Envious
A crazy fic written by an insane person.
T.K.: Hi people!
Ed: HEY! You don't waste time, didn't we just say goodbye?
T.K: (Evil laugh) I have had way to many stories stuck up in my brain too long
( plus I'm home sick from school what else can I do?)
Ed: O.O YOUR SICK? (runs)
T.K.: XD. Anyway I have to warn you this fic is crazy, only I could think of it. It's based off of the first anime. It's in an alternate dimension where there is no alchemy. XD There aren't any homunculi so they are all normal people. There was also no civil war. How is this still FMA you ask? Read and find out!
Chapter 1
William Hohenheim groaned as he awoke form another terrible dream. He always had these terrible dreams of monsters, and alchemists, and his stupid father. He hated his father. William's mother Dante and his father Van had never really loved each other. Then had conceived him completely on accident when they were just teens, then they got married because they felt it was their duty. When it didn't work out, Dante had run off and nobody heard from her again. So Van was left to raise William. William was ten. Then his father remarried a woman called Trisha. They had two snot-nosed brats now.
William shrugged off the uncomfortable felling of thinking about that, and got up. He made his way down stairs where Trisha was making breakfast. William's half siblings, Edward and Alphonse, were playing on the floor.
"Hey shrimp should you still be playing with dolls, your like 7 now aren't you?" Envy muttered to the oldest, Edward.
Edward stuck out his tongue at his older brother "They aren't dolls they are action figures, idiot. AND DON"T CALL ME SHRIMP!"
"I think they are dolls pipsqueak," William smirked
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE HIM WITH A MICROSCOPE WILLY?" Ed screamed back.
"WHO THE HELL YOU CALLING WILLY? William screamed back. He hated being called anything but William.
"Boys please stop fighting, your upsetting Al," Trisha murmured.
"It's his fault," Both boys screamed.
Ed pointed a finger at William, which William grabbed. All at once images came pouring into Williams head. A monster hurting an older Ed, an monster killing an older Ed, a horrifying dragon killing his father. Somehow William knew in his heart that the monster and the dragon were him.
William let go of Ed's finger in a daze.
"Trisha, I'm gong out." He muttered.
"Please come back before dinner Will." Trisha asked.
"Whatever," William responded not even noticing that the woman had shortened his name.
Last Brig Bar
William slouched up to the bar and muttered something about a beer to the bartender.
He hear a laugh beside him. Someone muttered "Don't John, he is obviously underage."
William turned to see who dared to deny him his (not so rightful) beer. He saw a man with black hair, and glasses.
"What the hell do you know," William demanded.
"Come on you can't be over seventeen," the man responded.
Will was shocked, no one ever guessed his age right, he looked way older than he was.
The man laughed again and held out his hand.
"Names Maes Hughes," The man said kindly "and you are?"
William refused the hand and looked down.
"William Hohenheim," He responded
"Ah, your Van Hohenheim's oldest," Hughes responded.
"No, I'm not you have the wrong person," William said irritability.
Maes laughed again "sure I do, you have two little brothers right? How are they doing?"
William growled, "they are spoiled, and selfish, and they take up all of Van's time so who cares?"
"Sounds like your envious."
"What?" William asked, he was sure he had hear this idiot wrong.
"It sounds like you are envious of you two brothers," Maes said seriously.
"I AM NOT!" William shouted.
"I think I'll call you Envy, William doesn't seem to fit you," Maes mused.
"ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?" William shouted.
"Well Envy I have to be off it was nice to meet you," Maes said. He turned to leave "By the way you shouldn't yell like that here.
William didn't even know what to think of the strange man. he knew one thing though.
That man made him really angry.
Author's notes:
T.K.: Yeah, It isn't too crazy yet….
Ed: Shakes head.
Al: (Runs in and tackles T.K.) I'm back.
T.K.: Yep! O.O I forgot to say that I DON'T OWN FMA!
Al: Have you ever owned FMA?
T.K.: No never….
Ed: T.K Really wants you to review!
T.K/ED/Al: See you next chapter!