Tails the Lawyer
No!!! He's gone to the dark side! XD At least it'll be funny while he is…
Disclaimer: I am not saying anything about Barack Obama. This is fiction. My views are not necessarily expressed here and all that.
Prologue
Tails put on a suit. Ick. Suits. But he had to look good for today. At least the navy blue looked good on him. The 3-piece suit cost him 300 dollars, but it was worth it to help his best friend Sonic.
Flashback
"It's not my fault!!!" screamed the infuriated hedgehog.
"Oh yeah?! Well when you stepped on that speck there, you caused a huge unexplainable chain reaction that destroyed the building!" the policeman yelled back.
Sonic glared at the man. "This building collapsed because it SUCKS. AND the contractor didn't care to put in ANY of the screws. Now tell me again this is my fault." Sonic said while gritting his teeth.
"It's your fault."
"WHAT?!?!?"
End flashback
Tails stepped outside and felt a warm rush of air across his face's fur. The sun shone brightly and made the birdbath water outside of his house glitter beautifully. It was such a nice day.
"Well, at least riding in the Tornado will be enjoyable." Tails said quietly while looking up at the sky, mesmerized by the formation of suspended water molecules in the air. It was happening awfully fast.
BOOM!
It started to rain.
"Like I said. Enjoyable." Tails said confidently as he strode over to his faithful plane. He stepped into the cockpit and turned on the engine. After a few quick pre-flight tests, he took off into the suddenly violent thunderstorm.
The air was chilling. The wind was howling. The sky was darkening. The author was using way too many simple sentences. Tails didn't care. He ignored all of that. Except for the author who he simply didn't realize was there.
"Don't worry Sonic! I won't let you down!" he shouted as he flew higher and higher into the suspended water molecules.
Meanwhile, Dr. Robotnik was NOT planning to rig the court case because he had the swine flu and was forced by government officials to stay inside.
"What? It's exactly like the flu!" Eggman exclaimed.
"I'm sorry." said Barack Obama. "But we have no idea what this can do and we have no cure for this."
"You don't have a cure for the normal flu either!!!"
"So? I declared the H1N1 flu a national emergency. And hey you! That's right YOU Mr. Author listen to me for a second!"
"…"
"It's not called the swine flu anymore. It's called the H1N1 flu, ok?"
*scoff* "Whatever." replied the author.
The author then decided to not let Barack Obama say anything anymore by not typing anymore about him and cut to the very melodramatic end to the prologue of this story.
*ahem*
WHO will die at the hands of the so called justice? WHAT will happen next? WHY didn't I just kill Eggman for no reason because I'm the author?!?!? WILL YOU ACTUALLY BE INTERESTED IN MY BLAND HUMOR?!?!?!?!
Tune in next time for epic bantering, pointing fingers, stenograph typing, non obstante veredicto motioning, and best of all…recess (who doesn't like that part of the trial?)!!! Unless I decide to stall Tails and make him crash somewhere…while I'm being unpredictable, I think Eggman actually should just die now.
*heart attack*
"Gahhhhhh!!!! I'll get you for this!!!" the doctor exclaimed before his head fell to the floor…MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! FEAR THE AUTHOR!!!!!
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If you thought this was awesome, wait until the exhilaration in the first chapter! Though I wouldn't be surprised if you thought this sucked because it's my first story. Review this!