Five Nights At Irish Freddys: pizza problems
WARNING
THERE IS ALOT OF CURSING IN THIS FANFIC SO VIEWER DISGRETION ADVISED
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Bonnie was carrying pizza around to everyone when he triped and the pizza fell out of their boxes and onto the floor
Bonnie: the fucking bastard
Freddy was walked up to him
Freddy: jaysus Bonnie what happened
Bonnie: me stupid legs gave out on me and the pizza fell on the floor
Freddy: jaysus it will have to be cleared quick
Meanwhile Golden Freddy was talking to Foxy
GF: and I was like OUT THE FUCK! and kicked him into the saferoom
Foxy: jaysus is he still there
GF: probabaly
GF notices Freddy and Bonnie picking up pizza
GF: cmon lets take the piss out of them*laughs*
Bonnie: oh look at this gold cunt coming
GF: jaysus bonnie what happened
Bonnie: what the fuck do you think happened you fucking bastard
GF: calm the ham im here to help
Freddy: for once
GF: shut up you fucking cunt
Chica: bonnie you clumsy twitt
Bonnie: sorry
Chica: you can make the pizza yourself now
Freddy: stop whinning and help us clean this up
Chica: no
Freddy: ill bloody baet ya
GF teleports to the security office
GF: get your ass of that chair and help us you lazy bastard
Security: no
GF: bastard
Security: sure you look like you have it under control
GF: ill be back for ya
A few minutes later they got all the pizza back in the box and GF voluntered to lift it
Bonnie: gold i think its abit to heavy for an empty suit to lift
GF: you just fucking watch me*lifting* UP THE FUCK!
GF fails to lift it and bonnie laughs
bONNIE: SURE DIDN'T I TELL YA
GF: right im gone
Bonnie: dont go gold your great criag
GF goes to the saferoom
GF: bastard
GF sees a box filled with toy animatronic parts
GF: ohhh
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Finished
Just to say this is for comedic purposes i dont mean to offend ireland, scotts character or any other country mentioned in later chapters