Jman's "Normal Day"
Jman woke up one morning expecting to have a normal day, but problem was, it WASNT!
Jman walked past a sign showing a cow fucking a cow and another sign saying "FREE FUCKS! COME TO THE CHEEZY GENIE MUSEUM!" Jman found this unusual, the Cheezy Genie only gave free fucks on Saturday, but today was Sunday. Later, Jman walked into a coffee shop and ordered a coffee but then the coffee exploded! Then out of nowhere a sentry came, followed my PAINIS CUPCAKE. Then Donkey Kong came in and started to sing his song, smecksy_dong_ and everyone hated it, except Jman and Okamiguy.
Okamiguy walked up to Jman and said, " Want to fuck me?", Jman replied," Sure thing, by the way, im pregnant with a guy named nnickerson's baby."
Jman and Okamiguy walked into the back room and hid behind all the coffee bean packs.
Jman: OOOOOOOOOHH YEEAAAAAHHHH!
Okamiguy: I like your dick in my mouth, I am so fucking horny!
Jman: My pleasure!
A few minutes later passed and they walked out, Okamiguy said" Lets not tell anyone about that", Jman agreed.
Then Bogs Binny came in, followed by Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck and Tina. Bogs and Bugs got into another argument but Daffy said to Jman," Want to meet my girlfriend Tina?" Jman said"Sure!" and Daffy introduced Tina to Jman. After that Jman left the coffee shop and walked to the store to get some food. But on his way he ran into the CHEEZY GENIE and they got into a argument about him shutting down Cheezy Genie land.
Later, Jman walked home to find his house has been turned into CHEESE! He also found Speedy Gonzalez in it eating the Cheese, followed by Garfield and Odie. The roof was also a nightclub and his garage was turned into a Pineapple which Spongebob and Gary lived in. But what had changed the most was that his shed became Arkham Asylum!
But then Jman went into labor and went to the hospital. At the hospital, Jman gave birth.
Jman(in pain)" UGH! GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!"
Doctor Sandvich" Be quiet, NURSE GIVE HIM SOMETHING TO CALM HIM!"
The nurse gave Jman some more drugs and he passed out.
An hour later Jman wakes up and sees his baby girl with big tits and long nipples.
Jman" She is fucking hot! When she reaches 16 she will be fucked by me, and her name will be Casho.
Many years later, when Casho has her 16th birthday.
Jman:"Hey Casho?"
Casho:" Yeah dad?"
Jman" It comes a time that a dad wants to have sex with his daughter, and I am ready."
Casho:"I have been waiting for a long time"
Jman and Casho walk up to Jman's room and have sex and Casho got pregnant with Jman's baby.
The End! Sequel coming soon, probably.