for James. He had checked the pool, the gym, and the Palm Woods café`. All that was left was the lobby and…yes. There he was. Him and his perfect hair reading a fashion magazine. Poor James had no idea what was coming.
"James!" Kendall shouted, stalking over to his friend.
"Hey Kendall," James greeted, still looking at the fashion magazine and not quite sure what was going on. Suddenly, James magazine was knocked out of his hand with the force of Kendall's fist/
"Kendall, what's wrong?" James asked, now pretending to be confused.
"You know what's wrong you cheater!" Kendall yelled.
"Cheater?" James asked again, a blank expression on his face. That hit Kendall's last nerve and he pushed James to the ground and jumped on top of him, raising his fist.
"Kendall, what are you talking about?" James asked as he defended himself against his friend.
You know perfectly well what I'm-"
"KENDALL!" a voice interrupted. Both tall boys froze, Kendall's fist in mid-punch and James arms halfway to his face. Jo stood there, her arms crossed and a frown on her face.
"What is going on? What are you doing?" she irritably asked her boyfriend.
"I…we…you see, he was…and you were…" Kendall stuttered as he slowly lowered his arm.
"Oh, so now you don't trust me or him?" Jo asked before turning on her heel and walking away with a huff.
"Jo, it's not what it sounds like!" Kendall shouted as he stood up and ran after her.
James quickly stood up and Carlos and Logan joined him in laughter.
#4- Leave him to face Gustavo's wrath alone.
"DOGS!" Gustavo Rocque shouted from his office In Rocque Records, just across the hall from the studio and recording booth. Those boys were in for it this time. One of them or more than one of them vandalized his office. His awards and trophies were strewn all over the floor, his desk was torn apart, the drawers in every corner and their contained objects were everywhere, even on the top shelf. His principal-like chair had been pushed into a wall, causing a hole to form. Something on the floor under a pile of books was sparking and other things were lightly smoking. Many of his possessions that had been in the office were now holding their own tossed about outside his door in the hallway. Whoever had done it had also spray-painted one wall and it now said 'Gustavo is a beast!' Oh those dogs were going down. They were going down, down, down! How ahd they even gotten in? "Kelly! GET THE DOGS!" he shouted again.
"Kendall, Carlos, Logan, and James winced when they heard Gustavo shout for them all the way from Rocque Records. They were sitting by the amazing Palm Woods pool.
"What did you guys do now?" Kendall said, immediately rounding on his friends as he stood up, mostly Carlos and James.
"We didn't do anything. Well, I didn't do anything," Logan told him.
"We didn't do anything!" James protested, defending himself and Carlos.
"How do we know you didn't do something?" Carlos questioned as he leaned closer to Kendall.
"I was with my mom and Katie until now. I have two witnesses for my airtight alibi," Kendall said smugly. At that moment, they heard another yell from Rocque Records.
"Talk about it on the way. Let's just go before he kills someone," Logan hissed before ushering his friends out of the pool, through the lobby, and out the front door.
They ran the rest of the way to Rocque Records.
"Guys, Gustavo is not happy. I feel bad for you this time," Kelly told them when she met them at the entrance to the recording building. This just made the best friends more nervous as they ran down the hall before reaching Gustavo's office. When James and Carlos saw it, they muttered,
"Oh, maybe we did do it." Suddenly, Gustavo came up behind them.
"DOGS!" his yelling caused them to jump. They did an about face to face him.
"See you Kendall. Good luck," Logan, James, and Carlos whispered before bolting out of the studio, leaving Kendall all alone to face their producer and manager's wrath.
#5- Make him miss a Minnesota Wild game.
Kendall was excited. He had scored tickets to the Minnesota Wild game. They were playing here in L.A. He was meeting Katie there since she too wanted to come. She had his ticket and would meet him outside the gates. But at the moment, he was being occupied by his friends, James, Logan, and Carlos. He glanced nervously at his watch and had just looked at the time when water was thrown on his wrist. He groaned as his watch starting smoking and the minute hand froze.
"Carlos!" Kendall shouted angrily before his expression softened at the younger boy's scared face. "Just be careful, okay?" he finished as he took off the watch and tossed it in the trash. Carlos nodded.
That day, Kendall had been dragged to a math lecture, a chemistry lecture, and a literature lecture with Logan, forced to go shopping with James for hours, and then was somehow convinced to help Carlos' Unnamed Space Rock Themed superhero learn how to fly. That had not been a good idea. Now, he was dragged along with the three of them to downtown L.A.
"Guys, can we go back to the hotel now? I need to get ready to go to the game," Kendall asked, getting a little nervous because of the time. H never missed a Minnesota Wild game.
"Chill Kendall. You look fine with what you're wearing. And you have money. All you have to do is meet Kates there," Logan explained to his friend.
"Yeah, you actually wore a decent outfit today," James pointed out, earning a smack from Kendall. "Ow!"
"Ooohhh! A swirl-y slide store!" Carlos shouted as he grabbed his friends arms and started dragging them towards it. Why did L.A. have a swirl-y slide store? Carlos could spend hours, maybe even days in there!
About half an hour later, they had finally dragged Carlos out of the store and back out onto the street.
"Okay, now we need to get to the-" Kendall began.
"Oh, a hair product sale!" James yelled before pushing the other three towards it. Kendall groaned, forgetting about the time as he tried to take his mind off James; happy hair product voice.
An hour later, just as they had exited the hair care store, Logan saw a book store and before any of them could utter a word, they were inside watching Logan's eyes light up like a little kid's on Christmas morning.
By the time the boys had exited the book store, since Kendall, Carlos, and James had actually found a book or two that they were interested in, two hours had passed. Kendall happened to look up at the clock tower and gasped before turning to his friends, anger evident on his face.
"You guys are so dead! You made me miss the game!" With that, he took off running after his friends.
#6- Tell him he has a horrible singing voice and can't dance.
"Hey guys!" Kendall smiled a she entered the studio where Logan Mitchell, James Diamond, Carlos Garcia, Kelly Wainwright, and Gustavo Rocque were waiting patiently, or in Gustavo's case, impatiently.
"Dog, you are late!" Gustavo shouted.
"Sorry Gustavo. I had to help mom unload groceries and then Katie needed me," Kendall apologized.
"I don't-" Gustavo started to yell before Kelly roughly elbowed him and he shut his mouth. "Booth, now!" Gustavo ordered. The four boys dashed to the booth, hoping to escape any yelling Gustavo had been holding in.
"Famous, from the top!" Gustavo said before pressing a button on the soundboard. The music to Famous started playing as Kendall and the guys began singing.
Do you want to
Ride in a big limousine?
Tell me do you want to
Take a little bite of the fame machine?
If you wanna be discovered
end up on the cover of every star-studded supermarket magazine
You can do it
Stick right to it.
It could happen tonight.
You wanna be famous. (famous)
You wanna be the one who's living the life.
You wanna be famous. (famous)
You wanna be the one who's taking a free ride.
Do you want to
Cut to the front of the line?
Baby, do you need to
See your name in lights just like the Hollywood sign?
Come on, we gotta work harder.
Fight the fight together.
Take you to the top.
We've got the winning team.
It's your moment.
You can own it.
It's the American dream.
You wanna be famous. (famous)
You wanna be the one who's living the life.
You wanna be famous. (famous)
You wanna be the one who's taking a free ride.
All day.
All night.
The camera's on and it never lies.
You're under
The spotlight.
Twenty-four seven til the end of time.
Whoa, oh.
You wanna be famous.
Whoa, oh.
You wanna be famous.
[Chorus]
You wanna be famous. (famous)
You wanna be the one who's living the life.
You wanna be famous. (famous)
You wanna be the one who's taking a free ride.
You wanna be famous.
Your song is on the radio.
Hot rotation video.
Bright lights, fan mail.
Paparazzi on your tail.
Tour bus, private jet.
Thinking big ain't failed you yet.
Just one thing you can't forget.
Takes more than just wanting it.
Aim high, never rest.
Put your passion to the test.
Give your all, never less.
Famous means that you're the best.
Gustavo frowned as they finished the song, but said "Dance! Go!"
After another hour of dancing, the four hockey players from Minnesota were sprawled out on the ground.
"Kendall!" Gustavo said. "You are a horrible singer and dancer," he finished calmly as Kendall's jaw dropped open.
"Kidding!" Logan, James, Carlos, Kelly, and Gustavo yelled as they burst out laughing. Kendall just sat there, bright red from embarrassment and glaring at his friends.
#7- Tell him Gustavo is moving in with them and watch as he freaks out and tries to convince Stephanie to become the Palm Woods ghost again.
"Kendall," Mrs. Knight said as her son exited his room to find his friends, mother, and sister staring at him.
"Yeah, mom?" Kendall asked as he sat down between Katie and James on the comfy orange couch in apartment 2J.
"Gustavo is moving in with us," Mrs. Knight finished.
"WHAT?" Kendall shouted. "Why? How? When?" he yelled.
"Gustavo is moving in with us!" Katie repeated slowly for her big brother.
"Well, it seems his mansion is too boring for him," Logan explained the why part.
"He asked us and Mama Knight said yes," Carlos answered the how question Kendall had asked.
"He's coming tonight," James answered when just before Kendall ran out the door. He, Logan, Carlos, and Katie followed him while snickering as Mrs. Knight shook her head good- naturedly at them.
"Stephanie!" Kendall shouted as he ran into the Jennifers and skidded to a stop in front of the young horror director.
"Yeah, Kendall?" Stephanie asked she grinned at him.
"Will you become the Palm Woods ghost again?" Kendall asked.
"Why?" Stephanie replied.
"Because we need to get Gustavo out of the hotel," Kendall explained
"But I don't want to get in trouble. I'm lucky I didn't last time. Thanks again for that," Stephanie explained. Kendall flashed her a smile before desperation crossed her face. He dropped to his knees and clasped his hands together.
"Please, please, please! I'll do anything! Just get Gustavo out of our apartment!" Kendall begged and pleaded before he heard laughter and Stephanie started laughing too. "What's so funny?" he asked.
Carlos, James, Logan, and Katie appeared, Logan holding a video camera as they laughed at Kendall.
"What's going on guys?" Kendall asked again as he stood up, completely confused. Katie grabbed the camera from Logan.
"Gustavo is not staying and this is going on YouTube!" she cried before racing away, her brother hot on her heels while the others continued laughing at him.
#8- Show him an embarrassing video of himself that Katie posted on YouTube.
"Kendall, you got to see this thing Katie posted!" James called to his friend through his laughter.
"This is hilarious!" Logan called again.
"Swirl-y isn't in it," Carlos added, sounding a little sad before he started laughing again.
Kendall had no clue what his friends were laughing at as he followed their voices to the kitchen in apartment 2J.
"What do you guys want?" Kendall asked them suspiciously as he saw the computer in front of them.
"Kendall, I think you are going to kill your little sister, but look at this," Logan told his tall, blond-haired friend. Kendall didn't like where this was going. He quickly walked over to his three friends and slapped his forehead when he saw what it was before peeking through his fingers.
It was a tape from before they moved to Minnesota. It had been Halloween and they had all decided to go as superheroes. James had gone as Super Man. Logan had gone as Spider Man. Carlos had gone as Super Carlos. Kendall had gone as Batman. He hadn't even known Katie had videoed the dare she had made with him.
He was trying to fly as Batman and talking in all that superhero and pretending he was driving the Bat Mobile and stuff.
"Katie is going to get it! Guys turn that off!" Kendall shouted before he made a rampage toward his little sister's room. "KATIE!"
#9- Show him the slash stories that people post on .
Kendall Knight was bored. Everyone else had gone to bed even though it was only nine 'o' clock. James claimed he needed his 'beauty sleep'. Logan needed to study in bed for a test. Carlos, well, who knows with Carlos. Katie was too tired from playing poker all day. Mrs. Knight had been out job hunting all day. So now it was just him awake in apartment 2J. He decided to search himself on the Internet. He sat down on the couch after setting the bowl of chips was laying on it on the coffee table and grabbing the remote control. He was about to type his name into the search bar when he remembered this website Camille had told him to look at, that he and the others might be on it if he searched the band name on it. He typed it in, wondering what it was.
"," he read as the page loaded on the screen in front of him. He again searched Big Time Rush on the website. When he scrolled down to it, he saw the number 1,362 in parentheses. What was that supposed to mean? He clicked on the link. They all seemed to be stories written about him and his friends. As he read the first summary, he smiled. It was about him and Jo getting married. He'd have to read it later. When he read the second one, he did a double-take. It was about him and James getting married? Whoa whoa whoa! Were these people nuts? They both had girlfriends. James and Rachel and himself and Jo. As he scrolled through the first page, he only found one other about Logan and Camille. The others were about all of them getting married to each other! Oh, now his day just got annoying. He had to go to bed!
#10- Push him into the Palm Woods pool.
Kendall was relaxing in a lounge chair by the incredible Palm Woods pool. It was a beautiful, warm, sunny day. Camille was a few chairs over, rehearsing her lines. Stephanie was recording the pool scene from her chair. James and Logan were trying to keep Carlos out of trouble in the lobby. Jo was curled up under his arm.
It was the perfect day and the perfect setting. He heard Guitar Dude strumming a mellow melody that just added to the relaxing scene. He didn't feel like going In the pool and felt at home here. He smiled as Jo shifted under his arm and looked over at her before closing his eyes.
He failed to hear the footsteps rapidly and quietly approaching his chair. In fact, he failed to notice anything out of the ordinary he was lifted off the chair. That was when he opened his eyes to see Carlos, Logan, and James carrying him to the pool. A moment later, they threw him in and a huge, gigantic, enormous splash could be seen, felt, and heard throughout the pool.
"CARLOS! JAMES! LOGAN!" he shouted as he surfaced. Then he spotted Katie recording it and added, "KATIE!" He splashed toward the ladder and climbed out before chasing after the four of them, annoyance clear on his face.
Old A/N: Hi guys! This is just something I came up with and decided to try out. #9 is no offense to those of you who write and read slash. Please review and let me know if I should continue.
New A/N: Alright, I know the lengths are completely different, so forgive the kind of short ones. Please review if you haven't already and I promise as soon as I get caught up, I will start adding a bunch of new characters. I have a whole list of people to add. Thanks. Review!