Harry's Divination homework
September 1st
I am going to get in to a fight on a train that might kill me.
September 2nd
I am going to get nocked out by a bulger and be sent to the hospital wing.
September 3rd
I am still going to be in the hospital wing still nocked out
September 4th
Going to wake up in hospital wing. Later I will be in danger of burns.
September 5th
I am going to get attacked by the giant squid.
September 6th
I am going to see a giant in the school
September 7th
I am going to get a detention
September 8th
Professor Snape is going to kill me.
September 9th
I have some how come back from the dead and am going to meet a werewolf.
September 10th
I am going to hear that I am and actually dead and am a ghost
September 11th
I will find out I am not a ghost but I will be soon.
September 12th
I am going to meet a big black dog and we will play a game of snap I will lose.
September 13th
I am going to step on a crack and brake Ron's back but it will be all right he will live.
September 14th
I am going to try a teach 3 friend go fish (not go fishing there is no fishing involved)
September 15th
I am going to be in danger of books attacking me.
September 16th
I am going to get a letter from Voldemort to invite me to his back in power party (which is odd because I am his biggest enemy which is saying some thing because he is like 60 and he can't kill a 16 year old boy I mean god what is up with that)
September 17th
I will sent a not back to Voldemort to thank him for inviting me (and make fun of how having to same plastic surgeon as Michel Jackson was a bad idea) but will have to turn him down and say sorry.
September 18th
Not much will happen I might get a detention.
September 19th
I am going to get in to another fight and will win but lose a bet.
September 20th
Will go on 40 hour famine.
September 21st
Will still be on famine and will be very hungry (so hungry I might die)
September 22nd
Will get off famine and be really happy for 2 minute and then draco will die and I will be confused for 1 minute and will trow a party.
September 23rd
I will be stabbed and will die.
September 24th
I am will still be dead
September 25th
I will be floating in limbo some where
September 26th
Will still be dead
September 27th
Will come back to life ( changing the month completely and throwing a party for me by me)
September 28th
Will hand in homework and say "you know I was dead for 4 days" and you will say " I was right"
September 29th
Will talk to Ron
September 30th
I will (insert bad thing here)