Step on Chichiman

This a multiuniverse fic it has FFX, YU YU Hakusho, Resident Evil, Rouroni Kenshin, A-Team, Devil May Cry, and DragonballZ .

Oh and the disclaimer I don't own FFX or any of the people and things in this Fic.



Our story begins in New York City.

Tinky Winky : AAAAAAHH!

Dante: Die Teletubby you are worse than some demons.

Dante takes out Ebony and Ivory and shoots him into little bits and pieces of guts.

Jill: Trish why is Dante killing the Teletubbies because he heard Elephant Man's record and liked it.

Chris: Haha lets burn fool!

Chris is burning Lala with a flamethrower.

Kenshin is relaxing but when a Po trys to hump him he turns into Battousai.

Battousai: Die fucking Teletubby!

Chichiman: AAAAH

Battousai: Chops of his head cut off his head and steps on it.

Tidus appears with Yuna and Rikku.

Tidus: Die Teletubbie die!

Tidus beats the shit out of the Dipsy.

Rikku: Al bhed Flash Bomb!

The Teletubbie gets blown up.

Harry Potter : Must fuck up Mr.T!

Mr.T: What the hell?!

Mr.T kicks him in the balls.

Mr.T: Time to bust up this sucka's fool ass head!

Mr.T: uppercuts the Harry and steps on his head until he blows up.

Battousai: Don't fuck with me!!!

He cuts 15 wizards' heads off.

Yuna: Get away foo!

Yuna: Kills Big Bird with Infrit's hellfire.

Dante turns on a Radio and puts in Elephants Man's CD and he puts on Log on and step on Chichiman.

Dante: Surrounded damn!

Trish: Devil Trigger!

Dante: Devil Trigger!

Dante does that dragon attack that he does against Mundus on the Remaining Teletubies.

SSJ2Goku, MajinVegeta, and SSJGoten and SSJTrunks appear.

SSJ2Goku: Kisou KAMEHAMEHAAAA!

MajinVegeta: FINAL FLASH!

SSJGoten: KAMEKAMEHA!

SSJTrunks: KAMEHAMEHAAA!

Chichiman: AAAAAHH

500 Teletubies die after the barrage of attacks.

Then Elmo comes and attacks all them.

MajinVegeta: AAWWW Fuck

SSJ2Goku: AAAARRGH

Goten and Trunks fuse into Gotenks.

SSJ3Gotenks: Supaa Ghosto Kamikaze Attack!

It hits the Elomo but he does not feel it.

Then all of a sudden people from Yu Yu Hakusho appear.

Yusuke: Let's kill him!

Super Chichiman: Hahaha!

They attack him and he laughs.

Dante: Oh shit where dead!

Trish: Aren't Children show characters supposed to go to hell?

Dante: Yeah.

Trish then take all our energy and kill him with Sparda!

Claire: Yeah!

Dante Ok!

All: Send him straight to Hell!

Dante: Devil Trigger!

He takes the energy and puts into Sparda and becomes The Legendary Dark Knight Dante.

Elmo: Hahahahaha no matter how much power you get it won't be able to kill me!

Legendary Dark Knight Dante: You never know until you Try dickhead!

LDKDante release the dragon and the decapitates Elmo and stomps his head.

Everyone: Log and step pon ChiChiman!

LDKDante: Don't fuck with me!

He kills the Elmo and everyone lived happily ever after I Lied.

Dante: He is dead burning in Hell!

Everyone: Yay!

The End I'm not lying now if you like it put up a review and tell me if you want more! Signed Maruku.