-1One morning Naruto woke up to the sound of his loud alarm clock blaring in his face, he looked out the window, it was cloudy out…he looked down and noticed that a lot of people were gathered together at big field and his first impression was somebody was dying. He ran down downstairs as fast as he could.
Naruto: "Hey what happened here?", he asked sounding worried.
Kiba: Some man got hit by a car.
Naruto: Why didn't you call me??, he asked angrily.
Kiba: Because you were sleeping…, he said quietly, trying not to attract attention.
Naruto: BUT I COULD OF HELPED!!!, he shouted at the top of his lungs .
Everyone turned to look at him
Sakura: Calm down Naruto…, she said sounding annoyed
Naruto: NO!, leave me the fuck alone!, he yelled, turning his face red.
Sakura: Fine you son of a bitch…., she said loudly
Naruto: What did you call me you ugly hoe?
Sakura: LEAVE ME ALONE DICK FACE…
Naruto, getting ADD turned to Hinata
Naruto: Where is Itachi?
Hinata: He's in Konoha…, she said, sounding happy
Naruto….but this IS Konoha…
Hinata: Oh..whoops, I mean the Rock village…
Naruto: What is he doing there?
Hinata: He is searching for Sasuke.
Naruto: WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS PROBLEM?, he said laughing.
Hinata: What?
Naruto: SASUKE IS IN GENOVIA.
Hinata:…no he's not…
Naruto: Yes
Hinata: No
Naruto: Yes
Hinata: No
Naruto: Yes
Hinata: No
Naruto: Yes
Hinata: No
Naruto: Yes
Naruto: OMG shut the fuck up you ninja….