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Sylence: Short, sweet, to the point. Rated PG-13. Ran x Yohji bit of insanity that I felt needed to be written.
Ran and Yohji were in the kitchen talking when Omi and Ken got home from the movies. Omi decided not to disturb the older men so he and Ken went to his room to 'talk.' Ran and Yohji didn't object.
After an hour or so, Omi and Ken decided to go to the den to watch TV. As they were getting comfortable on the couch, they heard a something fall in the kitchen. As concerned friends, they rushed into the kitchen to find Yohji on the floor.
"Yohji-kun, what are you doing on the floor?" Omi asked, his voice clearly showing concern.
"Naaaahthing. I wwas jussst playing one tequila, two tequila with Ran." Yohji replied, clearly drunk.
"Hh." Ran agreed.
Ken laughed. "So Yohji was playing one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor, with our stoic leader."
Slightly embarrassed, Ran stood up and started walking up the stairs. "Yohji, are you going to stay on the floor or are you going to get your behind up to your room so I might take advantage of you?"
Omi and Ken had never seen Yohji get up off the floor and up the stairs so fast in their lives.
"Omi, you still have the earplugs? I think we'll need it tonight if we want to get any sleep at all."
Ran and Yohji didn't hear the comment since Yohji already dragged the redhead inside his room and locked the door.
A/N: I know y'all are bright people…fill in the rest as you see fit.