Konata
Izumi Konata was enjoying a nice day with her friends. She and the Hiiragi twins had finished a karaoke session and were enjoying some time in an ice cream parlor.
"Which would you be happier to see Kona-Chan, Haruhi or Aya Hirano?" said Tsukasa.
"I already saw Aya, so I'd have to go with the former. I wonder if she'd freak out if she saw my room" said Konata.
"Why is that?" said Tsukasa.
"I have the posters and the anime. I also have some of the early light novels" said Konata.
"I have a feeling most of us wouldn't feel thrilled to be on display for everyone to see, with our most intimate moments 24 hours a day" said Kagami.
"Then again, if I met her, one of us would be a slider. If it's her, I think she would be disappointed. If it's me, I'd tell her she already met an alien, an esper, and a time traveler. I'm a bit disappointed Kyon wasn't the slider" said Konata.
"I wish we could be celebrities like Aya" said Tsukasa. "Or maybe your whole fandom worshiping us" she said.
Suddenly, a large hole opened in the ground. Areas turned to grid and formed blue squares, some of which fell off into the hole. A white haired girl in a military uniform appeared. "I still can't control the size of the holes" she said, while rubbing her forehead.
"Oh… I'm going to call her the Military Uniform Princes or Himegunpuku" said Konata.
"And I'm still subconsciously broadcasting information for you to call me what the others call me by sight" said the girl.
"No, it's you attire. Is that a different organization's uniform. Hellsing's internal squad before they got killed in a raid wore uniforms, but they were not military" said Konata.
"What is that?" scrammed Kagami.
"Is it a dream or an actor?" said Tsukasa.
"It's a low budget film. They didn't even have enough money to rent out the whole street to prevent bystanders from getting into the shot. Or alternatively, they blew all the money on special effects"
Suddenly, the environment started developing a hollow frame square grid pattern. The squares were mostly blue, with a bit of their older colors shining through. The mystery girl fell through. Soon, the squares started crumbling and couldn't support anyone.
"How about a trip to Satte? Kyoto? Tokyo? Sendai?" said Konata as she fell.
"We are in Satte! I think…" said Kagami.
"Ahhh" scramed the trio.
